Mike P ✅️
@masterofgum.bsky.social
I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD
Her yelling at chairman Jordan is absolutely wild.
wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Her yelling at chairman Jordan is absolutely wild.
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February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
We are thrilled to announce that the next series featured on our fantasy subscription will be…
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"I don't want to join clubs, theyre full of people with silly ideas."
- me
- me
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"I don't want to join clubs, theyre full of people with silly ideas."
- me
- me
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
Bluesky gets it. 👨🍳💋
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Bluesky gets it. 👨🍳💋
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Seattle out here making the pats look like the browns.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Seattle out here making the pats look like the browns.
It feels like half the superbowl commercials are either about ai, or created by ai.
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It feels like half the superbowl commercials are either about ai, or created by ai.
Not a great half-time show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Not a great half-time show.
Remember the Dean Scream? That pretty much sealed his fate.
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics
Good times.
Good times.
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Remember the Dean Scream? That pretty much sealed his fate.
I don't struggle with hair loss, I've actually gotten pretty good at it.
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don't struggle with hair loss, I've actually gotten pretty good at it.
Well, good thing the foils don"t curl anymore
#magicthegathering
#magicthegathering
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Well, good thing the foils don"t curl anymore
#magicthegathering
#magicthegathering
Me to family: It's snowing outside
*an hour later*
Daughter: Hey, its snowing!
Me: Yeah I said...
Wife: Oh! It's snowing! I didnt know that!
Me: I said that an hou..
Wife: Honey, look, its snowing.
Me: ... yeah... its pretty.
*an hour later*
Daughter: Hey, its snowing!
Me: Yeah I said...
Wife: Oh! It's snowing! I didnt know that!
Me: I said that an hou..
Wife: Honey, look, its snowing.
Me: ... yeah... its pretty.
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Me to family: It's snowing outside
*an hour later*
Daughter: Hey, its snowing!
Me: Yeah I said...
Wife: Oh! It's snowing! I didnt know that!
Me: I said that an hou..
Wife: Honey, look, its snowing.
Me: ... yeah... its pretty.
*an hour later*
Daughter: Hey, its snowing!
Me: Yeah I said...
Wife: Oh! It's snowing! I didnt know that!
Me: I said that an hou..
Wife: Honey, look, its snowing.
Me: ... yeah... its pretty.
Got a whole lot of new followers. Found myself on a new starterpack... now it makes sense.
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Got a whole lot of new followers. Found myself on a new starterpack... now it makes sense.
Let's say that 47 only watched the first 20 seconds of that video and never got to the end. The fact that it was up at least 5 hours later when I hunted for it is so telling. Racists going to racist. They dont stop when you call them out, they just remove the blatant evidence from sight for a while.
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Let's say that 47 only watched the first 20 seconds of that video and never got to the end. The fact that it was up at least 5 hours later when I hunted for it is so telling. Racists going to racist. They dont stop when you call them out, they just remove the blatant evidence from sight for a while.
The best way I can explain #ADHD inattentive is, you know how a lot of times you fall asleep, but you dont recognize when you're falling asleep? You wake up later and are like "huh, must have fallen asleep." Thats ADHD inattentive. We don't realize we're not on subject until we realize we're not.
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The best way I can explain #ADHD inattentive is, you know how a lot of times you fall asleep, but you dont recognize when you're falling asleep? You wake up later and are like "huh, must have fallen asleep." Thats ADHD inattentive. We don't realize we're not on subject until we realize we're not.
Starfield? More like Starfailed... amirite @bethesdastudios.com ?
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Starfield? More like Starfailed... amirite @bethesdastudios.com ?
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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
@abigailspanberger.com say, when are you going to legalize Marijuana again?
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
@abigailspanberger.com say, when are you going to legalize Marijuana again?
Boy howdy is it annoying when you swallow water down the drownin hole.
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Boy howdy is it annoying when you swallow water down the drownin hole.
No crime committed
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
No crime committed
Ok, call me a conspiracy theorist, but the giants hiring Harbaugh makes even more sense now. Tisch and 47 have a rather infamous 2 degree connection at the least, probably have been friends. And John... well, hes a 47 homer.
Jesus Christ
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Ok, call me a conspiracy theorist, but the giants hiring Harbaugh makes even more sense now. Tisch and 47 have a rather infamous 2 degree connection at the least, probably have been friends. And John... well, hes a 47 homer.
"We have to get violent illegal immigrants out of the country, the'yre killing our citizens, and we dont care how many of our citizens we have to kill to do it."
-Noem, probably.
-Noem, probably.
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"We have to get violent illegal immigrants out of the country, the'yre killing our citizens, and we dont care how many of our citizens we have to kill to do it."
-Noem, probably.
-Noem, probably.
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This guy’s not afraid to call things out.
I’d pay attention.
I’d pay attention.
Popularized back in never, the advice to “go roll on a porcupine” as a treatment strategy for back pain should be avoided at all cost.
Even if it’s covered by your extended health plan.
Even if it’s covered by your extended health plan.
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This guy’s not afraid to call things out.
I’d pay attention.
I’d pay attention.
If I've done the math right (and I haven't done any math) we should hit 2025s high marks by the end of April. (Trust me, I'm an expert... in transformers)
Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If I've done the math right (and I haven't done any math) we should hit 2025s high marks by the end of April. (Trust me, I'm an expert... in transformers)