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Matt Blank
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Lethargy enthusiast.
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"You can’t really 'discover' Mavis Gallant; you can only join the ranks of people who will rhapsodize, almost delirious, about her once they’ve read her short stories, reawakened to literature, to reading, to words!"
‘The Uncollected Stories of Mavis Gallant’ Will Make You Believe in Literature Again
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January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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We are a small group of neighbors in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis, and we have created this fund to administer individual support to meet the urgent needs of families in crisis in our neighborhood. Please give/share if you can! tinyurl.com/helpinglongfellow
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

No I am not joking.
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
January 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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screening michael mann’s Collateral for my children so they know that it wasn’t always like this. light at night used to be a beautiful sodium vapor orange. and we were all a little less insane for it.
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Spam caller’s record got stuck
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Doing this shit the old fashioned way
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life except to sleep, or else to lie without moving. That’s when you can hear time sliding past you, like water running.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Stereolab (in a laundromat)
Stereolab (in a chapel)
Butthole Surfers (in a bowling alley)
Pixies (in a college gymnasium with David Bowie in the back)
The Klezmatics (at the coffee shop I was working at and I couldn’t leave)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Nirvana (the 91 show 💅🏻)
Marshall Crenshaw
Leon Redbone
Moe Tucker
GG Allin

All at Stache’s (RIP) 2404 N High St Columbus OH
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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All the worst mistakes have started because out of a weak futile conceited gutless desire to please I've done something I didn't want to do.
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Cuomo is such a cartoon villain, like something even Joel Schumacher making one of his Batman movies would think was over the top.
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hoo boy, here goes...
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.

Barbara Comyns
Mavis Gallant
Graham Greene
Hervé Guibert
Janet Malcolm
Vladimir Nabokov
Philip Roth
Muriel Spark
This is a good one!
Define your taste in books in 8 authors.

Thomas Hardy
Flannery O'Connor
Daniel Clowes
Libba Bray
Amor Towles
Joe Sacco
Simon Reynolds
Kevin Wilson
Define you taste in books with 8 authors

Yasunari Kawabata
Agatha Christie
Sayaka Murata
Clifford D. Simak
Tove Jansson
Cyril M. Kornbluth
Bohumil Hrabal
Carson McCullers
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I know the adults in the Peanuts universe are just disembodied honks, but the fact that NONE OF THEM ever told them little shits to back off Charlie Brown is WILD.

"It was a different time!"

He was getting clowned by HIS OWN DOG. Hell is hot, & y'all need to FRY. Honk about THAT, hoe.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Keystone ICE
September 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me.

youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns
Yakety N*zis
YouTube video by Matt B
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September 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Nixoncore:
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM