Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
@lezbollahmothra.bsky.social
(Marxist Leninist, Shia, lesbian) (free 🇵🇸) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & do not reflect the views of my cat
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I’m so sorry for everything past Noor said & did while drinking & preemptively sorry for whatever future Noor says & does while drinking.
My bank account is down to $10 because i had to buy food the first 14 days of the month & now im fucked
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
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November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My bank account is down to $10 because i had to buy food the first 14 days of the month & now im fucked
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
What i know my baba sees in his head when i tell him im hanging out with my friends
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What i know my baba sees in his head when i tell him im hanging out with my friends
I don’t have the genre of autism that makes me good at math but i do have whatever genre of autism this is
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
Let's give Simpsons characters a Pokemon (because why not)
YouTube video by TheRealJims
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November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t have the genre of autism that makes me good at math but i do have whatever genre of autism this is
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
Dee “it means we’re all alcoholics”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dee “it means we’re all alcoholics”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
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NYT journalists: how dare you accuse me of belonging to an organization that systematically demeans women and victims of sexual trafficking
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
NYT journalists: how dare you accuse me of belonging to an organization that systematically demeans women and victims of sexual trafficking
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
Decolonization includes spiritual/religious stuff, it includes examining our faiths w/a critical lense, it includes spiritually divesting from a lot of interpretations (& entire faiths for some) Decolonization includes killing the colonizer in our heads telling us what to believe
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Decolonization includes spiritual/religious stuff, it includes examining our faiths w/a critical lense, it includes spiritually divesting from a lot of interpretations (& entire faiths for some) Decolonization includes killing the colonizer in our heads telling us what to believe
Found one of my estranged uncles on fb & he’s following a bunch of busty goth influencers.
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Found one of my estranged uncles on fb & he’s following a bunch of busty goth influencers.
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.
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trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
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Aw, c'mon - BEElzebub was right there!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
New 'Lucifer' bee with devil-like horns found in Australia
The native bee was found near a rare wildflower, prompting scientists to call for the area to be protected.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Aw, c'mon - BEElzebub was right there!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nothing online is FUN anymore.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Nothing online is FUN anymore.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
Well did u think i WASNT being a nuisance all of the 10th?
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Well did u think i WASNT being a nuisance all of the 10th?
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.
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This is very @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social coded
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is very @lezbollahmothra.bsky.social coded
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I made a low effort meme. Blease clap
December 11, 2023 at 7:06 AM
I made a low effort meme. Blease clap
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Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it.
July 26, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it.
Me trying to impress the most beautifulest girl on earth “so have u heard Rush?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Me trying to impress the most beautifulest girl on earth “so have u heard Rush?”
The most beautifulest woman on earth that i been heart eyes about since high school has also heart eyes bout me??? THIS WHOLE TIME?? Oh yall mfs cant tell me shit. The beautifullest woman on this here planet of earth likes me back. MOVE IM GAY.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The most beautifulest woman on earth that i been heart eyes about since high school has also heart eyes bout me??? THIS WHOLE TIME?? Oh yall mfs cant tell me shit. The beautifullest woman on this here planet of earth likes me back. MOVE IM GAY.
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Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat
“Some time when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you… and that means someone could love you again, and that’ll make you smile”
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Some time when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you… and that means someone could love you again, and that’ll make you smile”
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
Non alcoholic beer is like wtf is the point? This supposed to make me drink LESS? Bitch u want me to drink carbonated piss for the fun of it?? Are u high?
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Non alcoholic beer is like wtf is the point? This supposed to make me drink LESS? Bitch u want me to drink carbonated piss for the fun of it?? Are u high?