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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻

@lezbollahmothra.bsky.social

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(Marxist Leninist, Shia, lesbian) (free 🇵🇸) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & do not reflect the views of my cat

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · Aug 23

I’m so sorry for everything past Noor said & did while drinking & preemptively sorry for whatever future Noor says & does while drinking.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2d

hacking the chatgpt servers to make all the ai girlfriends friendzone you

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

A news anchor on set with a graphic that says "marijuana alert" on it

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

the way an Eminem song ended my last relationship bc i sent my ex gf like the 406th video of me drunk & singing & it finally came to “noor oh my god are u ever gonna stop drinking” & i was like “u know what queen, probably not; in fact for ur sake lets just break up”.

She was right & should say it.

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly, there’s some ppl (my mom, my sister & my beloved nonna only) what i watch my mouth around, everyone else can eat a buffet of dicks. But when im talking to either of them it’s “oh my gosh, that’s so freakin funny” all day 💀

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao like literally Eminem whole catalog 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

& before you channel Helen Lovejoy, it is on YOU as parents to manage what YOUR kids are exposed to, not musicians, not internet, YOU. Most music is not in fact made for children & it’s up to PARENTS to uhhh parent. Musicians shouldn’t be expected to cater to LAZY parents. Period

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

It should be illegal to expect bands to have “clean” versions of songs ever. People need to grow up. If you can’t handle hearing a cuss word maybe you shouldn’t be alive.

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

god im such a Huntr/x stan & it’s not even a real band😭

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 1d

Would i rather kiss an atlas moth or Courtney Love??

Actually shut up, what are u, a cop!?!? I can smooch both, THANK YOU.

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 3d

I live on the top floor (ok it’s a 2 story building but still) & have thus developed a crippling fear of dropping my phone off of my porch any time i’m even close to the edge lmfao.

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 3d

"I helped!" meowed Wendy.

Security camera catches cat dropping mouse into human family's dinner

Animal rescuers in California shared security camera stills showing the moment a foster kitten spiced up her human family's dinner with a dead mouse.

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 4d

👉🏼👈🏼 i was interviewed for this!

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When Face Recognition Doesn’t Know Your Face Is a Face

An estimated 100 million people live with facial differences. As face recognition tech becomes widespread, some say they’re getting blocked from accessing essential systems and services.

www.wired.com

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4d

RIP Karl Marx you would have loved Dance Dance Revolution

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 4d

The cat tax- pet store was out of His Preferred Food so buying new catfood that he hates & refuses to eat even when i bribe him w chicken so having to overnight his regular food.

Lord I wish the pet store had a “picky ass cat” warrantee

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 7d

NURSE JACKIE IS ON NETFLIX! I LOVE THIS FOR ME

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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 8d

I'm telling y'all: do not praise the woman who just won the Nobel Peace Prize. She's begging Trump to bring peace to Venezuela by starting a coup.

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 8d

I like the fact that i can summon autistic nerds by playing Rush on the jukebox at the bar. Yes, come to me, my people. The world shall be ours.

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 8d

I love Rush fans bruh, I haven’t even seen anyone chud out & talk ugly about the new drummer because we all trust Geddy & Alex that much.

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Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 9d

Mom said we dont need dystopia in theatre we have dystopia at home

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 9d

See also: "Why isn't anyone DOING ANYTHING"

Translation: "I'm not doing anything"

People are doing things. They are doing a LOT. It's up to you to plug in and participate.

The Enigma of Amandagara Fault @amandalafrenais.com · 12d

"why is nobody talking abou--" EVERYONE is talkin about it BRO. You just never stick around to listen to ANYONE ELSE, you're just here to TALK

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Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 9d

You can convince people to believe anything if you can get them to believe a guy rose from the dead to give them the right to hate gay people.

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 10d

The hoodie + the recycling box 💀

Me on my living room floor in a dark gray hoodie that has Archer holding a drink & saying “I mean yknow, I drink socially” on it next to an IPA box filled with recycling including Edmund Fitzgerald porter & Original Sin hard cider (& Diet Dr Pepper)

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 11d

My phone has been blowing up all week with people asking if i heard that Rush is touring in 26 & i have to sadly explain each time that I will never be “i can totally afford to see Rush At Madison Square Gardens” rich.

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 11d

Ugh i want to write again, now that I’m settled in the new place & doing well with my various addictions. But i have no solid ideas, just vague thoughts, concepts, wisps of ideas. Nothing has hit me in the muse lobe or whatever makes writers actually write.

Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻 @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social · 11d

THIS PART! You hit the nail on the head perfectly