*transes your gender* there ya go

this is a special episode for those of you who want to hear me critique Ben Shapiro's knowledge of Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and Rudyard Kipling

it's ok to be a nimby about prisons

Meanwhile in #Portland

I just completely hate the word ”content“ now

we are literally besieged in all aspects of american life by unrestrained plutocrats who themselves are surrounded by toadies and sycophants, not one person there to tell them that their hair looks idiotic, their plan to invade portland is insane, that their AI does not work. bring back hard truths

I hope it's on July 20th 2029 so they can shit all over the 60th anniversary of Apollo 11.

a child holding their breath because you won't give them more skittles

the Antifa Frog is going to be the hottest costume for halloween this year and I'm sure the people who run the sales platforms for the dozen or so chinese companies that sell that particular inflatable frog costume are equally as delighted as they are confused about their sudden increase in sales.

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

Yeah, "They just gave all your money to this Hobbit Pedophile" should be the easiest dunk in the game.

DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN

LGBTQ

a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.

these people are stealing from you and laughing at you

patiently waiting for the art I bought to be created because I'm not an impatient ass who doesn't seem to understand that I'm not buying from amazon.

save us wine moms

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation