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lowman
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Rochester NY
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The person of the year is just outside of the frame, sawing through the girder.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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why is this so upsetting
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We've been here on nights when those doink in.
Tonight (long pause) they doink out. #NFL
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
62 years ago.
11/22/1963
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Al Michaels and the other guy have both said "he's off to the races" and we're only ten minutes in. #Bills
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The sun just set in Utqiaġvik, Alaska, for the season (71.29°N). It will rise again in 66 days (January 23rd). Good night. 🥱 @alaskawx.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Beautiful Mount Katahdin in Maine
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Ancient philosophy is 50% profound eternal wisdom and 50% that same exact guy declaring with supreme confidence two paragraphs later that pee is stored in the armpit.
Aristotle in his books on nature insisted men have more teeth than women.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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corn palace, mitchell, south dakota, 1987
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A different #Bills team better come out of that locker room after halftime.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The fake news media doesn’t want you to see this. 👇
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Reminds me of another time when the CEO of a large company was asked about its murky financials.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Guys I don't know how much longer I can do this No Shit November thing!
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Running ads for ICE. Fuck that. #CancelSpotify
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
No.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 25
“I am not done,” the former vice president said. “I have lived my entire career as a life of service and it’s in my bones,” she added.
https://cnn.it/4hs4aNi
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
From the East Wing to the Epstein
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM