Life Must Goon
@lifemustgoon.bsky.social
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the notoriously fucked bad boy. Incredibly normal.
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lifemustgoon.bsky.social
Mr. @timheidecker.bsky.social please cancel all future guest appearances of Gregg (FRAUD) Turkington and replace him with Big Mike. The People have spoken!
lifemustgoon.bsky.social
I do! And the skeleton one!
lifemustgoon.bsky.social
There is a cyber truck at the mall where I buy my Peace Frog stickers and I never realized that they just have one big wiper on the windshield. Every new detail just adds to the grotesqueness.
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tiny.baby
Geese are a type of cop
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jakeweindling.bsky.social
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
carolrosenbergnyt.bsky.social
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.
mollyjongfast.bsky.social
I really resent my tax dollars being spent on this
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matttomic.bsky.social
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)
lifemustgoon.bsky.social
I must stop Remembering Guys
lifemustgoon.bsky.social
Join me in a cigarette
lifemustgoon.bsky.social
The Toxic Avenger (2025) 5 Bags of 🍿. (Popcorn) Hearing a lot of buzz for #Oscer as well.
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
Can you imagine how great the world would be if the movie theater had soft serve ice cream?
lacroixshotgun.bsky.social
which type of headgear does the ice cream come in there?
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pattymo.com
It’s actually normal for the President to constantly be trying to conceal a large bruise shaped like Majora’s Mask on the back of his hand,
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
The undertaker appearing behind another wrestler meme but it’s two men voting for Andrew Cuomo and there is a graphic saying it’s from Andrew Cuomo Dank Meme Patrol