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Mahoganygaspipes

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Mundus sine caesaribus IT drone, cat butler "Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all"

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 10h

Catherine Connolly knows who puts the figs in fig rolls.

But refuses to share that information with the authorities
#SmearThebejaysis
#SmearThebejaysus

#Spéirghorm

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 10h

Great suggestions Teresa !
I doubt any
Dubliner could have put all that together .

(Without a few reminders .. and threats )

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 10h

Yep, I heard he was all on-board with the abominating.

But , seems money and power beats love and happiness

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 10h

( raises hand timidly)

'Would politely suggest its origins are the festival Samhain.

But you know, the church doesn't like to waste a good 2nd hand all-nighter

Reposted by Mahoganygaspipes

Neil Delaney @neildelaney.bsky.social · 14h

Catherine Connolly puts the spoon bag in the sugar after stirring her tea.

#SmearTheBejaysus

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 14h

Class !

We are nearing Peak Smear

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 14h

Haven't heard that in years !!

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 15h

Poor little Ben

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 15h

Flag-shaggers

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 15h

I'm told that she CAN believe it's not butter

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 15h

( facepalm)

Now I geddit

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

Also endorsed by Y'all Queda

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

Try L'idiot.

Its just down that boulevard.

They will let you have the chicken

( laboured LA Story reference)

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

She also knew the 3rd secret of fatima.... and kept quiet about it

🎃👻David 👻🎃 @rebelalliance77.bsky.social · 18h

Member that stupid big clock that costs millions they put in the Liffey that time to countdown to the millennium and it never worked?
That was Catherine Connollys idea so it was

#SmearTheBejaysis

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

Kid Rock is more
"Kidney Stone" these days

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

The term "Piss-up inna brewery " comes to mind

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

The humour is that she is being accused of the most heinous social faux pas' in irish history .

None of which happened, but the exaggeration brings its own comedic rewards

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

( sobs)
I thought it was henna

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

Yep !

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

Dammit, the bathroom just won the argument

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

Still trying to get my head around the fact he went bankrupt whilst running a betting company.

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 16h

I can confirm this.
I have only bought pairs of black socks for the last 10 years years.

Yet I own a bag of bachelor socks, of many and varied colours

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 17h

Some fierce slaggin'

( one thing we are really good at)

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 17h

I've been told she leaves the toilet seat up

Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 17h

They do not take customer feedback seriously, nor do they disseminate info in a timely manner

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