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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think.
.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𓋼𓍊 𓆣 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ⁶⁶⁶𓃶⛧𓆙
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things I make during my free time
#everythingsfine
#cuteanimals
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Jalen Brunson is the NBA Cup MVP
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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There’s more:
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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seeding torrents will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
im so fucking tired i can't wait until this shit is fucking over but not even sure if we'll still be alive at that point. fucking lame way for this journey to end. shit's not getting better anytime soon
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Long, long ago, deep in the woods, there lived a witch.

Meet the ancient entity in the first teaser trailer for Oddity director Damian McCarthy's HOKUM:
‘Hokum’ Teaser – A Witch in the Woods Brings Nightmarish Visions from ‘Oddity’ Director
Long, long ago, deep in the woods, there lived a witch. Meet the ancient entity in the first teaser trailer for Hokum below. The new nightmare from Oddity writer-director Damian McCarthy checks into t...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
like i can't even he's so cute when this happens
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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evacuation order issued for the tukwila area, which is where my mom & sister work. if you're there, get out, get to high ground. a levee just broke. #washington #flood

komonews.com/news/local/f...
GO NOW: Flash flood evacuation issued for Tukwila area after Green River levee failure
The National Weather Service in Seattle has issued a flash flood warning for west central King County, Washington, following the failure of the Green River Leve
komonews.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Q: Has Kash Patel told you why it's been so difficult for the FBI to identify who the shooter is?

TRUMP: It's always difficult. So far we're done a very good job of it with Charlie, with the various times this has happened. You'll have to ask the school about that.
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
fucking psychopath
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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No 'out-of-pocket expenses' for childbirth in China from 2026 reut.rs/4qfywWR
No 'out-of-pocket expenses' for childbirth in China from 2026
China will cover all out-of-pocket expenses related to childbirth next year, said the country's national healthcare security administration, as authorities try to incentivise more young couples to have children.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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At press time, people were hoping it’s not too inconceivable that Death redeems itself soon by asking the far more right person to prepare to die as they wish.
Wrong Person Dies Again: tinyurl.com/5afdfp9x
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my brain hurts time for soothing content
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
😻
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Just finished this new Return to Oz piece!
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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And before you get on me, YES I am horrified and devastated by the mass shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach, this weekend is horrible and I can’t post about every horrible thing because I’ll just throw my phone into the sea if that’s my fucking job
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
wtf rob reiner???? such a fuckass year
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
side eye
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters

His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed

A 43 year old married father of two

He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland

No experience with guns

He was walking past

He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
sleep paralysis is not ghosts ok
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
soupy
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM