M.A.
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They/them. Lawyer. Potter. Please don't talk to cops. I'm begging you.
The FPD is a wonderful organization. Can't recommend it highly enough.
BECOME FEDERAL PUBLIC DEFENDERS
JOIN THE RESISTANCE
FIGHT THE EMPIRE
(also there are a bunch of job openings: www.fd.org/employment/v...)
JOIN THE RESISTANCE
FIGHT THE EMPIRE
(also there are a bunch of job openings: www.fd.org/employment/v...)
BREAKING: 8 more U.S. Attorneys in MN resign from Trump’s DOJ in protest as backlash grows.
This isn’t normal; isn’t routine reshuffling. It’s a rebellion.
Last month, 6 veteran prosecutors quit in protest. Normal staffing for the MN DOJ’s office is around 50 attorneys. They’re down to just 9.
This isn’t normal; isn’t routine reshuffling. It’s a rebellion.
Last month, 6 veteran prosecutors quit in protest. Normal staffing for the MN DOJ’s office is around 50 attorneys. They’re down to just 9.
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The FPD is a wonderful organization. Can't recommend it highly enough.
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Federal defenders are hiring in a lot of likely places (and boy is it tempting!)
Apply now and get to make a Trump prosecutor cry.
Apply now and get to make a Trump prosecutor cry.
BECOME FEDERAL PUBLIC DEFENDERS
JOIN THE RESISTANCE
FIGHT THE EMPIRE
(also there are a bunch of job openings: www.fd.org/employment/v...)
JOIN THE RESISTANCE
FIGHT THE EMPIRE
(also there are a bunch of job openings: www.fd.org/employment/v...)
BREAKING: 8 more U.S. Attorneys in MN resign from Trump’s DOJ in protest as backlash grows.
This isn’t normal; isn’t routine reshuffling. It’s a rebellion.
Last month, 6 veteran prosecutors quit in protest. Normal staffing for the MN DOJ’s office is around 50 attorneys. They’re down to just 9.
This isn’t normal; isn’t routine reshuffling. It’s a rebellion.
Last month, 6 veteran prosecutors quit in protest. Normal staffing for the MN DOJ’s office is around 50 attorneys. They’re down to just 9.
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Federal defenders are hiring in a lot of likely places (and boy is it tempting!)
Apply now and get to make a Trump prosecutor cry.
Apply now and get to make a Trump prosecutor cry.
The Deaf storyline in The Pitt is interesting to me. I liked that she was luke "yo. talk to ME."
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The Deaf storyline in The Pitt is interesting to me. I liked that she was luke "yo. talk to ME."
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I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
Yes, as in clothing. He wears this costume every minute. He gets anxious if he isnt wearing it. It is so so adorable.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Yes, as in clothing. He wears this costume every minute. He gets anxious if he isnt wearing it. It is so so adorable.
These silly, sweet, hockey players. I just want them to be happy!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
These silly, sweet, hockey players. I just want them to be happy!!
Why is Heated Rivalry making me cry???
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Why is Heated Rivalry making me cry???
And yes. His name is (tentatively) Mr. Sharkie because he wears a shark costume at all times.
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
And yes. His name is (tentatively) Mr. Sharkie because he wears a shark costume at all times.
I love this cat so much.
The best thing is that everyone knows that Momo is clearly in charge of the house. Like, no one even questions it. Not even me.
Mr. Sharkie is a delight. But ALL HAIL MOMO.
The best thing is that everyone knows that Momo is clearly in charge of the house. Like, no one even questions it. Not even me.
Mr. Sharkie is a delight. But ALL HAIL MOMO.
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I love this cat so much.
The best thing is that everyone knows that Momo is clearly in charge of the house. Like, no one even questions it. Not even me.
Mr. Sharkie is a delight. But ALL HAIL MOMO.
The best thing is that everyone knows that Momo is clearly in charge of the house. Like, no one even questions it. Not even me.
Mr. Sharkie is a delight. But ALL HAIL MOMO.
My other two never even gave them a second glance. This guy is here a week and has the whole system mapped.
February 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My other two never even gave them a second glance. This guy is here a week and has the whole system mapped.
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
Holy wow. What an order.
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Holy wow. What an order.
Everyone in the house is getting some catnip.
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Everyone in the house is getting some catnip.
Yeah, use a pass code. PLEASE.
My lockscreen says "Get a warrant" and cites to Riley v. California. Just in case.
My lockscreen says "Get a warrant" and cites to Riley v. California. Just in case.
A good reminder for everyone, but especially lawyers, journalists, therapists, and anyone else with files or messages they'd rather not have police/feds/ICE read: Turn off facial and fingerprint recognition, and use a passcode instead.
New court record from the FBI details the state of the devices seized from Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson: phone was on w/Lockdown Mode; personal laptop was off; work laptop was on w/Touch ID; several Signal chats used disappearing messages. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Yeah, use a pass code. PLEASE.
My lockscreen says "Get a warrant" and cites to Riley v. California. Just in case.
My lockscreen says "Get a warrant" and cites to Riley v. California. Just in case.
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It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet.
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet.
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
(Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)
The resistance to even the most mild criticism of Obama is so weird to me.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The resistance to even the most mild criticism of Obama is so weird to me.
Her "activation meows" are adorable. ❤️❤️❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Her "activation meows" are adorable. ❤️❤️❤️
Oh no.
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Oh no.
She is still so so so mad!
But the last two days have gotten a lot better.
Poor girl just doesn't know how to handle not being the center of the world.
But the last two days have gotten a lot better.
Poor girl just doesn't know how to handle not being the center of the world.
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
She is still so so so mad!
But the last two days have gotten a lot better.
Poor girl just doesn't know how to handle not being the center of the world.
But the last two days have gotten a lot better.
Poor girl just doesn't know how to handle not being the center of the world.
I'm so lesbian that I didnt really care much about Heated Rivalry until ep 4, when they get all feelings-y.
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I'm so lesbian that I didnt really care much about Heated Rivalry until ep 4, when they get all feelings-y.
Yes, I know I can "fix" it. But I dont even have a wedging table or the ability to reclaim clay.
So, this now slab building clay and not throwing clay.
FML.
So, this now slab building clay and not throwing clay.
FML.
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Yes, I know I can "fix" it. But I dont even have a wedging table or the ability to reclaim clay.
So, this now slab building clay and not throwing clay.
FML.
So, this now slab building clay and not throwing clay.
FML.
I ordered clay. It arrived.
It is frozen.
This is how I wound up with the unusable clay I just finished up.
Fuck.
It is frozen.
This is how I wound up with the unusable clay I just finished up.
Fuck.
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I ordered clay. It arrived.
It is frozen.
This is how I wound up with the unusable clay I just finished up.
Fuck.
It is frozen.
This is how I wound up with the unusable clay I just finished up.
Fuck.
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
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He's wearing a shark costume.
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 AM
He's wearing a shark costume.