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Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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Found my place
my wife was away for a couple days and when she came back I started sneezing a lot??? am I allergic to my own wife 😩
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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in some languages, they don't say "I love you", they say "I made sure Future You would have a potato", and I think that's beautiful
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I don’t post selfies on my alt, but I feel like I look good today, for someone who has such a droopy eye 😂
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s the last week of school so I should be grading or filling out intern assessment paperwork but LMAO NO I STILL FEEL DRUNK EVEN THOUGH I AM SOBER so playing candy crush it is
Back to feeling drunk when I’m sober all the time so A CANE IT IS

haven’t had alcohol in dayyys

LOVE FULL MOON WEEK lmao
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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*talking to my brain*

hush, you’re broken
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my doctor won’t let me quit therapy 🙄🙄
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Back to feeling drunk when I’m sober all the time so A CANE IT IS

haven’t had alcohol in dayyys

LOVE FULL MOON WEEK lmao
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Thinking about autism/ADHD & its correlation to both hypo & hypersexuality—often in the same person who will undergo long periods of either sensory seeking or sensory aversion—& wondering if that’s why everyone I know who’s nonmonogamous is ND or if it’s because I’m autistic & everyone I know is too
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Used to have a reoccurring dream where I finally met someone with a butt like mine and I was so excited

Just had that dream again for the first time in years???
Thought this was a picture of my ass for a minute
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my confession is I’m not mad when my students ditch their conferences. The rest is nice. It’s only annoying when they make me get up early and then don’t show up or if I’m hungry and have to wait to see if they’re coming or not before I eat
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I feel like death. It must be the full moon this week
looking up at a full moon surrounded by trees at night
Alt: looking up at a full moon surrounded by trees at night
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December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my therapist, tryna defeat me by auto-programming our next session into my calendar and forcing me to actually confront her about quitting 😩
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
another reoccurring dream I’ve been having is about boats. for the last… year? I dream of boats almost every night

used to think it was a stroke thing? idk anymore
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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me: i’ve been seeing someone

therapist: as in dating or hallucinations
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
my wife has man flu* help

*she’s about to start her period
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Remember when people on the board of OpenAI staged a coup to oust Altman because they said he couldn’t be trusted with this technology? Maybe, just maybe, everyone should have listened to them.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Thought this was a picture of my ass for a minute
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
THIS COUNTS AS PHYSICAL THERAPY
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
me: I haven’t lost that much strength in my right hand, I AM FINE

also me: *literally can’t type on my phone without my right hand absolutely losing her shit lol*
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dreamed green gummy bears were reenacting the nativity
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
FIRST ONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE MY JAW WAS ALREADY RELAXED I WIN MENTAL HEALTH
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wanting to lie here
vs
needing to pee
two women are dancing in a living room with a netflix logo on the bottom
Alt: two women are doing tug of war in a living room with a netflix logo on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM