Mary Kobayashi
@marykoco.bsky.social
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t-shirt from the internet From Missoula 🏔️
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marykoco.bsky.social
I shouldn't have to press shift to get the colon. Shift should be for the semicolon. Bitch, you are no one's first choice
marykoco.bsky.social
Mental status: I have this tab open and just place it over emails i don't wanna respond to. if this tab closed i would simply die
marykoco.bsky.social
Idiocracy's happening a little early, no?
marykoco.bsky.social
Lmfaooo what a great and accurate retelling
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jitka.bsky.social
If I worked for KFC marketing I would constantly be trying to get them to reach out to Dave Grohl to collaborate on a limited edition cole slaw called Grohl Slaw
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daniellie.bsky.social
The new Galaxy Z Fold.
A paper fortune teller with the colors green red purple and orange as the first choices.
marykoco.bsky.social
Same. It is not a fun game.
marykoco.bsky.social
If by "stuff" you mean "points," yes!
marykoco.bsky.social
I need someone to play Pilfer with me #tgif
marykoco.bsky.social
It was as good as I thought
marykoco.bsky.social
My cousin has this Trader Joe’s “Wine Country” chicken salad in the fridge that I’m gonna eat every last bite of when I get home
marykoco.bsky.social
as anything other than what it is: a betrayal
marykoco.bsky.social
It is so awesome that a relevant topic in our national discourse now is “concentration camp vs death camp”
marykoco.bsky.social
I tweeted the wrong thing twice. Fourth time’s a charm
marykoco.bsky.social
*actively eating a huge thing of nachos* why won't this zit on my face go away, i don't get it
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schmrrrlex.bsky.social
I am getting the word out and engaging my community about my event or business. I am building excitement by getting a conversation going
marykoco.bsky.social
The employees of "AT&T" should be more like "worker bees" and to demonstrate that, I've brought in this hornet's nest
marykoco.bsky.social
It’s giving Gavin Belson
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tarashoe.bsky.social
hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place
marykoco.bsky.social
(Grudgingly) Wordle is legit today
marykoco.bsky.social
Don't try to sneak one in on a loophole.