Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos. Man, I love my wife.
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Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Gonna start a running list of things Americans absolutely do NOT understand, but have strong opinions about anyway:
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration
I anticipate dying before I finish.
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration
I anticipate dying before I finish.
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Life
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8 (click through for bonus panel and because by god it's the right thing to do)
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8 (click through for bonus panel and because by god it's the right thing to do)
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Life
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8 (click through for bonus panel and because by god it's the right thing to do)
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8 (click through for bonus panel and because by god it's the right thing to do)
I see Stroke Grandpa is having a normal morning.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I see Stroke Grandpa is having a normal morning.
The only truly atrocious sweet pies are pumpkin and sweet potato and if you disagree you are very, very Wrong.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The only truly atrocious sweet pies are pumpkin and sweet potato and if you disagree you are very, very Wrong.
People are so stupid. Yeah, this will get everyone on your side, dumbass Online Idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
People are so stupid. Yeah, this will get everyone on your side, dumbass Online Idiot.
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#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
#OTD in 1863, 23,000 Union Troops storm Missionary Ridge in one of the all time epic charges in American military history decisively routing Confederate forces and opening the literal and symbolic “Gateway to the South” (1
And at least 35% is going to be straight-up skimmed.
just going to keep saying that they’re going to blow through that shiny megabudget much faster than anyone predicts
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And at least 35% is going to be straight-up skimmed.
Things I didn't know about Auguste Comte.
so a sufi apocalypticist is the founder of sociology and casts doubt on the alexander legend. a foundational kabbalist from girona is frequently willing to break with midrashim he finds silly or implausible. any christian examples of this?
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Things I didn't know about Auguste Comte.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
I know I'm old and lame because I agree with this statement and I don't care even a little.
if you haven't read this GAO report, you're missing out
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www.gao.gov/products/gao...
www.gao.gov
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know I'm old and lame because I agree with this statement and I don't care even a little.
This holiday season, it is NAZI-MURDERING TIME in this household.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This holiday season, it is NAZI-MURDERING TIME in this household.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I think they got this shit.
I think they got this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I think they got this shit.
I think they got this shit.
Today in History: In 1971, Mishima Yukio and Morita Masakatsu committed seppuku following an earlier unsuccessful coup attempt and all I can say is I wish more people in this country had that kind of spirit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Today in History: In 1971, Mishima Yukio and Morita Masakatsu committed seppuku following an earlier unsuccessful coup attempt and all I can say is I wish more people in this country had that kind of spirit.
But this is the correct take.
Fuck those hand dryers. Those goddamn things are just indoor leaf blowers.
Fuck those hand dryers. Those goddamn things are just indoor leaf blowers.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
But this is the correct take.
Fuck those hand dryers. Those goddamn things are just indoor leaf blowers.
Fuck those hand dryers. Those goddamn things are just indoor leaf blowers.
Everyone who went out of their way to shit on the pussy-hatted wine moms needs to
1. apologize, and
2. shut the fuck up forever.
This is who you want and need on your side.
1. apologize, and
2. shut the fuck up forever.
This is who you want and need on your side.
Page One in Cincinnati:
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Everyone who went out of their way to shit on the pussy-hatted wine moms needs to
1. apologize, and
2. shut the fuck up forever.
This is who you want and need on your side.
1. apologize, and
2. shut the fuck up forever.
This is who you want and need on your side.
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Winemoms hold up half the sky
Page One in Cincinnati:
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Winemoms hold up half the sky
Hegseth is every stupid junior officer you ever had to endure rolled into one.
The kind of guy who never figured out that "we'll get right on that, SIR" actually means "eat shit and die, motherfucker."
The kind of guy who never figured out that "we'll get right on that, SIR" actually means "eat shit and die, motherfucker."
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hegseth is every stupid junior officer you ever had to endure rolled into one.
The kind of guy who never figured out that "we'll get right on that, SIR" actually means "eat shit and die, motherfucker."
The kind of guy who never figured out that "we'll get right on that, SIR" actually means "eat shit and die, motherfucker."
There's just not enough goddamn grass for some people.
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There's just not enough goddamn grass for some people.
I reject the premise of this exercise because the right answer is, was, and always will be sweet potatoes.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I reject the premise of this exercise because the right answer is, was, and always will be sweet potatoes.
This motherfucker has never had an original idea in his entire miserable life and I don't think he's capable of originating one.
Also he's just ITCHING to say the N-word, isn't he? But he knows he'll get pilloried, so he'll make Electronic Smithers say it for him.
Also he's just ITCHING to say the N-word, isn't he? But he knows he'll get pilloried, so he'll make Electronic Smithers say it for him.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This motherfucker has never had an original idea in his entire miserable life and I don't think he's capable of originating one.
Also he's just ITCHING to say the N-word, isn't he? But he knows he'll get pilloried, so he'll make Electronic Smithers say it for him.
Also he's just ITCHING to say the N-word, isn't he? But he knows he'll get pilloried, so he'll make Electronic Smithers say it for him.
🎵 Hey! It must be the Monet! 🎵
View of Argenteuil in the Snow - 1875
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/8646
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/8646
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
🎵 Hey! It must be the Monet! 🎵
It's cliche, of course, but that doesn't mean it ain't true:
Oh no, not *my* face, etc., etc.
Oh no, not *my* face, etc., etc.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's cliche, of course, but that doesn't mean it ain't true:
Oh no, not *my* face, etc., etc.
Oh no, not *my* face, etc., etc.
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean and I don't want to.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean and I don't want to.