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Baby octopus
@mancalledhorse.bsky.social
Cats! feed enjoyer. Distributor of likes.

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PFP: a little baby octopus
Banner: "I'm doing my part!"
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If I've liked your hilarious meme or beautiful picture but not reposted it, it might be because you didn't include alt text
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This feels appropriate tbh
Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer
YouTube video by cassetteboy
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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if you don't hate trans ppl...

if hearing foreign languages being spoken doesn't make you paranoid or anxious...

if you think 'i do not want to be pregnant' is reason enough for an abortion...

if you think disabled ppl should be supported financially...

keir starmer thinks you are 'nuts'.
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom

incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Alt text advent, day seven. It's... art.

A huge thank you to our besties at The National Gallery for sharing their beautiful wintery paintings with us - and their gorgeous alt text.

Read the gallery's in-depth description in all its festive glory, here: https://bit.ly/34m4KVH
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Half of Labour’s policies are just “work or die“ and the other half are “just die“ cause you don’t deserve to be part of our society
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Yesterday I was greeted by the cutest House Finch you ever did see.

I will eventually be well enough to get out among the wilds again, to bring you more beautiful birbs.

#Birds🪶 #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography📸 #Ontario🇨🇦
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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“We’re cracking down on family reunion”.

Can they even hear themselves?

Have they tried saying it this stuff out loud?

Did they not go “Jesus Christ, I sound like a fucking comic book villain.”
The Government says these reforms are “for councils”, but councils themselves are warning they will cause real harm.

Southwark Council’s leader has said the Government’s new asylum plans are “deeply concerning” — increasing homelessness, traumatising children, and separating families.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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smdh the uk stops at nothing when it comes to persecuting trans women
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Very sad to hear Martin Parr has died. I felt honoured to welcome him into my home just a couple of months ago. A great artist and a true gent.
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you let embarrassment change you for the better
BlueSky Wrapped but it's how many times someone with words like "blue wave" and "resist" in their bio told you to enjoy the camps
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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By the way, at least half the time someone proposes a ban on dual citizenship in the US or UK, if you scratch the surface it’s antisemitism
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Did Starmer get the observer confused with the daily mail or is this just how all centrists think nowadays?
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"So somebody could sell drugs outside my children's school, but if you're a landlord it should be unlawful."

So landlords SHOULD be able to sell drugs outside Starmer's kid's school. Got it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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me and my mutuals showing up in the replies when a big account says we should license cyclists
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Ban it completely in the EU.
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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The Green Party: *sensible drug policy which decriminalises and regulates drugs while allowing medical experts to enact better harm reduction*

Keir Starmer: he wants 2 sell drugs outside my kids school!!!!

if drugs are legal then dealers will have shops my man. how dense is this man lmao.
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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You can change the law! You can change the law! You can change the law!
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Anyway. Gods, imagine picking “Starmer’s government is not merely good but so good you mustn’t criticise it” as your hill to die on. The causes you must have rejected to get there - kittens are bad? Nope, too easy. Shoes are a CIA psyop? Nah, too defensible…
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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You beautiful, slinky worm, you! A Xenacoela - I don’t know much about these guys, but I think this one is gorgeous! Thanks @microbe_guru for the ID.
#marineplankton 🦑
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Anniversary of halifax explosion so obligatory

"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman

saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I've never seen this guy's face before and having seen it now I'm led to wonder if he's he eaten a single meal in the last decade that didn't have several people's phlegm added in the kitchen
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Siphonophores are champions of community collaboration. 🤝🏆
This isn't one animal. It's actually a colony of individual animals called zooids. Each has a specialized role. From the orb-like swimming nectophores to the bright orange stinging tentacles, they're essential to the survival of all.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM