Megs
@lv29ninetails.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
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Weird shit men say to me
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Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
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i dont know what you heard about me
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i dont know what you heard about me
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
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If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
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Depression is crazy because you can sleep 14 hours and still be like “yeah i could close my eyes again”
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Depression is crazy because you can sleep 14 hours and still be like “yeah i could close my eyes again”
When you’re rich friend, finally understands what it’s like to be poor
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When you’re rich friend, finally understands what it’s like to be poor
I am currently 75% gremlin and 25% caffeine.
I am currently 75% gremlin and 25% wine.
I am currently 75% Gremlin and 25% Vodka.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I am currently 75% gremlin and 25% caffeine.
My pillow pet is a box of chocolate
my pillow pet is a box of wine
my pillow pet is a big ass bag of weed
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My pillow pet is a box of chocolate
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Transferring venmo money to my bank feels like laundering fake cash into real money
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Transferring venmo money to my bank feels like laundering fake cash into real money
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Having anxiety is so embarrassing. You mean I get panicky, overstimulated and warm from a made up scenario in my brain?
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Having anxiety is so embarrassing. You mean I get panicky, overstimulated and warm from a made up scenario in my brain?
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“What do you bring to the table?
Bitch I am THE table
Bitch I am THE table
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“What do you bring to the table?
Bitch I am THE table
Bitch I am THE table
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Instead of wearing a hoodie I chose a long sleeved shirt and I feel weird
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Instead of wearing a hoodie I chose a long sleeved shirt and I feel weird
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Sorry I can’t work today. I have a serious case of the I Don’t Wanna
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sorry I can’t work today. I have a serious case of the I Don’t Wanna
Getting rear ended is the most expensive back shot I’ve taken 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Getting rear ended is the most expensive back shot I’ve taken 🤣
Man the person that hit me and ran karma will catch up to you
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Man the person that hit me and ran karma will catch up to you
Well unfortunately I’m going to have to get a new car and definitely can’t afford it 😭😭.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Well unfortunately I’m going to have to get a new car and definitely can’t afford it 😭😭.
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“You’re so high maintenance”
Me: I’m the one paying for my maintenance, wtf do you care
Me: I’m the one paying for my maintenance, wtf do you care
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“You’re so high maintenance”
Me: I’m the one paying for my maintenance, wtf do you care
Me: I’m the one paying for my maintenance, wtf do you care
Weird shit men say to me
One - how many times are go going to try??? Haven’t replied once. Two - get a new message to send
One - how many times are go going to try??? Haven’t replied once. Two - get a new message to send
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Weird shit men say to me
One - how many times are go going to try??? Haven’t replied once. Two - get a new message to send
One - how many times are go going to try??? Haven’t replied once. Two - get a new message to send
It’s the best day of the entire year!
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It’s the best day of the entire year!
Weird shit men say to me
Don’t need to know if your “hung” nor do I want your phone number 🤷🏻♀️
Don’t need to know if your “hung” nor do I want your phone number 🤷🏻♀️
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Weird shit men say to me
Don’t need to know if your “hung” nor do I want your phone number 🤷🏻♀️
Don’t need to know if your “hung” nor do I want your phone number 🤷🏻♀️
If you have an issue with me bring it up with me 😘
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you have an issue with me bring it up with me 😘
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Fight, flight, or type “lmao” while actively dissociating
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fight, flight, or type “lmao” while actively dissociating
Because we just are
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Because we just are
To answer yes, yes I do
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To answer yes, yes I do
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Cheese Quesadilla Black
I’m Cheese Quesadilla Black
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Cheesecake Black
I’m Cheesecake Black
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Triscuit Grey
I’m Triscuit Grey
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Cheese Quesadilla Black
I’m Cheese Quesadilla Black
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My phone camera has seen shit it won’t recover from
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My phone camera has seen shit it won’t recover from
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“Are you okay?” no but i’m fun at parties
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Are you okay?” no but i’m fun at parties