Mike P ✅️
@masterofgum.bsky.social
I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD
The best way I can explain #ADHD inattentive is, you know how a lot of times you fall asleep, but you dont recognize when you're falling asleep? You wake up later and are like "huh, must have fallen asleep." Thats ADHD inattentive. We don't realize we're not on subject until we realize we're not.
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The best way I can explain #ADHD inattentive is, you know how a lot of times you fall asleep, but you dont recognize when you're falling asleep? You wake up later and are like "huh, must have fallen asleep." Thats ADHD inattentive. We don't realize we're not on subject until we realize we're not.
Starfield? More like Starfailed... amirite @bethesdastudios.com ?
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Starfield? More like Starfailed... amirite @bethesdastudios.com ?
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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
@abigailspanberger.com say, when are you going to legalize Marijuana again?
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
@abigailspanberger.com say, when are you going to legalize Marijuana again?
Boy howdy is it annoying when you swallow water down the drownin hole.
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Boy howdy is it annoying when you swallow water down the drownin hole.
No crime committed
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
No crime committed
Ok, call me a conspiracy theorist, but the giants hiring Harbaugh makes even more sense now. Tisch and 47 have a rather infamous 2 degree connection at the least, probably have been friends. And John... well, hes a 47 homer.
Jesus Christ
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Ok, call me a conspiracy theorist, but the giants hiring Harbaugh makes even more sense now. Tisch and 47 have a rather infamous 2 degree connection at the least, probably have been friends. And John... well, hes a 47 homer.
"We have to get violent illegal immigrants out of the country, the'yre killing our citizens, and we dont care how many of our citizens we have to kill to do it."
-Noem, probably.
-Noem, probably.
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"We have to get violent illegal immigrants out of the country, the'yre killing our citizens, and we dont care how many of our citizens we have to kill to do it."
-Noem, probably.
-Noem, probably.
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This guy’s not afraid to call things out.
I’d pay attention.
I’d pay attention.
Popularized back in never, the advice to “go roll on a porcupine” as a treatment strategy for back pain should be avoided at all cost.
Even if it’s covered by your extended health plan.
Even if it’s covered by your extended health plan.
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This guy’s not afraid to call things out.
I’d pay attention.
I’d pay attention.
If I've done the math right (and I haven't done any math) we should hit 2025s high marks by the end of April. (Trust me, I'm an expert... in transformers)
Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If I've done the math right (and I haven't done any math) we should hit 2025s high marks by the end of April. (Trust me, I'm an expert... in transformers)
Hold up, we still mad at Monsanto? Its hard to keep track of everything these days.
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Hold up, we still mad at Monsanto? Its hard to keep track of everything these days.
Please do just the tiniest research before posting these things. There's no evidence that this is true.
Hey NRA, are you good with this?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Please do just the tiniest research before posting these things. There's no evidence that this is true.
Sometimes I wish I could just take a vacation from my brain for a bit. This dude just sits up in its bone prison running all sorts of unnecessary scenarios by me all day. Like bro... let me think for a minute!
#ADHD
#ADHD
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Sometimes I wish I could just take a vacation from my brain for a bit. This dude just sits up in its bone prison running all sorts of unnecessary scenarios by me all day. Like bro... let me think for a minute!
#ADHD
#ADHD
Begonia was fantastic!
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Begonia was fantastic!
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Don’t forget that our Indie Endless editions of The Echoes Saga Books 1-3 by @philipcquaintrell.author is available to pre-order! 🐉
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Don’t forget that our Indie Endless editions of The Echoes Saga Books 1-3 by @philipcquaintrell.author is available to pre-order! 🐉
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I love arc raiders, what I love is having a peaceful existence with fellow humans fighting arc. Its wonderful how the community comes together to build an exciting place where we can work to fight a common enemy.
To those people who like griefing friendlies and peacefuls, youre toxic. #arcraiders
To those people who like griefing friendlies and peacefuls, youre toxic. #arcraiders
a man in a suit and bow tie says can 't you figure out nobody likes you
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie says can 't you figure out nobody likes you
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I love arc raiders, what I love is having a peaceful existence with fellow humans fighting arc. Its wonderful how the community comes together to build an exciting place where we can work to fight a common enemy.
To those people who like griefing friendlies and peacefuls, youre toxic. #arcraiders
To those people who like griefing friendlies and peacefuls, youre toxic. #arcraiders
Especially basketball games.
it should be illegal to build a domed stadium in any city above the Mason-Dixon line
snow games are a national treasure
snow games are a national treasure
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Especially basketball games.
Me: According to my speedometer, I can get home in 30 minutes.
Wife: We're 90 miles from home, you're not speeding.
Me: Fine, your loss of time.
Wife: We're 90 miles from home, you're not speeding.
Me: Fine, your loss of time.
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Me: According to my speedometer, I can get home in 30 minutes.
Wife: We're 90 miles from home, you're not speeding.
Me: Fine, your loss of time.
Wife: We're 90 miles from home, you're not speeding.
Me: Fine, your loss of time.
I wonder what happened with this.
Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.
According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.
According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I wonder what happened with this.
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New rule:
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with “Well if you have to explain it, it’s not funny” you’re allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because that’s funny.
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with “Well if you have to explain it, it’s not funny” you’re allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because that’s funny.
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
New rule:
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with “Well if you have to explain it, it’s not funny” you’re allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because that’s funny.
Anytime someone tries to make you feel bad when responding to your joke with “Well if you have to explain it, it’s not funny” you’re allowed to kick them in the shins.
Because that’s funny.
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We are delighted to announce our exclusive edition of The Winds of War by Mosha Winter 🌳
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
We are delighted to announce our exclusive edition of The Winds of War by Mosha Winter 🌳
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A few drafting tips from two guys who definitely know what drafting is. #MTGLorwyn
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A few drafting tips from two guys who definitely know what drafting is. #MTGLorwyn
Someone could put out a 2026 Year in Review video and it would take an hour.
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Someone could put out a 2026 Year in Review video and it would take an hour.
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Why offer virtual care for back pain?
Because not everyone has close or convenient access to a clinic.
inlineonline.ca
#Ontario #Healthcare
Because not everyone has close or convenient access to a clinic.
inlineonline.ca
#Ontario #Healthcare
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Why offer virtual care for back pain?
Because not everyone has close or convenient access to a clinic.
inlineonline.ca
#Ontario #Healthcare
Because not everyone has close or convenient access to a clinic.
inlineonline.ca
#Ontario #Healthcare