Matthew Starrs
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He's just this guy ya know
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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"Well, you know, the problem
here was water leakage.
If you just buy a 50-cent washer..."
"I've got a better idea.
Get the hell out!"
"Look, I got some washers in my truck.
I'll give you one."
"Marge, get my gun."
here was water leakage.
If you just buy a 50-cent washer..."
"I've got a better idea.
Get the hell out!"
"Look, I got some washers in my truck.
I'll give you one."
"Marge, get my gun."
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Well, you know, the problem
here was water leakage.
If you just buy a 50-cent washer..."
"I've got a better idea.
Get the hell out!"
"Look, I got some washers in my truck.
I'll give you one."
"Marge, get my gun."
here was water leakage.
If you just buy a 50-cent washer..."
"I've got a better idea.
Get the hell out!"
"Look, I got some washers in my truck.
I'll give you one."
"Marge, get my gun."
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
a whole new world to explore
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
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They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
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welp, I guess the nation's largest city is no longer free to elect a mayor of its choosing
July 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
welp, I guess the nation's largest city is no longer free to elect a mayor of its choosing
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The profound misrepresentation of Zohran’s positions (on police, Israel) and the viability/scale of his policy platform (modest tax increases for small-scale pilot programs) by Democrats and the media are what you would expect from bad faith opponents, which makes me think that's who they are.
June 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The profound misrepresentation of Zohran’s positions (on police, Israel) and the viability/scale of his policy platform (modest tax increases for small-scale pilot programs) by Democrats and the media are what you would expect from bad faith opponents, which makes me think that's who they are.
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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
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a side note: this is as frontal an assault on the US by Israel as I've ever seen, and there have been some bad ones. This is Israel blowing up the planned negotiations in Oman tomorrow between the Trump envoy and Iran. This is Netanyahu saying the US can't do diplomacy he doesn't sign off on.
🚨 BREAKING: Israel strikes Iran
Israel conducts airstrike in Iran
The extent of the Israeli operation is not yet clear.
www.axios.com
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
a side note: this is as frontal an assault on the US by Israel as I've ever seen, and there have been some bad ones. This is Israel blowing up the planned negotiations in Oman tomorrow between the Trump envoy and Iran. This is Netanyahu saying the US can't do diplomacy he doesn't sign off on.
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Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.
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"OW! OW!! They're defending themselves somehow."
June 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"OW! OW!! They're defending themselves somehow."
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Is the BBC giving too much airtime to Reform UK? With me in the studio to discuss this are Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson and Sarah Pochin.
June 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is the BBC giving too much airtime to Reform UK? With me in the studio to discuss this are Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson and Sarah Pochin.
some one is going to have to explain today's Strands to me
June 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
some one is going to have to explain today's Strands to me
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June 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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There's a pretty explicit test case of a center left party abandoning trans people and immigrants. Labour in the UK have done just that and their political support has imploded while legitimizing the fascist Reform party.
Dem consultants seem content to follow this strategy.
Dem consultants seem content to follow this strategy.
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There's a pretty explicit test case of a center left party abandoning trans people and immigrants. Labour in the UK have done just that and their political support has imploded while legitimizing the fascist Reform party.
Dem consultants seem content to follow this strategy.
Dem consultants seem content to follow this strategy.
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Did @netflix.com remove Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney?
May 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Did @netflix.com remove Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney?
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13 hours of jumping. One final leap. What could go wrong? Everything, friend. Everything.
May 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
13 hours of jumping. One final leap. What could go wrong? Everything, friend. Everything.
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Y'all got any cool gadgets or electronics y'all have picked up recently that aren't gaming related?
May 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Y'all got any cool gadgets or electronics y'all have picked up recently that aren't gaming related?
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Could Feature Characters from the Books and Movies
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
bit.ly
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
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This is on Facebook, I scrolled for a bit and every single comment I saw, no exaggeration, was either "you liar, too many foreigners, vote Reform" or "you're meant to be the Labour Party what is this fash shit". There was nobody going "thank you, Sir Keir".
May 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This is on Facebook, I scrolled for a bit and every single comment I saw, no exaggeration, was either "you liar, too many foreigners, vote Reform" or "you're meant to be the Labour Party what is this fash shit". There was nobody going "thank you, Sir Keir".