Kerfuffle
@lieutmilo.bsky.social
Eminent physicist, polyglot classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist, good dentist, too. …Lousy poet.
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Kerfuffle
@lieutmilo.bsky.social
· Feb 28
Always an eventful day at the museum when I have to break out the Rat Sorb
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
I have so many unfinished tasks. Piles of them around my house, bags full of works in progress. It’s really getting detrimental to my quality of life.
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have so many unfinished tasks. Piles of them around my house, bags full of works in progress. It’s really getting detrimental to my quality of life.
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
On Wednesday morning
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
On Wednesday morning
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
Today marks two years since my ex-husband tried real hard to take me out of the world of the living. But I’m still here. And I’m on my own now. But I’m carrying myself through with the support of so many people’s kindness and care. I’m happy I’m still here. I’m happy I get to keep waking up. 1/2
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Today marks two years since my ex-husband tried real hard to take me out of the world of the living. But I’m still here. And I’m on my own now. But I’m carrying myself through with the support of so many people’s kindness and care. I’m happy I’m still here. I’m happy I get to keep waking up. 1/2
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They have discovered a planet. It is next door. There's a beast there resembling a snake, except for its clueless eyes. Join me?
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They have discovered a planet. It is next door. There's a beast there resembling a snake, except for its clueless eyes. Join me?
Tattoo after a year aboard the good ship Mountain Goats. I’ve wanted to follow this band since I was a teenager, life had other plans, til now. The crew that sails these seas are dear friends now, a huge joy. May we have many years of telling big stories in small rooms @themountaingoats.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tattoo after a year aboard the good ship Mountain Goats. I’ve wanted to follow this band since I was a teenager, life had other plans, til now. The crew that sails these seas are dear friends now, a huge joy. May we have many years of telling big stories in small rooms @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
I’d Rather Be at the Historic Downtown LA Ross Dress For Less
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’d Rather Be at the Historic Downtown LA Ross Dress For Less
Ready to be the coolest and goodest smelling person at the concert I’m going to tonight no further questions please
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ready to be the coolest and goodest smelling person at the concert I’m going to tonight no further questions please
I meant to apply the perfume “Bubble Bath” after my post-concert luxurious shower but I grabbed the similar “Sailing Day” bottle so now I have to go find and board a goddamn boat at 2am
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I meant to apply the perfume “Bubble Bath” after my post-concert luxurious shower but I grabbed the similar “Sailing Day” bottle so now I have to go find and board a goddamn boat at 2am
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"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
I was at a coffee shop the other day wearing this sweater and after I placed my order the barista said “hey, uh, your house is on fire”
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I was at a coffee shop the other day wearing this sweater and after I placed my order the barista said “hey, uh, your house is on fire”
I’m ready for my set on Saturday
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m ready for my set on Saturday
Is anyone else listening to Evenflow playing over the laundromat speakers at 8:12am or is it just me
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is anyone else listening to Evenflow playing over the laundromat speakers at 8:12am or is it just me
“Me and Peter Balkan and you, friend,”
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Me and Peter Balkan and you, friend,”
And if I had more common sense
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And if I had more common sense
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
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Spent the evening reworking the pattern for the possum keychains I like to give to folks in line before @themountaingoats.bsky.social shows, prepping for another run next month. I have to say I’m pretty smitten with the little guys 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Spent the evening reworking the pattern for the possum keychains I like to give to folks in line before @themountaingoats.bsky.social shows, prepping for another run next month. I have to say I’m pretty smitten with the little guys 🥹
This is me if u even care
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is me if u even care
If your car smells like weed at take 5 you get 10 dollars off your wiper blades
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If your car smells like weed at take 5 you get 10 dollars off your wiper blades
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19th-century drugstore ad in verse, from a “commercial rhymist”.
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
19th-century drugstore ad in verse, from a “commercial rhymist”.
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
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ceramacists in the world of the legend of zelda probably have insanely low job satisfaction
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ceramacists in the world of the legend of zelda probably have insanely low job satisfaction
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There aren’t many things recently that have made me glad to be around *right now* in the year of our Lord 2025, but having the resources to pick up what @themountaingoats.bsky.social are putting down lately is something I consider to be a great blessing.
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There aren’t many things recently that have made me glad to be around *right now* in the year of our Lord 2025, but having the resources to pick up what @themountaingoats.bsky.social are putting down lately is something I consider to be a great blessing.