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Mike P ✅️
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I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD
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If most places are closed over the holidays, and you have back pain, but you’re hesitant to go to the ER, or you just can’t easily get out of your house… are there any other options?

Oh ya, this one…

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December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Also a magic hat... so we already have to suspend belief.
This incredible story only happens because the kids live in a walkable town with a train station.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
ADA would disagree. No handrails, public walkways not cleared of snow, no concern for public safety. I dont know, feels like it goes against a moral code to plan like this.
Whoville’s density and walkability should be an example for city planners everywhere.
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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If you know someone who could use some help with back pain, please share…

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December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Probably
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The best the ravens can hope for this season is one above .500. It's absolutely criminal that they have so much talent on that roster to be under .500 with 2 games left on the season.

#ravensflock
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I thought this was on purpose.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Do you have back pain?

Are you limited by health, or mobility in finding care?

Is getting care limited by distance?

Do you want to avoid the risk of catching the flu or COVID by going to a clinic?

Then please read on… 1/7
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Take these pirates down" by, *flips through history book* as yes, becoming a pirate!
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

Let’s pretend like these dudes on the boats are really cartel members.

There are a handful of OIF/OEF veterans that would be prepared to deal with that amount of firepower.

Everyone else? This will get Americans killed.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@mstewart-art.bsky.social do you sign magic cards with your art?
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm going to need a Jumblebones token now.
#MagicTheGathering #Ozox #MTG
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So, oil corporations from the US lost rights to the oil in Venezuela almost 20 years ago. Now the president and thief is acting like he wants to put our troops in harms way for more corporate greed. Corporatocracy in full effect.
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Saw this little guy at the park making spirits bright, and thought what a great holiday greeting card.
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Probably the same people who talk about other countries politics.
People love reminding me that I'm not allowed to post about American politics cause I'm not American.

Even ignoring the problems with that concept in general, my wife is American, their family all lives in America and one of my brothers lives in America. I'm allowed to care about their hell hole.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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RISE AND SHINE BITCHES, IT’S THE 94TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE STATUTE OF WESTMINSTER!
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I never liked them anyway.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The fact that deep fakes exist, make it hard for me to believe this is real.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The only thing making the Ravens season less catastrophic is the chief's season.

#ravensflock
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I reinvent my style with every word that comes out of my mouth.
You ever think about your own humor style? The kind of humor you show most frequently or comes most naturally to you?
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My wife and I in the car talking about the local parade.
Wife: *points* look, a float!
Me: *looks*
Wife: *screams* LOOKOUT!
Me: *hits brake because car in front of us hit their brakes.
Wife: Why weren't you watching the road??
Me: You told me to look!
Wife: You're supposed to watch the road!
Me: ??
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Back pain affects people who…

- are immunocompromised

- live in far rural areas

- don’t have access to transportation

Virtual care for back pain opens options when in-person care is challenging.

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December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Go straight to jail, do not pass go.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One time I saw Carrot Top, then Joey Fatone, one right after the other... you just never know.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have an Rx 5700 XT 8gb, I found an Rx 9060 XT 8gb. Worth the cost to upgrade?
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Bought a new TV, mounted, set it up..

An hour later, said I was from Jamaica...

Now I have to return it.

This post brought to you by Mos Def and #ADHD
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM