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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 2h

for anyone wondering I was not injured. There's a Extraordinarily Faint redness right on my eyelid which is presumably where the point of impact was

It's tender and Might bruise but def no black eye. I don't know how serious hoof to the eye injuries are on average but this is very minor

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 2h

The fact that you have to sign a waiver to go on the bungee jump machine but not before stepping into a petting zoo filled almost entirely with These Fucking Creatures is insane

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 2h

I want to add that the madame kicking me in this picture was also standing one hoof directly on my toes

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 2h

Photographic evidence

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 3h

Ohhhhhhh I see, the 👽

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 3h

What are you

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 3h

Ouuhhjjj.....

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 3h

Chilling with my jackass

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 5h

Tbf I'm pretty sure spraying pepper directly into an inflatable's air intake isn't that viable of a strategy to begin with; I'm almost certain it's why the one guy wasn't as affected and only tasted a vague spicy/peppermint taste

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💣ka💣 @kaboomka.bsky.social · Jul 20

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the marcy?! (scary) @scillasafeguard.bsky.social · 1d

after putting it off for a good few years i finally masturbated tonight

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Haitch Kay 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 1d

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner.
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"

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Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1d

A shower curtain that is a screenshot of Ocarina of Time where the text “Water Temple” is on the screen, hung up over a shower.

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phylan @phylan.website · 19h

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 20h

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 7h

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 5h

They had a petting zoo full of goats and I got a cone of pellets. The moment I stepped in they all swarmed me. Despite being told not to I reflexively held the food above my head and one of the goats literally reached up and stepped on my eye

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 6h

We went to a pumpkin patch/corn maze

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Captain @timesnewnorman.bsky.social · 13h

Polar bear sculpt, 2023

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 10h

The reason we took this trip is bc nes had a bunch of tests to be done at kaiser that couldn't be done south and she also decided to get a shot in and I was like "can I get one if I don't have kaiser" and they were like "yeah sign this form" so I just did it

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 10h

"Why am I so sore" <- guy who forgot that in addition to walking a shitton and having been forced to sit in awful posture for a combined hour in a car he also got a flu shot

dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 11h

(Explaining preemptively for jane. I don't know how conversation tagging works on bsky)

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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 13h

at some point I really think there needs to be some sort of large scale pushback on Valve for their complete abdication of responsibility in moderating steam forums to every individual developer regardless of whether or not they asked for it, allowing this tumour to completely fester.

Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 21h

Classic Steam forums

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 11h

they revealed ekusu's dad. He has ten children. He ranked all of them and named them after their numbers (not in order of birth). Ekusu is named X because that's the roman numeral for ten and he's last place in the ranking

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dirt aptitude went up @loveofthesun.bsky.social · 11h

FUCKKKKK RIGHT I FORGOT THAT JUST GOT REVEALED

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