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@maillardreaction.bsky.social
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kitsch, she/her, in my 30's. i'll probably talk a little about cooking, a little about politics, and more about figure skating than you would like. PS. for scum villain, follow me here: https://bsky.app/profile/kitschlet.bsky.social
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maillardreaction.bsky.social
maslow's fundamental needs:
-food
-security
-kaori sakamoto winning an olympic gold medal at milano-cortina 2026
maillardreaction.bsky.social
people only do it for the prestige but as far as i'm concerned there is no prestige because it's tacky and embarrassing and speaks poorly of your character
maillardreaction.bsky.social
climbing mount everest
edithcharles.bsky.social
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Using ChatGPT to write a fucking email. bsky.app/profile/edit...
edithcharles.bsky.social
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
maillardreaction.bsky.social
this is what i always tell myself about figure skating. "well it would be literally impossible to practice for hours every week and NOT improve so all i have to do is keep showing up"
maillardreaction.bsky.social
really funny that this guy said this sweet thing to me and then i had to be like, well i hope he's not looking now because i'm about to suck at spins for 45 minutes straight
maillardreaction.bsky.social
but he was like "i just wanted to let you know you've improved a lot. your pushes are much stronger and you have better control. i know it's hard to judge your own progress so i wanted to let you know" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
maillardreaction.bsky.social
it's hard because i know i do better clockwise but i trained ccw for three years 🙃 (then took a 12 year break before returning). so it's annoying to fight my muscle memory, but if i have to do it i'd better just do it now
maillardreaction.bsky.social
enough with the recipe trend that's like "soup with 30 cloves of garlic" "pasta with 40 cloves of garlic" "salmon with 80 cloves of garlic" we are in a garlic arms race
maillardreaction.bsky.social
reposted that because whatever jackie is doing is automatically the official hashtag
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rockerskating.com
My yearly search for the official hashtag for Grand Prix de France has once again been fruitless - I'm going to go with #GPFRA25 this year (last year, it was GPFRA only, and that was actually supposed to have been the official one? #GPFigure
maillardreaction.bsky.social
yesss i used to do the USFS one and i did terribly 🥲 it was really fun though
maillardreaction.bsky.social
but he was like "i just wanted to let you know you've improved a lot. your pushes are much stronger and you have better control. i know it's hard to judge your own progress so i wanted to let you know" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
maillardreaction.bsky.social
while i was skating, this guy came up to me who is REALLY good and kind of a superstar at our rink, and he's never spoken to me before so i was immediately like omg what did i do wrong 😨
maillardreaction.bsky.social
and if you're tired of hearing about my rotational direction imagine how tired of it my bff is. and how much she's going to have to hear about it all weekend when we're in lake placid
maillardreaction.bsky.social
okay i've only been working on it for two sessions and i'm already up to a comfortable 4-5 rotations clockwise so this was definitely the move and everything is gonna be okay
maillardreaction.bsky.social
i'm gonna skate to born this way and everyone will be like "is this because you're gay" and i'll be like no it's about my struggle to accept my natural rotational direction. IT'S NOT A CHOICE!!!
maillardreaction.bsky.social
me conquering comphet and realizing i'm a lesbian: easy mode
me admitting i should be spinning clockwise: years of denial and rationalizations 😩😩😩😩
maillardreaction.bsky.social
yeah my outside three turns are better on my right foot, but my inside threes are better on my left foot, because those are. the clockwise turns. 😐
maillardreaction.bsky.social
i'm just realizing how much i've been in denial about this for years lol. i've been like "well it's just that my right foot is dominant and that's just a weird quirk"
maillardreaction.bsky.social
trying to retrain clockwise is making me feel like a swan raised by ducks 😔
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
misoshnik.bsky.social
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
"
Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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markpopham.bsky.social
all of these people being like "the manager at build a bear didnt let me name my bear Charlie Kirk and wouldn't officiate a marriage between me and Charlie Kirk (bear). they must be executed" really highlights how businesses need a hard and fast "no weird shit" rule
maillardreaction.bsky.social
yep, and she destroyed the chance for alina urushadze to go to the olympics. i have nothing against gubs personally but this kind of thing rubs me the wrong way. it's a different situation from samodelkina, whose mother is kazakhstani
maillardreaction.bsky.social
okay now don't let me go back to ccw spinning just because i'm more used to it right now. i need to COMMIT. i have two weeks before my next skating class and i'm going to walk in as a clockwise bitch
maillardreaction.bsky.social
nothing against the country or its people but i'm not a fan of how georgian skaters are lining up for the eteri bonus 😐