John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
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ryannorth.ca
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
mattp3000.bsky.social
Although more seriously, with how foundational Simpsons references are to my way of speaking and how "The Youth" just do not get them and forcing me to find new crom- acceptable expressions is a thing.
mattp3000.bsky.social
I believe that’s when Raymond Chandler said two guys with guns should bust through the door. He didn’t know about laptops.
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Craig and April start a romance, but Dr. Shark has returned to put a stop to it. The Baywatching on No Way Out is now public, please share!
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My thumbnail for Baywatching: No Way Out. Craig and April smile at each other. Dr. Shark (a shark in a doctor's coat) sits sinisterly between them.
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reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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mikeflanaganfilm.com
Pretty sure we’re living one
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@mikeflanaganfilm.com can we get a George Orwell horror series?
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theferocity.bsky.social
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
mattp3000.bsky.social
I laugh to think of it right this moment.
mattp3000.bsky.social
Probably telling he was so taken with Trips.
mattp3000.bsky.social
Lee would probably grit his teeth to recall Max also did that sadly viral video Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling. Also the terrible Bright.
mattp3000.bsky.social
I love when they go weird with werewolves. "Oh, yeah, on the night of the Pentecost I have to travel to Hell to fight the Devil."
mattp3000.bsky.social
We're kind of lacking in good werewolf movies over all but when we get a good one, it's a good 'un.
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clockworklady.bsky.social
If I wrote an article about how Johnny Cash seemed uncool I would just look at what I wrote and then walk into jail or the sun, maybe both.
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Imagine somebody desperately pulling off their tacticool balaclava and yelling they were never trained for dancing amphibians.
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frankconniff.bsky.social
Antifa, like Steely Dan, is not really a group.
mattp3000.bsky.social
I think studios have killed the mid-level film because they don't return enough on the investment (as far as late-stage capitalism goes) and streaming services mean the movies that would have served that role aren't omnipresent like TBS running Iron Eagle roughly once a day.
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decafjedi.com
I'm live right now with more Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars - Reforged. Join me over on Twitch! twitch.tv/decafjedi
Quizzical George Stobbart.
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
mattp3000.bsky.social
Gunn can surprise you. A friend pointed out how every gun (heh) in S1 was a reflection of the person. Chris uses hilariously overcompensating weapons, Adrian is slick and precise, Ads uses whatever she's given and the Nazis all use Lugers and AR-15s.
mattp3000.bsky.social
In middle school they wanted my class to sing that song, walking towards a camera with a fresh from Iraq father of one of my classmates. My brain short circuited and I said "no, this is dumb" and sat out.