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LilChromie
@lilchromie.bsky.social
A homunculus possessing 3 of the four humors (lacking black bile); Fashion Influencer
$bigchromie on cashapp give me free money I will waste it on Legos and give you nothing in return
He/Him
Tis the season
Damn that's really funny I should have made a joke about that
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just saw someone refer to AI art as "synthography" and now I want to kill myself
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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lmao

That's ridiculous and can only be correct with horribly skewed averages + very biased sampling (both, in this case).

I was making $150k as a Senior Designer at Bungie with 15 years of industry experience in one of the highest-paying job markets in a high cost-of-living area with geopay
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They're running the "erm actually it's Ephebophilia" defense
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
AI is even putting phrenologists out of a job
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm fuckin Dracula
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Low Poly Cloud for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Started playing expedition 33 and my friend told me Gustave gets a power up later in the story and that's why his weapons don't have passives
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reminder that this is their real logo
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Aside from all the obvious horrible shit that happened in the aftermath of 9/11, my least favorite is that now people pretend the twin towers weren't ugly as shit and hated by everyone
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What if instead of paying 10 million dollars for the halo ce remake I just played the original halo ce and probably have a better time
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think it's very funny that sliwa has been turned into a wacky side character in an election where he is the official candidate of one of the two major parties
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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dracula i made out of corn sand
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They all look similar but when you hover over them with your mouse their outline is a different color
The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Personally I don't think counter strike should have a stock market tied to it!
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The 1% of crime he can't stop is the crime of thinking this is a good idea
Ring CEO: "Let's build the Torment Nexus because I think it will end crime."

archive.ph/Lmkse
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Someone needs to figure out what happened in 2010 and why it caused all future pokemon professors to be hot
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You don't just have a totenkopf tattoo for almost 20 years without figuring out what it is. You are either lying or too stupid to be elected into office.
Years ago I got a skull and crossbones tattoo with my buddies in the Marines.

I was appalled to learn it closely resembled a Nazi symbol. I altered it yesterday, into something that isn't deeply offensive to my core beliefs.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwt_...
Graham Platner for Senate | Tattoo
YouTube video by Graham Platner for Senate
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Think I've been brain broken cuz ZA looks like ass and has some performance hits on switch 1, but damn did I enjoy it. I've already beaten the game twice and am considering going back for a third.
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maybe he's just a really big bored apes fan
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Personally I would have gotten my Nazi tattoo covered before I ran as a progressive candidate!
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I apologize 1 billion lions, I was unfamiliar with your game
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM