lumpyprol
@lumpyprol.bsky.social
the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him
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me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that
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kristi noem set to retire from her post in order to spend more time at a big dog-killing farm upstate
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
kristi noem set to retire from her post in order to spend more time at a big dog-killing farm upstate
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back to capitalism like it's all normal in this country tomorrow
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 AM
back to capitalism like it's all normal in this country tomorrow
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The Republican position on guns is and always was that guns can only be used by lone wolves to murder schoolchildren or by Republicans to murder whoever they want.
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The Republican position on guns is and always was that guns can only be used by lone wolves to murder schoolchildren or by Republicans to murder whoever they want.
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"This boot tastes like ice cream!" - every nazi bitch on the internet today
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"This boot tastes like ice cream!" - every nazi bitch on the internet today
[through teeth so gritted they've ground to powder]: thank you to the NRA for being the voice of reason
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 PM
[through teeth so gritted they've ground to powder]: thank you to the NRA for being the voice of reason
2nd amendment supporters sure have suddenly decided that actually it's much more nuanced than previously stated
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
2nd amendment supporters sure have suddenly decided that actually it's much more nuanced than previously stated
I don't know about everyone else, but I actually hit "please no more winning" awhile ago
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I don't know about everyone else, but I actually hit "please no more winning" awhile ago
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I’m cool with this as long as it’s a hologram of Hayden Christensen
PETA thinks Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced by a hologram
Could a hologram replace Punxsutawney Phil? PETA wants to modernize Groundhog Day and let the world's most famous groundhog retire.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I’m cool with this as long as it’s a hologram of Hayden Christensen
my boys
"i don't like small dogs"
I guess you just don't like stackable pets, IDK what to tell you
I guess you just don't like stackable pets, IDK what to tell you
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
my boys
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
The French are so back, Charles de Gaulle is so erect he's causing earthquakes in the Colombey les Deux Églises
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The French are so back, Charles de Gaulle is so erect he's causing earthquakes in the Colombey les Deux Églises
Every European leader trying to figure out what to do about the head of NATO attacking NATO
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Every European leader trying to figure out what to do about the head of NATO attacking NATO
I was not aware that Peterson had ever stopped
Maybe it's just me but it feels like the propaganda factory's running at maximum speed but is shifting into Charlie Chaplain in Modern Times/Lucille Ball working at the chocolate factory territory
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I was not aware that Peterson had ever stopped
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1 year after the death of woke the number 1 TV show and 7 of the top 10 fiction books are about gay hockey players
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
1 year after the death of woke the number 1 TV show and 7 of the top 10 fiction books are about gay hockey players
extremely funny that they paywalled this
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
extremely funny that they paywalled this
this is where I'm at
a woman in a tank top with comedy central on the bottom right
Alt: lol the suggested description "a woman in a tank top with comedy central on the bottom right"
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
this is where I'm at
the Dem leadership mono-focus on "affordability" while pretending like all the other fascism isn't happening is bad tactics imo, but I do think it would hit if they came out and said "Give us Congress and we will take away the President's ability to capriciously impose tariffs based on his whim"
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
the Dem leadership mono-focus on "affordability" while pretending like all the other fascism isn't happening is bad tactics imo, but I do think it would hit if they came out and said "Give us Congress and we will take away the President's ability to capriciously impose tariffs based on his whim"
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If someone say they're a Bayesian I figure they're a big fan of composer and vaudeville star Nora Bayes, a shining personality gone too soon.
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
If someone say they're a Bayesian I figure they're a big fan of composer and vaudeville star Nora Bayes, a shining personality gone too soon.
it's really incredible how good ones feels after a single night of sufficient sleep, i look forward to learning absolutely nothing from this and not repeating it for at least another week
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
it's really incredible how good ones feels after a single night of sufficient sleep, i look forward to learning absolutely nothing from this and not repeating it for at least another week
my BOARD OF PEACE is raising a lot of questions answered by the name of the board
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
my BOARD OF PEACE is raising a lot of questions answered by the name of the board
looking around at the US and the world and coming to one solid conclusion: I should buy more tinned fish (and other non-perishables)
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
looking around at the US and the world and coming to one solid conclusion: I should buy more tinned fish (and other non-perishables)
Trump kicking off our Social War while threatening to Melos Greenland, pick a lane, either do Roman cosplay or Greek
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Trump kicking off our Social War while threatening to Melos Greenland, pick a lane, either do Roman cosplay or Greek
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers