Luke Thompson
luketscribe.bsky.social
Luke Thompson
@luketscribe.bsky.social
Yakima Herald-Republic outdoors/sports reporter, runner, referee. He/him.
There's still some good on the other site.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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lmao
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This morning I got my favorite voicemail of all time on my work phone.

"This is ***** ******* I have no idea who you are but you can reach me at 509-***-**** thank you"
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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So, uh, who's ready to run through a wall with me?
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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It's semi-official.

The Mercury reports that Collin Klein will be introduced as K-State's new head football coach tomorrow, followed by an appearance at the men's basketball game on Saturday.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Conversation while watching Chelsea-Arsenal with my nieces today:

4-year-old: What is the black person?

Me: .....

7-year-old: That's the referee.

Me (feeling a little ashamed): Oh, of course you're talking about the referee. He calls the fouls.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Do you like walk off touchdowns? How about a walk off touchdown to cap off an 80-yard 2-minute drive and win Central Washington's first Lone Star Conference title? Unreal.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Great to see Dana Dimel (and Kellis Robinett!) get some well-deserved recognition.
here's the first video on the new channel, it's about the team that ACTUALLY invented the Tush Push years before the Eagles, so you can appropriately thank them or yell at them depending on whether you think the Tush Push is good (correct) or bad (wrong)
Meet the Team Who REALLY Invented the Tush Push
YouTube video by Sports! with Rodger Sherman
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Wood & Plenty
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Twit
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

S&M’s
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Seems like a good time to post Will Klein's 2025 AAA stats.
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Throw Shohei a strike you cowards
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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OOH ITS ALSO WHAT THE TRANSLATOR DID!
Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”

Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Scheduled skeet
shut up smoltz
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Okay, @luketscribe.bsky.social hasn't posted about it here, so:

Saturday, in the Central Washington/TAMU-Kingsville game, the refs called offsetting pass interference on one play.

Anyone ever seen this happen before? I can see how it would in theory, but nobody at BotC can recall having seen it.
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My ~70-year-old mother who spent most of her life as a Republican in small-town Kansas will be proudly protesting. I'll have to ask if she considers herself Marxist, socialist, antics, anarchist and/or pro-Hamas.
Mike Johnson on No Kings: "We refer to it by its more accurate description -- the Hate America Rally. You're gonna bring together the Marxists, the socialists, the antifa advocates, the anarchists, and the pro-Hamas wing of the far left Democrat Party. That is the modern Democratic Party."
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Football is such a stupid sport and I hate it.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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We should also talk about what ABJECT BULLSHIT the erased Jayce Brown touchdown was.

You can't be rewarded for RIPPING THE RECEIVER'S HELMET OFF, but that was ultimately the difference in the game.
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yes that's a face mask but the referee really should have played advantage on that one and let Jayce score.
October 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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In his Oval Office address on political violence, Trump lists the attempt on his life, the Scalise shooting, and attacks on ICE agents.

He does not mention Jan 6th, the attack on the Pelosi family, the Hortman murders, the kidnapping attempt on Gretchen Whitmer, or the fire at Gov Shapiro’s house.
Trump: "For years those on the radical left have compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to Nazis. This kind of rhetoric is directly responsible for the terrorism we're seeing in our country & it must stop right now. My admin will find each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity"
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Before the Seahawks played their first preseason game I had the chance to sit down with Yakima's Cooper Kupp to talk about what it means for him to be back in Washington State and how he fits in Seattle's offense.

www.yakimaherald.com/sports/profe...
Back home in Washington, Yakima's Cooper Kupp eager to find new fit with Seahawks
Even with a new yet familiar home, Cooper Kupp has the same goals heading into his ninth NFL season.
www.yakimaherald.com
September 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy Yakima United Day to all who celebrate!
September 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Russia's team is banned from the World Cup because of Putin's decision to invade Ukraine. It would make no sense to allow Putin to attend, but it is FIFA and the Trump administration we're talking about...
Trump: "I was just sent a picture from somebody who wants to be there very badly. He's been very respectful of me and our country but not so respectful of others. But he'll -- I'm gonna sign this for him. But I was sent one. That's a man named Vladimir Putin, who I believe will be coming."
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just when you thought Trump could not possibly be a more unserious person he pulls out this hat/trophy combination. Yikes.
Trump continues to rant and rave and lie that DC crime stats were falsified during the Biden administration
August 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM