It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

Someone should invent a lying machine. They should spend billions making it as convincing as possible, and then ask it to solve all our problems

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

me encantan los remakes de acción real de disney. cuando veo las películas originales, no puedo evitar pensar: "esto está muy bien, pero, ¿por qué no hacerlo más gris y asqueroso?".

la existencia de mariano supervía implica que hay un mariano vía normalito

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

-Trinidad y Tobago.
-Yo qué se, aranceles del 12,7%.
-Jaén.
-¿Un 27%?
-Zaragoza-Delicias.
-45%.
-Liechtenstein.
-¿Pero por qué no vais por orden alfabético?
-Liechtenstein, señor Trump.
-Un 22%.

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

It’s rare for a movie from decades ago to still be as scary now as it was when it was released, but this one still knocks me out of my seat every time I watch it