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Creating characters and cuteness. She/her Southern hemisphere/celsius/metric/UK spelling ⪼ https://linktr.ee/LJPSaveSaveSave?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=ce008f5e-e251-400b-8e57-3349ae68cce9 #auspol #pixel

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · Dec 12

Skeet skeet
Yeet yeet
Skrrt skrrt

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

My night is complete because I just found out that pugs like strawberries.

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

I would not want to be Trump's Adderall bottle tonight!

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

No Fap Month?

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want to hurt it - can we just pat it and move on?

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

How are you supposed to use the missing persons FBI search now?

FBI doesn't investigate ICE.
ICE investigates ICE.

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

It's like the allergy you never knew you had.

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 1d

International Roast should be internationally roasted.

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Trump is under the impression that Habeas Corpus is an actual person.

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x0_000 (sketch commissions open) @x0triple0.bsky.social · 3d

duck

#pixelart #sketch

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 3d

hey if im cool you can be too! wait
im not cool? oh youre fucked then

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3d

There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 3d

How many 5kg sacks of rice, beans and maize do you think would fit on this little boat?

Excerpt from Al Jazeera article on the Global Sumud Flotilla

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Malcolm P. Johnson @admiralmpj.bsky.social · 3d

Here's what I want out of Gaza:

1) The Hostages (or their remains) returned to Israel.

2) Hamas removed from control of Gaza (I don't think I'm going to get that, but I want that).

3) The War to end.

4) Gazans fed.

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LANana-Nuestra Señora de la Muerte del Pan 😪 @lanana421.bsky.social · 4d

Yes. If helping Gazans is truly important to them, Greta and her little band of flotilla "activists" should volunteer with WCK or another approved NGO.

elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 3d

What even why who I don't understand.

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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 4d

they should invent a sleep that’s restful

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4d

Miles was chief of staff at DHS in Trump’s first term 👇🏽

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 3d

This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

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Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 3d

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 4d

We need a Royal Commission into Australian house prices.

There is no way I'm looking at 106 million dollars of real estate here in this boring-arsed outer suburban Melbourne street.

#auspol #RealEstate #Melbourne

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LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 4d

RFK Jr has expertise?

RFK Jr goes beyond his expertise while explaining Wi-Fi

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 4d

What you think you look like vs. what you actually look like.

LJPArtist @ljpsavesavesave.bsky.social · 4d

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Wile E Coyote mis-times the exploding arrow

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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · May 6

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

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