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Mike P ✅️

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I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 9h

Technically? Maybe 2 (now).

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 19h

I was sitting here reading this thinking "must be one of those deep red states." She's a professor at UVA.... this is one of the highest educated commonwealths among the 50 states/commonwealths. The hits just keep on coming.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22h

The baby in the placenta part..

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 23h

Turtles forever is going to be pre-banned from all formats.

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 23h

"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!" #MTGxTMNT

This image depicts the card "Heroes in a Half Shell". One white, one blue, one black, one red, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtle ninja warriors leaping towards the viewer. Each has his own specific weapon and style. From left to right: A bulky turtle weilding twin sai and yelling, a turtle with goggles on his forehead winding a bo staff to swing, a turtle with a confident smirk wields twin katana at the viewer and a seemingly carefree turtle leaps backwards with nun-chucks swirling in his hands and a wide smile on his face.

Rules text: Vigilance, menace, trample, haste.
Whenever one or more Mutants, Ninjas and/or Turtles you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and draw a card.

Flavor text: "They're the world's mostfearsom fighting team!"

This image depicts the card "Turtles Forever". Three mana, one white. Instant. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtles drawn in different art styles engaging and interacting with one another. Behind them, the painterly skyline of a city.

Rules text: Search your library and/or outside the game for exactly four legendary creature cards you own with different names, then reveal those cards. An opponent chooses two of them. Put the chosedn cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into your library.

Flavor text: "See you around the multiverse, bros."
- One Leonardo to another

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 23h

Was that in the brochure??

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Your pillow sweats???

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

So dumb... she would drown in the rain if you told her to look up.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Its pulling energy from my own mind. I need a world free of this level of dumb.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Its mind blowing

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Cooked

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

How do people like that even remember to breathe??

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Its like Spangerger is running against a horrible caricature of a trope.

Abigail Spanberger @abigailspanberger.com · 1d

Winsome Earle-Sears — that is, in fact, discrimination.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Not even a funny one, she's closer on the scale to pennywise than bozo.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Yes... yes he did. I wonder if he even knows that a book is, at this point?

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

I bet he thinks "early" means in utero.

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure when I contracted autism from tylenol... was it the circumcision, was it when I was in my mom's placenta? RFK needs to find out.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Was it bad? How can people take these candidates seriously?

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, circumcision and autism. This guy is like "babies that get booboos are 300% more likely to contract autism from tylenol."

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

I missed the debate!

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

She's the gop candidate in my state and an utterly mess. She's going to cry "stolen election" when she gets beat. I can't stand to see her face.

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Too good to be true.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

That's my take.

Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

The Eagles might not be legit this season. The giants??? Wow.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 1d

Is @bethesdastudios.com ashamed of themselves for starfield? We could have had the next elder scrolls instead.