Mary Kobayashi
@marykoco.bsky.social
t-shirt from the internet
From Missoula 🏔️
From Missoula 🏔️
Ha I misremembered that Greenland was in the beginning of 1984 - it was Iceland.
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Ha I misremembered that Greenland was in the beginning of 1984 - it was Iceland.
It is clearer and clearer with each update that Apple programmers don't actually use their own products
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
It is clearer and clearer with each update that Apple programmers don't actually use their own products
My cousin and I had a very opinionated 10 minute conversation about Paul Thomas Anderson, and we were both talking about Wes Anderson
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 AM
My cousin and I had a very opinionated 10 minute conversation about Paul Thomas Anderson, and we were both talking about Wes Anderson
I wanna make a new movie about the Black Sox Scandal
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I wanna make a new movie about the Black Sox Scandal
So embarrassing being part of a country whose top priority is...colonization? I don't even know if that's the right word for it because it's 2026
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
So embarrassing being part of a country whose top priority is...colonization? I don't even know if that's the right word for it because it's 2026
Gotta love the confidence of a cat to crawl onto your lap uninvited and straight up FALL ASLEEP. Like whatever you were doing next is so not important, trust me, I am so certain of it I’ve fallen into a profound deep sleep
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Gotta love the confidence of a cat to crawl onto your lap uninvited and straight up FALL ASLEEP. Like whatever you were doing next is so not important, trust me, I am so certain of it I’ve fallen into a profound deep sleep
I don’t really like this game of waiting three years to find out when exactly Trump will declare martial law, what excuses he’ll use to do it, and how many of us will die when that happens
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I don’t really like this game of waiting three years to find out when exactly Trump will declare martial law, what excuses he’ll use to do it, and how many of us will die when that happens
If you can afford to, we really should be rewarding the few Dems who are brave enough to stand up to dictatorship in tactical ways. These days, you’re not getting my money unless you’re doing shit like this.
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January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If you can afford to, we really should be rewarding the few Dems who are brave enough to stand up to dictatorship in tactical ways. These days, you’re not getting my money unless you’re doing shit like this.
Reposted by Mary Kobayashi
Sorry I can’t come to work today I have to mentally reorganize the universe
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Sorry I can’t come to work today I have to mentally reorganize the universe
Maybe we get so emotionally attached to our cars because we still think it’s a horse, just like we think the walls creaking at night is a panther in the bushes
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Maybe we get so emotionally attached to our cars because we still think it’s a horse, just like we think the walls creaking at night is a panther in the bushes
This is GREAT AND VERY FAST
If you're interested in a decent search engine experience with zero AI to clutter your results, allow me to recommend this: udm14.com - It's literally a cheat code for google without all the garbage.
&udm=14 | the disenshittification Konami code
A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.
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December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is GREAT AND VERY FAST
Misery, directed by Rob Reiner, is without a doubt one of the best movies of all time.
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Misery, directed by Rob Reiner, is without a doubt one of the best movies of all time.
I love when a dog’s ear is inside out
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love when a dog’s ear is inside out
Today's Wordle is not quite legit
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Today's Wordle is not quite legit
You can change the bedsheet on your bed without taking off literally any of the crap you have on there. If you can't do it, don't blame me. it's just you not believing in your dreams enough
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
You can change the bedsheet on your bed without taking off literally any of the crap you have on there. If you can't do it, don't blame me. it's just you not believing in your dreams enough
Every time my cat touches my keyboard it’s like WARNING: root access granted
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Every time my cat touches my keyboard it’s like WARNING: root access granted
I had to download TikTok today because I kept getting texts that my aunt Kitte from Missoula went viral
Love you nana @🍁
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December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I had to download TikTok today because I kept getting texts that my aunt Kitte from Missoula went viral
Expedia is such a wonderful website. The time-saving assumption that I will be leaving my carry-on in the city I am flying to, and that I'd LOVE to be shown flights with no carry-on option for the second half of a round-trip is delightfully efficient; and whichever coder has the the whole thing
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Expedia is such a wonderful website. The time-saving assumption that I will be leaving my carry-on in the city I am flying to, and that I'd LOVE to be shown flights with no carry-on option for the second half of a round-trip is delightfully efficient; and whichever coder has the the whole thing
Wordle is legit today.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wordle is legit today.
The only real agreements exist in science.
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The only real agreements exist in science.
Cat, who goes to the bathroom in a litter box, has adorable new habit of batting my mouth with a paw while I’m asleep. Then after I’ve washed my face and managed to get back to sleep, she’ll do it again 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Cat, who goes to the bathroom in a litter box, has adorable new habit of batting my mouth with a paw while I’m asleep. Then after I’ve washed my face and managed to get back to sleep, she’ll do it again 🥰
Reposted by Mary Kobayashi
team mascot trying to commit suicide with a t-shirt cannon
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
team mascot trying to commit suicide with a t-shirt cannon
Today’s Wordle is partially legit.
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Today’s Wordle is partially legit.
Reposted by Mary Kobayashi
It’s so dope that’s it’s dark at 4:45p now. Suck it, dayheads!
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s so dope that’s it’s dark at 4:45p now. Suck it, dayheads!