Jason B. Bell
@lunchbot1.bsky.social
Visual artist. Healthcare claim processing troubleshooter by day. Quiet person. Perpetual outsider, somewhere on the spectrum.
I guess I really shouldn't be too surprised at this connection, but *of course*.
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I guess I really shouldn't be too surprised at this connection, but *of course*.
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This machine yub nubs fascists.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This machine yub nubs fascists.
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
RIP Greg Bovino
The White House is reporting that a geographically confused Donald Trump has wandered off into the frozen mountains of Antarctica. A somber Werner Herzog narrates the insane, deranged old man's journey toward his certain demise.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 AM
The White House is reporting that a geographically confused Donald Trump has wandered off into the frozen mountains of Antarctica. A somber Werner Herzog narrates the insane, deranged old man's journey toward his certain demise.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
This is the Ninja Turtle that Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello don't associate with: Grok AI
A new worst Ninja Turtle just dropped with Vanilla Ice at mar-a-largo
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This is the Ninja Turtle that Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello don't associate with: Grok AI
Meanwhile, in Hell:
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Meanwhile, in Hell:
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Merry Christmas!
Love has no gender🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍
Merry Merry⭐️✨
Love is love❤️
love you all🤍
Merry Merry⭐️✨
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Merry Christmas!
Yup, it's Gremlins time.
My response to the Gremlins 3 news
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yup, it's Gremlins time.
We live in such a fucking stupid world.
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We live in such a fucking stupid world.
Hoping all my friends and their loved ones in and around "War ravaged Portland" will be okay and survive whatever nonsense the president sends to "protect" them.
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hoping all my friends and their loved ones in and around "War ravaged Portland" will be okay and survive whatever nonsense the president sends to "protect" them.
OH NO.
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
OH NO.
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This is evidence against everything RFK and Trump are saying--there was a time where Tylenol was off the shelves and almost a whole subsequent year where demand plummeted. So you'd be able to go, "Huh, fewer autistic babies in 1983" if it were true.
Non-negligible chance Trump was impressionable on this because the Tylenol murders took place in 1982, the decade when all his lifelong fixations imprinted on his brain.
what the hell did Tylenol ever do to this guy?
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is evidence against everything RFK and Trump are saying--there was a time where Tylenol was off the shelves and almost a whole subsequent year where demand plummeted. So you'd be able to go, "Huh, fewer autistic babies in 1983" if it were true.
Putting aside for a moment that this is completely different from previous explanations of why he supposedly cut ties with Jeffrey Epstein (that Epstein bought some property that Trump wanted)... 1/
REPORTER: What caused the breach between you and Epstein?
TRUMP: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said 'don't ever do that again.' I never went to the island.
TRUMP: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said 'don't ever do that again.' I never went to the island.
July 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Putting aside for a moment that this is completely different from previous explanations of why he supposedly cut ties with Jeffrey Epstein (that Epstein bought some property that Trump wanted)... 1/
Well, if you're at a Mardi Gras parade and showing off the fact that you're a massive boob, you should expect to get beads thrown at you...
Someone allowed a Cybertruck to be a part of a Mardi Gras parade tonight….it didn’t go well 🤣
I 💜💚💛 NOLA
I 💜💚💛 NOLA
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Well, if you're at a Mardi Gras parade and showing off the fact that you're a massive boob, you should expect to get beads thrown at you...
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RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute.
Head ‘em up!
Move ‘em out!
youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...
Head ‘em up!
Move ‘em out!
youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...
George Lowe as Space Ghost, in the Country
YouTube video by SpeedyB
youtu.be
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute.
Head ‘em up!
Move ‘em out!
youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...
Head ‘em up!
Move ‘em out!
youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...
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We are begging our followers to NOT mass report Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters to enddei.ed.gov
February 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We are begging our followers to NOT mass report Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters to enddei.ed.gov
I had to check to make sure this was a real tweet--because he couldn't be *that* dumb, could he?
It's real: x.com/elonmusk/sta...
It's real: x.com/elonmusk/sta...
February 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I had to check to make sure this was a real tweet--because he couldn't be *that* dumb, could he?
It's real: x.com/elonmusk/sta...
It's real: x.com/elonmusk/sta...
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must feel weird to get fired for the same reason you were hired
"The deleted profile associated with Elez, who was embedded in the Treasury Department to carry out efficiency measures, advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act and backed a 'eugenic immigration policy'" www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
must feel weird to get fired for the same reason you were hired
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Without warning we have been informed by the Trump administration that there will be a 25% tariff on Disneyland.
In retaliation all screens playing Disney content will now automatically turn on motion smoothing.
In retaliation all screens playing Disney content will now automatically turn on motion smoothing.
January 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Without warning we have been informed by the Trump administration that there will be a 25% tariff on Disneyland.
In retaliation all screens playing Disney content will now automatically turn on motion smoothing.
In retaliation all screens playing Disney content will now automatically turn on motion smoothing.