Matt 🍓
@mattwho.bsky.social
3.4K followers 2.2K following 3K posts
New York nobody, but down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?) Gay | Lefty | Terrible
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
mattwho.bsky.social
I wish restaurants gave you bread while you waited at the host’s stand.
mattwho.bsky.social
You look so cute and happy, but with the caption it’s giving:
Meme

nathan fielder @nathanfielder
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
Reposted by Matt 🍓
victinibcn.bsky.social
Unbearably violent images from Downtown Chicago where a classical music concert was played on the Chicago River. This is too elegant and magical to be seen.
Reposted by Matt 🍓
just-jack-1.bsky.social
Fun facts: Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, has won an Emmy, two Grammys, and his production company won an Oscar.

Trump has won 34 felony convictions as well as civil adjudications for rape and financial fraud. He is currently protecting rich and powerful pedophiles in the GOP.
mattwho.bsky.social
Dr. said I had the cleanest ears he’d ever examined during an annual physical.

💅
mattwho.bsky.social
Is it a bed/chair kind of thing?
mattwho.bsky.social
What’s the difference between a cushion and a pillow?
mattwho.bsky.social
We did a national news conference about this from the White House before we did the studies and got the proof.

Cool.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
Reposted by Matt 🍓
cwebbonline.com
Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
1/2
Reposted by Matt 🍓
dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
mattwho.bsky.social
This is such an interesting point, and articulates the feeling I couldn’t around major institutes using meme-culture. It’s why Amazon and Netflix doing lols is always so off too.
boesch.bsky.social
Memes serve as a tool of dark participation and are used purposefully “to disrupt, undermine, attack, resist or reappropriate discursive positions pertaining to public affairs narratives in the news” (Peters & Allan, 2021, pp. 2–3)
mattwho.bsky.social
Polycule friend of mine just referred to his ‘boyfriend-in-law’ ☠️
mattwho.bsky.social
Honestly? Taking this weather as a personal sign to enter my fat’n’sassy era.
Reposted by Matt 🍓
adambienkov.bsky.social
"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?
mattwho.bsky.social
For all its faults, I do love how LLM feed their responses in letter by letter. Feels future-retro.
Reposted by Matt 🍓
karlykingsley.bsky.social
So the American taxpayer eats it twice, once on tariffs and again on a second farm bailout. I’m glad farmers are getting help, no one should lose their farm, but it’s remarkable how fast “socialism” stops being a dirty word when the checks clear in red counties.
mattwho.bsky.social
Do Americans not realise it’s totally possible to have healthcare free at the point of delivery? It’s not some crazy utopia concept.
mattwho.bsky.social
While creeping on @massmaverick.bsky.social’s account, I discovered the little bell to notify one of every post. 👀
mattwho.bsky.social
… always two steps ahead…
mattwho.bsky.social
Everything in this account could be said during sex.
mattwho.bsky.social
I think there is a relationship between national funding for the arts and the rise of fascism. Must research further…
Reposted by Matt 🍓
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
As Benjin Stark said to Tyrion Lannister, nothing someone says before the word “but” really counts.