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The Ultra Vivid Matt Lament

@mattlament.bsky.social

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Some guy who loves Manic Street Preachers, PJ Harvey, the Green Bay Packers, soft pretzels, Dr Pepper, socks, & penguins. Stream YOUR FAVORITE DEATH SCENES! linktr.ee/mattlament

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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 27d

A disasterclass second quarter

Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 27d

The Packers' TE screens have been great, but the offense needs another lever to pull.

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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 27d

The Packers are physically incapable of putting a team away.

This is embarrassing.

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The Ultra Vivid Matt Lament @mattlament.bsky.social · 27d

I am quickly starting to hate this fucking team.

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Yeah, no… @bronxboyjoy.bsky.social · 27d

Calling timeout to to try to score with 40 seconds left when you punted on 4th and 1 from the 50

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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 27d

The Packers have dominated the first half but haven't been able to quite put away an inferior opponent.

This has been the case in every single game they've played this season.

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 27d

Gute, confirmed Diet Dr. Pepper guy

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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @matub.online · 27d

If Dallas double dips, we all might as well go to bed.

The 3rd quarter dumbassery has started early and it might just be terminal

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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 27d

Good thing it's 13-9 instead of 14-7 because the Packers special teams coordinator has compromat on Matt LaFleur.

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🤟🏾Ferd_Turgeson🧀 @ferdturgeson.bsky.social · 27d

Matt electing to punt both times on the other side of midfield is not going to do anything for the "coaching scared" allegations

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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 27d

The interior of this OL not being able to block this Cowboys front is a bad look. They're not very good.

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 27d

Here’s a novel concept: just run some offense for a while?

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 27d

Stop with the cute shit.

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🤟🏾Ferd_Turgeson🧀 @ferdturgeson.bsky.social · 27d

Rich Bissacia I hope a spider crawls into your underpants while you sleep bites out of panic

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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 27d

The Packers didn't want to pay Darren Rizzi when LaFleur was first hired, and they've had a shitshow of a special teams ever since.

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 27d

Ok fine, fire Bisaccia

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27d

The Packers CBs being NAILS this year is such a fun development

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The Packer Ranter @packerranter.bsky.social · 27d

You have twice as much chance to catch a bomb if you have two receivers in the same spot. It’s science.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27d

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 27d

The Parsons story set to objectively the best rock n roll bridge of all time is cool.

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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · Sep 21

Nightmare game for Jordan Morgan

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · Sep 21

Jordan Morgan play slightly better challenge, difficulty impossible

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Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · Sep 21

Trump had his accounts suspended on January 7, 8, and 9th 2020. WHEN HE WAS STILL PRESIDENT. It was not Joe Biden because Biden was not President.

Katie Fallow @katiefallow.bsky.social · Sep 21

It says something about Trump’s all-out war on free speech that the New York Times couldn’t find a more credible person than “presidential historian” Craig Shirley to defend it. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/21/u...

Craig Shirley, a presidential historian and biographer of President Ronald Reagan, said Mr. Trump's experience was so searing that he did not believe the president would improperly restrain others' free speech, whatever his public exhortations.
"We all especially know Biden used government to censor Trump, kicking him off many media platforms, a clear violation of the law," Mr. Shirley said. "As his own First Amendment rights were abridged, my guess is he's especially sensitive to anyone else seeing their First Amendment rights taken away."

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Barry Nisman @bazbear2.bsky.social · Sep 20

hmmmmm

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · Sep 12

lol Parsons gets face masked or held by the neck on essentially every play

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · Sep 12

Jeff Hafley's been a really good hire for the Packers but I'll never get over Matt LaFleur hiring someone who dressed exactly like him

Matt LaFleur wearing a black vest and a gray hoodie

Jeff Hafley wearing a black vest and a gray hoodie

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