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I stand for the Cave 76 national anthem.
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The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
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February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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At the risk of sounding dramatic, the Giannis/Kalshi partnership - especially given the timing - is a stain on the soul of the league, and everyone involved should be investigated.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The cavs are fucking stupid lol
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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During the Obama administration the right wing media machine would dream up conspiracies that Obama was *thinking* about doing something like what we’re seeing now (Jade Helm, FEMA Camps, etc) and it would drive their “coverage” for weeks and months
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Wow that’s wild anyway the craziest story I heard out of Minneapolis was about a nurse trying to help a woman and getting shot to death and also a five year old was used as bait and also ICE shot a woman in the face and
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Rest of America watching the Patriots go to the super bowl:
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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50 years ago but also today?
Network (1976) - The World Is a Business Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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January 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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As long as I'm sharing Tony's non-writing work, these are two of my favorites--a birthday present he made for me in 2018. Needless to say, I treasure these.
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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it's so cool to say this while projecting $25bn in revenue from selling AI servers this year. it rocks
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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To be clear, someone probably related to a government official, did insider trading on war, made money, and quickly dumped it into the safe asset we all know and love: FartCoin
Update: someone dug into the wallets connected the the wallet used here and found that it was connected to an ENS domain called Stevencharles.sol

Steve Witkoff's middle name is Charles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_W...
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
how many peoples homes are you willing to personally demolish to cut 4 minutes off your commute?
Jeff Jacoby has a Globe opinion today about how great Dallas is at moving cars, how much he loved the High Five Interchange, and how Boston's multimodal mobility solutions will never work for him specifically (or his straw men).

Anyway here is the area of the interchange overlayed on Boston.
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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I'm sorry: I'm glad the Brown shooter has been found, but watching law enforcement officials take a victory lap and praise each other feels kinda gross? Given how the FBI messed up by leaking the name of an innocent person and that a random 48-year-old guy avoided capture for days, no time to brag
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Michael Jordan Walsh. I am the first person to call him that. #celtics
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I wish Kevin Hart really was as small as he is in that elf commercial so I could crush him under a dictionary
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Unlike some Americans, we do not forget when other countries have come to our aid:

Thanks Boston!

#Canada
#Halifax
#Boston
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM