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Jank doing jank things.
He really can't help but make it about himself. He did the same when they asked about Charlie Kirk's death.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Actually amazing how many Americans don't understand how interest works or the fact that you don't need a fucking 100,000 dollar truck for your daily commute.
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
CA-10
Which congressional district are you spending Thanksgiving in?!
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
We really went from MAGA's Reichstag fire to this:
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Real ones know he stole from an Indian movie:
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The article is written by Mr. "Kamala will send the boys to war".
i can't believe that people take twitter inflated view counts literally and at face value
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It truly is the easiest thing to run as a Republican. Can just say the same things running for any office and the media doesn't even dare question why those things would be relevant to the office you are running for.
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.

The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The funniest thing would be that the whole thing was staged based on an Indian movie plot suggested by some random Indian dude on the campaign team.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Kelly with a Latino Veep in a 2008 economy would legit put up a 55-45 PV victory and like 380 EVs.
imagine Kelly vs Vance in a 2008 or worse economy.....
guy who hates hegseth because he’s making a kelly ‘28 presidential run more likely
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
2012 had to have been the most fun election night for Dems right?
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is my most elitist opinion. Someone with that resume should absolutely not be elected to the fucking Senate.
For me it's Tuberville. Just insulting to me that a person with his resume is a fucking Senator and about to be Gobernor.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The internals must be dogshit.
Republicans hitting the all caps Panic button in TN-7

Fitting that the swampiest of all would call on them to “swamp the vote”
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This was probs the view of the median Radical Republican during the 1800s.
a left-of-center charles murray type who argues that we must stop blaming the myriad problems of southern whites on their diseased culture and instead accept that southern whites are genetically inferior
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@therealbrent.bsky.social we're this close to greatness.
Alex Jones: “I’m seriously inches away from not supporting Trump anymore”

MAGA is dead
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Remember when they were gonna give out farm relief checks.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Watch Texas.
Pew Research poll - Latino Voters

Trump approval
Approve 27%
Disapprove 70%

www.pewresearch.org/race-and-eth...
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
They genuinely might not because remember when the talked about farm checks and now it's total silence.
It would be wild if the GOP fail to actually get some kind of subsidy renewal across the line
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's genuinely hilarious how Cornyn gets coded as some moderate when he votes exactly like Paxton would if he were in the Senate. The only difference is that Paxton has a billion scandals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Lmao. Thank you so much GOP primary electorate. Always the strongest Blexas soldiers.
Texas - GOP Senate Polling:

Paxton: 36%
Hunt: 26%
Cornyn: 25%

Paxton: 51%
Cornyn: 34%

Cornyn: 29%
Hunt: 29%

Stratus / Nov 22, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Dismiss their intergenerational bonds" is so funny. If there's one thing Blair got right it was that the working class was aspirational and they moved on from the 70s and Labour should move with them too.
there's a lot to unpack here Lord Glasman
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM