Matatoes Lasagna
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When this is all over, any truth and reconciliation report would have to reasonably conclude that this propaganda outlet cannot be allowed to continue
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Billionaires are too stupid to realize that the world they hate is the world they created
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Was in Porto 3 weeks ago. Beautiful city
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"A second Frog has hit the ICE facility"
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Citing legal precedent of Rubber v Glue
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Cameraman knew exactly what he was doing with that shot
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"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist"

- Helder Camara
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They could also keep the emergency egress row empty with no seats so that trained staff can operate the door without obstruction rather than relying on deputized passengers to perform essential life saving duties
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Going on the offensive works and they never fucking do it
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Still firmly believe he won't finish a single season in Chapel Hill
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It's almost trite at this point to note that the crimes of empire deployed abroad would eventually be turned inward domestically, but my god, I never imagined they'd do it out of sheer boredom.

Just a bunch simpletons smashing beetles for the hell of it
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All choices the billion dollar corporation made to squeeze out an extra $150 surcharge from their consumers
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The seat was probably empty because literally nobody on that flight wanted to pay the extra fee (that used to never exist) to sit in the emergency row

So the airline decided to divert the flight and use the full weight of the state to punish consumer so they can juice their margins
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Or....y'know, sort it out before taking off
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Brick shit houses

Big-boneded

Absolute units
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I can hear them breathing heavily from here
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Dog how the fuck are we even an empire?
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They should revoke the World Cup for this
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Technically Goya's "Saturn" is in the Museo del Prado, not the Louvre
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The back of his head should be a universal magnet for spitwads and yet he somehow controls our entire domestic policy, this shit sucks ass, man