Comedian Levi Elmore
@marvincomedy.bsky.social
I am a Short King Comedian from Indiana who performs wherever I can! Like many of you, I am an escapee from the Twitter verse. I support BLM, LGBTQIA+ rights, Pro-Choice/women's autonomy, Free Palestine, and fighting for your right to party. 😎👉
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It was a better time
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It was a better time
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
theonion.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
First show of the year is today and it is COMPLETELY SOLD OUT! What a way to start 2026!
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
First show of the year is today and it is COMPLETELY SOLD OUT! What a way to start 2026!
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Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
Okay we're gonna try BlueSky again lmao Threads is just as bad as Twitter anymore. Plus I can see boobs on here which is... pretty cool, ngl. 🤣🫡
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Okay we're gonna try BlueSky again lmao Threads is just as bad as Twitter anymore. Plus I can see boobs on here which is... pretty cool, ngl. 🤣🫡
One of my friends got a vasectomy and when I saw him at our friends' wedding yesterday I asked "Ay bro how's the comin' goin'?" Another friend, who is his wife mind you, lost her shit laughing and said that was funnier than any joke I've ever written. The gang (and hell even I) agreed.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One of my friends got a vasectomy and when I saw him at our friends' wedding yesterday I asked "Ay bro how's the comin' goin'?" Another friend, who is his wife mind you, lost her shit laughing and said that was funnier than any joke I've ever written. The gang (and hell even I) agreed.
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never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.
July 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
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Friend Really Laying Into Self For Failing To Reply To Email Sooner https://theonion.com/friend-really-laying-into-self-for-failing-to-reply-to-1819579269/
September 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Friend Really Laying Into Self For Failing To Reply To Email Sooner https://theonion.com/friend-really-laying-into-self-for-failing-to-reply-to-1819579269/
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Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham https://theonion.com/trump-renames-white-house-fridge-department-of-ham/
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham https://theonion.com/trump-renames-white-house-fridge-department-of-ham/
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Whenever I'm sad, I just look at this. I remember those 6 simple words, and then all is right with the world. ❤️😎
September 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Whenever I'm sad, I just look at this. I remember those 6 simple words, and then all is right with the world. ❤️😎
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
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the matrix (1999)
Everything’s computer, everybody transgender
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the matrix (1999)
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Bumble? More like FUMBLE! WOOOO! Follow for more HOT TAKES! 🔥🔥🔥
July 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bumble? More like FUMBLE! WOOOO! Follow for more HOT TAKES! 🔥🔥🔥
I'm tired of being the funny guy. Can I please just get my smart wife who I can be boring with forever? My married friends envy me which is wild because I envy them. They want my chaos like I want their security.
I guess the grass really is always greener on the other side...
I guess the grass really is always greener on the other side...
July 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I'm tired of being the funny guy. Can I please just get my smart wife who I can be boring with forever? My married friends envy me which is wild because I envy them. They want my chaos like I want their security.
I guess the grass really is always greener on the other side...
I guess the grass really is always greener on the other side...
Colorado has been pretty great so far! Spent time with a close friend this week, hit up a few open mics, sampled some local food and brews, and now up to my final full day. I've had a blast, but I will say I do miss my dog. 😅
July 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Colorado has been pretty great so far! Spent time with a close friend this week, hit up a few open mics, sampled some local food and brews, and now up to my final full day. I've had a blast, but I will say I do miss my dog. 😅
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They tried twisting the story — AOC wasn’t having it
June 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They tried twisting the story — AOC wasn’t having it
BODE
June 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
BODE
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you can have it all and you’re not a bad person for wanting it all
April 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you can have it all and you’re not a bad person for wanting it all
Your honor, if it pleases the court I'd like to announce that I'm back on my bullshit.
April 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Your honor, if it pleases the court I'd like to announce that I'm back on my bullshit.
That being said let's get back on my BS.
@theemmamag.bsky.social what's uuuuuup? You like 5'2 standup comics? 😅🫣
@theemmamag.bsky.social what's uuuuuup? You like 5'2 standup comics? 😅🫣
April 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
That being said let's get back on my BS.
@theemmamag.bsky.social what's uuuuuup? You like 5'2 standup comics? 😅🫣
@theemmamag.bsky.social what's uuuuuup? You like 5'2 standup comics? 😅🫣