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Doing a load of laundry and have dryer vent clean out scheduled for tomorrow. If it catches fire I’m going to find my narrator and smack the crap out of them.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Doing a load of laundry and have dryer vent clean out scheduled for tomorrow. If it catches fire I’m going to find my narrator and smack the crap out of them.
Once in a lifetime or a sign that I need to figure out?
Things that ran out at the same time: toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body wash
Things that ran out at the same time: toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body wash
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Once in a lifetime or a sign that I need to figure out?
Things that ran out at the same time: toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body wash
Things that ran out at the same time: toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body wash
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You’ve got a few days left to get your annual National Parks pass without Trump’s face on it.
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You’ve got a few days left to get your annual National Parks pass without Trump’s face on it.
Meanwhile on TT half of us woke up to this ad.
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Meanwhile on TT half of us woke up to this ad.
Walked out my front door & interrupted squirrel & cat having a debate. The squirrel turned to me and told on the cat. I nod my head & look at the cat who is taking a few steps back. Continued to the sidewalk as the cat lays down. When I return, the squirrel retreats from inspecting my front door
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Walked out my front door & interrupted squirrel & cat having a debate. The squirrel turned to me and told on the cat. I nod my head & look at the cat who is taking a few steps back. Continued to the sidewalk as the cat lays down. When I return, the squirrel retreats from inspecting my front door
Supposed to be cold tonight and temp was ok today. Still turned on the AC because humidity in the house was over 70%. Already back to 67% now. The heater likely won’t kick on tonight. Looks like time to see if the dehumidifier I bought years ago after hurricane damage is still hiding in a closet.
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Supposed to be cold tonight and temp was ok today. Still turned on the AC because humidity in the house was over 70%. Already back to 67% now. The heater likely won’t kick on tonight. Looks like time to see if the dehumidifier I bought years ago after hurricane damage is still hiding in a closet.
Watching this thing and laughing out loud and how ridiculous. Think I’ve reached a new level of coping with this. How can someone be like this.
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Watching this thing and laughing out loud and how ridiculous. Think I’ve reached a new level of coping with this. How can someone be like this.
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🔥 Prices just moved in the right direction… DOWN!
➡️ Download your Team Cuban Card at teamcubancard.com and check your price before you go.
➡️ Download your Team Cuban Card at teamcubancard.com and check your price before you go.
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
🔥 Prices just moved in the right direction… DOWN!
➡️ Download your Team Cuban Card at teamcubancard.com and check your price before you go.
➡️ Download your Team Cuban Card at teamcubancard.com and check your price before you go.
Found a 1 inch piece of metal piercing the bottom of my slides. Just started a new movie marathon in honor of not being in the ER
a man in a suit and tie is driving a car with make a gif.com at the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is driving a car with make a gif.com at the bottom
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December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Found a 1 inch piece of metal piercing the bottom of my slides. Just started a new movie marathon in honor of not being in the ER
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The Bill of Rights was ratified on this day in 1791.
For the last 105 years, we've defended those rights, alongside the entire Constitution, and we aren't stopping any time soon.
For the last 105 years, we've defended those rights, alongside the entire Constitution, and we aren't stopping any time soon.
December 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The Bill of Rights was ratified on this day in 1791.
For the last 105 years, we've defended those rights, alongside the entire Constitution, and we aren't stopping any time soon.
For the last 105 years, we've defended those rights, alongside the entire Constitution, and we aren't stopping any time soon.
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Not so jolly now, is it holly?
🌱📸📷
🌱📸📷
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Not so jolly now, is it holly?
🌱📸📷
🌱📸📷
Watching Cloud Atlas. Think I’m going to need to break it up over the week.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Watching Cloud Atlas. Think I’m going to need to break it up over the week.
Best work Holiday party ever..almost. It had potential.
#1: I had a flawless reason to not go with no guilt
#2: I was included in the group chat that had some funny and some drama.
Shame that once it started the chat stopped. I wanted to option to read live text takes
#1: I had a flawless reason to not go with no guilt
#2: I was included in the group chat that had some funny and some drama.
Shame that once it started the chat stopped. I wanted to option to read live text takes
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Best work Holiday party ever..almost. It had potential.
#1: I had a flawless reason to not go with no guilt
#2: I was included in the group chat that had some funny and some drama.
Shame that once it started the chat stopped. I wanted to option to read live text takes
#1: I had a flawless reason to not go with no guilt
#2: I was included in the group chat that had some funny and some drama.
Shame that once it started the chat stopped. I wanted to option to read live text takes
Trifecta: took a nap on each of the 3 nappable surfaces in one day.
a cartoon of a penguin in a trophy with the word winner above it
ALT: a cartoon of a penguin in a trophy with the word winner above it
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December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Trifecta: took a nap on each of the 3 nappable surfaces in one day.
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Smashwords is having an End-of-Year sale on many of its books until January 1st, 2026. 📚📕📖🖋️
#books #booksky
Among them are those written by my indie author buddy Audrey Driscoll:
audreydriscoll.wordpress.com?action=user_...
#books #booksky
Among them are those written by my indie author buddy Audrey Driscoll:
audreydriscoll.wordpress.com?action=user_...
audreydriscoll.wordpress.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Smashwords is having an End-of-Year sale on many of its books until January 1st, 2026. 📚📕📖🖋️
#books #booksky
Among them are those written by my indie author buddy Audrey Driscoll:
audreydriscoll.wordpress.com?action=user_...
#books #booksky
Among them are those written by my indie author buddy Audrey Driscoll:
audreydriscoll.wordpress.com?action=user_...
Wonder how much my next year insurance company spent on advertising mailer urging me to review their great plans that I received at the same time as my new insurance card from the same company.
For hire: efficiency expert, seriously
Specializing in decreasing costs through decreased redundancies
For hire: efficiency expert, seriously
Specializing in decreasing costs through decreased redundancies
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Wonder how much my next year insurance company spent on advertising mailer urging me to review their great plans that I received at the same time as my new insurance card from the same company.
For hire: efficiency expert, seriously
Specializing in decreasing costs through decreased redundancies
For hire: efficiency expert, seriously
Specializing in decreasing costs through decreased redundancies
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Crosby Stills and Nash
Beach Boys
Billy Joel
Cher
Garth Brooks
Crosby Stills and Nash
Beach Boys
Billy Joel
Cher
Garth Brooks
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson
(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson
(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
King Crimson
Oingo Boingo
Peter Gabriel
Radiohead
Missing Persons
King Crimson
Oingo Boingo
Peter Gabriel
Radiohead
Missing Persons
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Crosby Stills and Nash
Beach Boys
Billy Joel
Cher
Garth Brooks
Crosby Stills and Nash
Beach Boys
Billy Joel
Cher
Garth Brooks
Have to wait until it’s just right to recreate grandma’s recipe
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Have to wait until it’s just right to recreate grandma’s recipe
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Anybody know of any good Christmas-themed indie books?
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Anybody know of any good Christmas-themed indie books?
Why you fix mom’s favorite dish: Remembered that I had a toaster that barely worked and never used so threw it away.
I’ve been using my air fryer to toast.
As I looked for the hand mixer for its annual use, I see a toaster. Exclaimed:
“I have a toaster!” LMAO
Guess I forgot I got a new one.
I’ve been using my air fryer to toast.
As I looked for the hand mixer for its annual use, I see a toaster. Exclaimed:
“I have a toaster!” LMAO
Guess I forgot I got a new one.
twilight sparkle is standing in front of a chalkboard with equations on it
ALT: twilight sparkle is standing in front of a chalkboard with equations on it
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November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why you fix mom’s favorite dish: Remembered that I had a toaster that barely worked and never used so threw it away.
I’ve been using my air fryer to toast.
As I looked for the hand mixer for its annual use, I see a toaster. Exclaimed:
“I have a toaster!” LMAO
Guess I forgot I got a new one.
I’ve been using my air fryer to toast.
As I looked for the hand mixer for its annual use, I see a toaster. Exclaimed:
“I have a toaster!” LMAO
Guess I forgot I got a new one.
She moved on to the same trash can left out for her last week.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
She moved on to the same trash can left out for her last week.
Is she a slow eater? WTH could she be chewing on this long that’s not big enough to see? My imagination is bones crunching but for this long? I just want to ask what’s with the loud chewing? Is it giant peanut butter jar
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Is she a slow eater? WTH could she be chewing on this long that’s not big enough to see? My imagination is bones crunching but for this long? I just want to ask what’s with the loud chewing? Is it giant peanut butter jar
Shhh
Everyone be quiet. I’m listening to bear crunch on something. She’s laying down about 40 feet away. Bushes and darkness are hiding her from camera right now
Everyone be quiet. I’m listening to bear crunch on something. She’s laying down about 40 feet away. Bushes and darkness are hiding her from camera right now
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Shhh
Everyone be quiet. I’m listening to bear crunch on something. She’s laying down about 40 feet away. Bushes and darkness are hiding her from camera right now
Everyone be quiet. I’m listening to bear crunch on something. She’s laying down about 40 feet away. Bushes and darkness are hiding her from camera right now