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Adequate Blue Heron

@matingplumage.bsky.social

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He/Him. Mixdeded. Casts Shade at will. Master of Dungeons. Processor of Cannabis (WA 502) I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · Jan 24

Boy, you must be a Japanese mushroom because that was a shit take.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 59m

They’re the same picture Pam from office dot gif.

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2h

kid rock as porta potties: thread

Kid Rock wearing pink and looking stupid.

A porta potty that matches the pink of his ugly ass shirt.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1h

*dry chuckle*

Towel (Wondrous Item, requires attunement):
A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an adventurer can carry. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold wastelands of the Jaglan Jarl; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly upon the desert of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Beholder of Traal; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 8h

STILL DONT WANNA.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 8h

DASSA PENIS.

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 10h

this was on my wife’s timeline and she said to me, how long did it take you to realize it was a paw? and I said it is what

A FB post about a new tattoo that has a hand reading for a paw but the paw just straight up looks like a penis idk

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 12h

These cops make like 150k a year to start and for…?

Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 1d

SPD put out this blog post about a recent success on "organized retail theft."

The TL;DR: Police arrested five people at a mall for stealing a total of $460 in merchandise. Combined.

spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/10/09/o...

Organized Retail Theft Operation in Westwood Village Nets Five Arrests - SPD Blotter

Seattle police officers arrested five suspects, ages 38-65, during an Organized Retail Theft operation in Westwood Village Wednesday. On the afternoon of Oct. 8, patrol officers and detectives in the ...

spdblotter.seattle.gov

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 12h

Ah well, clearly the answer is to bury your pots.

That eliminates the chance of their dropping to the ground.

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Coleen Murphy @ctmurphy1.bsky.social · 17h

Begging scientists (and media posts about science) to stop using ChatGPT-generated images

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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 16h

No. She's 77 years old. Dem voters should refuse to vote for any first-time candidates over 60 and any incumbents over 70. Elderly Dems dying in office is a real problem — Rs would have a much slimmer House majority right now if ancient Dems weren't dropping dead.

www.joemygod.com/2025/10/ap-c...

AP Confirms Dem Maine Gov Will Run For US Senate - Joe.My.God.

The Associated Press reports: Maine’s two-term Democratic Gov. Janet Mills will run for the U.S. Senate seat held by veteran Republican Sen. Susan Collins next year, according to two people familiar w...

www.joemygod.com

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 13h

Honk shoo me me me?

youtu.be/DZGc1IJKeiY

Shoorah! Shoorah!

YouTube video by Betty Wright - Topic

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 13h

Bro you’re the only one who thinks this.

WHO could possibly think that BOB “Chalamet” DYLAN was cooler than Cash.

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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TAKAO★WATANABE🎨10/29～11/3 solo exhibition @watanabetakao.bsky.social · 18h

At the venue where the solo exhibition is held, bookmarks will be sold for 300 yen each. What's more, there are over 100 different types of bookmarks! Please enjoy selecting your favorites at the venue.

#Illustration
#LineArt
#CommentPls

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 1d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 13h

“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family”

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 16h

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

I mean they could have given me 30 million to set on fire and I still would have produced a greater return on investment.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 1d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

Brian Blessed!

He’s so good at hollering.

🎬 ScreenMedia 🎞 @screenmedia.bsky.social · 1d

Happy 89th Birthday to 🇬🇧British theatre, radio, film and television actor, narrator, presenter, writer and explorer #BrianBlessed OBE born #OnThisDay in Mexborough, England

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

Whellp!
*dusts off hands*

Now I know a new word for constipated.

The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 1d

Were public toilet walls the @Twitter of the 18th century? Maximillian Novak on how a little-known book of “latrinalia” offers a unique and fascinating window into Georgian life: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/tales-from-the-boghouse

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

Traditionally facists *are* opposed to She Bop.

writermusician.bsky.social @writermusician.bsky.social · 1d

Here's one for the dance party in Portland. Some She Bop and Time After Time is the perfect antidote to fascism.
#NowPlaying #VinylCommunity
#CyndiLauper #PortlandDanceParty

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TAKAO★WATANABE🎨10/29～11/3 solo exhibition @watanabetakao.bsky.social · 1d

In Japan, there exists a supernatural creature called the TENGU. Of course, it is a fictional being, yet it is a mysterious and enigmatic presence that somehow feels as though it might actually exist.

#Illustration
#LineArt
#CommentPls