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@lorgwalrus.bsky.social
plant caretaker, looping aficionado, slave to my neurotransmitters | I go by Fisher | He/Him | Ace? Demi? Recovering toxic people appeaser?| Live life at your pace, you'll attract what's best for you
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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“If we break quarantine, we could all die”
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“If we break quarantine, we could all die”
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This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
It’s really funny how a generation will roll its eyes at parents who watch Fox News but doesn’t see why being immersed in Twitter is having the same effect. Lots of serious people show up on Fox News too but that shouldn’t be your primary source on the news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
oh fuck it was a two plus parter today oh the floors in your apartment I have pity for them today!
Boooo, your choice of bass is not good and your thrust game is weak today.
7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo
Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard
Your lives are just so interesting rn
7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo
Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard
Your lives are just so interesting rn
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
oh fuck it was a two plus parter today oh the floors in your apartment I have pity for them today!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Boooo, your choice of bass is not good and your thrust game is weak today.
7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo
Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard
Your lives are just so interesting rn
7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo
Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard
Your lives are just so interesting rn
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Boooo, your choice of bass is not good and your thrust game is weak today.
7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo
Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard
Your lives are just so interesting rn
7/10, my whole room didn't even shake long enough to feel the vibrations in a dildo
Hey, if I get to be involved in your sex life unwillingly I'll directly call you out with my scorecard
Your lives are just so interesting rn
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unhappy thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
unhappy thanksgiving
my balls and belly are kinda heavy bro, you actually gonna help me or what?
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
my balls and belly are kinda heavy bro, you actually gonna help me or what?
wait...is that Bobs Burgers main cast silhouettes in a line down your leg? Gurl your ink is cool move your leg away from the sex swing chain so I can get a better look
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
wait...is that Bobs Burgers main cast silhouettes in a line down your leg? Gurl your ink is cool move your leg away from the sex swing chain so I can get a better look
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
your resident looping aficionado has gone and done a loop! (or a lot of single crochet)
no more will I be plagued by not finding my cup coaster, the coaster is on the cup!
no more will I be plagued by not finding my cup coaster, the coaster is on the cup!
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
your resident looping aficionado has gone and done a loop! (or a lot of single crochet)
no more will I be plagued by not finding my cup coaster, the coaster is on the cup!
no more will I be plagued by not finding my cup coaster, the coaster is on the cup!
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Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
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extremely scary episode this week
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
extremely scary episode this week
Did you actually fall in love at work or did you just associate their worksona with who they aren't.
Like, actually though I'd adore some grow scrolling
Anyone know anyone who found a lasting relationship at work with someone or is that just big corporate trying to sell you capitalism?
Like, actually though I'd adore some grow scrolling
Anyone know anyone who found a lasting relationship at work with someone or is that just big corporate trying to sell you capitalism?
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Did you actually fall in love at work or did you just associate their worksona with who they aren't.
Like, actually though I'd adore some grow scrolling
Anyone know anyone who found a lasting relationship at work with someone or is that just big corporate trying to sell you capitalism?
Like, actually though I'd adore some grow scrolling
Anyone know anyone who found a lasting relationship at work with someone or is that just big corporate trying to sell you capitalism?
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Honestly the penny is "cool" because it's the smallest whole unit to be divided to.
Functionality, you're the backbone and it shouldn't have taken more of you to make one of you.
Boom and bust cycle food based currency though 👀?
And snap, it's all been away.
Functionality, you're the backbone and it shouldn't have taken more of you to make one of you.
Boom and bust cycle food based currency though 👀?
And snap, it's all been away.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Honestly the penny is "cool" because it's the smallest whole unit to be divided to.
Functionality, you're the backbone and it shouldn't have taken more of you to make one of you.
Boom and bust cycle food based currency though 👀?
And snap, it's all been away.
Functionality, you're the backbone and it shouldn't have taken more of you to make one of you.
Boom and bust cycle food based currency though 👀?
And snap, it's all been away.
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Wicked
Wicked: For Good
Wicked: Tokyo Drift
2 Wicked 2 Good
Wicked Five
The Fate of the Wicked
Wicked: For Good
Wicked: Tokyo Drift
2 Wicked 2 Good
Wicked Five
The Fate of the Wicked
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wicked
Wicked: For Good
Wicked: Tokyo Drift
2 Wicked 2 Good
Wicked Five
The Fate of the Wicked
Wicked: For Good
Wicked: Tokyo Drift
2 Wicked 2 Good
Wicked Five
The Fate of the Wicked
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Now with alt text because this affects the entire planet.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Now with alt text because this affects the entire planet.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
You two keep flipping cards trying to be first but it's just all push and pull like taffey.
In the end there's enough for us all, if you keep the salivation to a minimum.
Lick the sugar though, it'll lick you back.
If you're sweet enough you'll get mixed in too.
In the end there's enough for us all, if you keep the salivation to a minimum.
Lick the sugar though, it'll lick you back.
If you're sweet enough you'll get mixed in too.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You two keep flipping cards trying to be first but it's just all push and pull like taffey.
In the end there's enough for us all, if you keep the salivation to a minimum.
Lick the sugar though, it'll lick you back.
If you're sweet enough you'll get mixed in too.
In the end there's enough for us all, if you keep the salivation to a minimum.
Lick the sugar though, it'll lick you back.
If you're sweet enough you'll get mixed in too.
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
rocking camping chairs for my lil crochet by the fire loving ass self
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
rocking camping chairs for my lil crochet by the fire loving ass self