Matt 🍓
@mattwho.bsky.social
New York nobody, but down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?)
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
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“And coming down the parade route now, it’s Madame Morrible! Wait— she just flipped around… WICKED WITCH??”
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“And coming down the parade route now, it’s Madame Morrible! Wait— she just flipped around… WICKED WITCH??”
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. I’m thankful for the little dopamine hits you give me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. I’m thankful for the little dopamine hits you give me.
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This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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For a small fee, I will go to your historian enemy’s seminar presentation and say “I guess I’m just wondering what the “so what” of this paper is?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
For a small fee, I will go to your historian enemy’s seminar presentation and say “I guess I’m just wondering what the “so what” of this paper is?”
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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After much internal debate I simply have to hand it to the FBI, for radicalizing not just Mahmood Mamdani but also, by default, current US President Donald Trump
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
After much internal debate I simply have to hand it to the FBI, for radicalizing not just Mahmood Mamdani but also, by default, current US President Donald Trump
@support.bsky.team why isn’t there a notifications setting to customise for DM’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@support.bsky.team why isn’t there a notifications setting to customise for DM’s?
Friend at a bar last night, rubbed my belly and said “I see your winter body is coming in nicely.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Friend at a bar last night, rubbed my belly and said “I see your winter body is coming in nicely.”
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I cannot believe there is footage of Adam Friedland explaining what “Unc” means to Zohran Mamdani
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I cannot believe there is footage of Adam Friedland explaining what “Unc” means to Zohran Mamdani
And isn’t that a nazi eagle above him?
Trump posted this AI image of himself as a king with Democratic Senators Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren, and Adam Schiff at his feet
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
And isn’t that a nazi eagle above him?
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
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Now, Rubio is denying it had anything to do with the U.S.
This is a major foreign policy scandal. 3/3
This is a major foreign policy scandal. 3/3
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now, Rubio is denying it had anything to do with the U.S.
This is a major foreign policy scandal. 3/3
This is a major foreign policy scandal. 3/3
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This is fu*king outrageous!
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses
The federal government has dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines worth thousands of dollars during the pandemic.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is fu*king outrageous!
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.
apnews.com/article/utah...
A loving dedication from friends, years ago, which lives among my bottles always.
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A loving dedication from friends, years ago, which lives among my bottles always.
I’ve spent the whole morning polishing my knickknacks.
(Genuinely: cleaning. Might be a mental breakdown tbh…)
(Genuinely: cleaning. Might be a mental breakdown tbh…)
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ve spent the whole morning polishing my knickknacks.
(Genuinely: cleaning. Might be a mental breakdown tbh…)
(Genuinely: cleaning. Might be a mental breakdown tbh…)
Why are these two artists names cracking me up?
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why are these two artists names cracking me up?
One of the greatest lifestyle improvements I ever made was formalising my toothbrushing station.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One of the greatest lifestyle improvements I ever made was formalising my toothbrushing station.
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In the richest city on Earth, 40% of NYC families can’t afford weekly food costs, and food prices are up 33% over the past decade.
It’s time for a city government that puts affordability at the top of the agenda.
It’s time for a city government that puts affordability at the top of the agenda.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In the richest city on Earth, 40% of NYC families can’t afford weekly food costs, and food prices are up 33% over the past decade.
It’s time for a city government that puts affordability at the top of the agenda.
It’s time for a city government that puts affordability at the top of the agenda.
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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and they say to me “Donald, we need to seize the means of production”. they are always saying this. many are saying this to me. Every day! And so I said “sure. we can do that. we can seize the means of production” We have the best seizers. Americans. American seizers. Were seizing!
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
and they say to me “Donald, we need to seize the means of production”. they are always saying this. many are saying this to me. Every day! And so I said “sure. we can do that. we can seize the means of production” We have the best seizers. Americans. American seizers. Were seizing!
Wait and save!? More like Your Car is One Min Away But Also Seems More Expensive Then A Yellow Cab.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Wait and save!? More like Your Car is One Min Away But Also Seems More Expensive Then A Yellow Cab.
What happened to Trump’s plan to take the Panama Canal by force?
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What happened to Trump’s plan to take the Panama Canal by force?