Max Hailperin
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Do you know how many voter registrations your state removed because the registrant had died?
Do you know there's a federal report that lists this data every two year?
No? Then stop whining that your voter roll ought to be cleaned.
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From second breakfast to morning snack to early lunch, it was a fun walk. And because it was a walk, I had the time to see everything along the way, including the Lutheran Church of the Redeemer at the corner of Dale Street and Carroll Avenue.
Lutheran Church of the Redeemer
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Stop 3: ZAO Bakery + Café. Some of my favorites here aren't baked. The congee and noodle bowls are to die for, and who doesn't love a steamed bun? But they do have plenty of baked options. I went outside my comfort zone with a hot dog flower bun.
ZAO Bakery + Cafe Hot dog flower bun
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Stop 2: Marc Heu Patisserie Paris. A buttery kouign amann has a crunchy caramel crust. Unless one takes the caramel and puts it in soft form atop a cinnamon cream. Innovative instead of classic, but more decadent than ever.
Marc Heu Patisserie Paris Cinnamon caramel kouign amann
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Stop 1: Razava Bread Co. If you're used to glossy bagels, this isn't it. Instead, the crisp, slightly scorched exterior has just as much texture as the chewy interior with its tangy flavor of slow-fermented serious grains.
Razava Bread Company Bagel
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The Ultimate Dale Street Bakery Crawl
From a block west of Dale Street to almost a block east of it, only one of the three bakeries was actually on Dale Street. But most of the walking was. And 1.4 miles of a beautiful morning in Saint Paul yielded 3 very different treats. 🧵
Photo of Dale Street sign with insets of bagel, kouign amann, and flower roll
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I'm fascinated that an independent expenditure group (which I'll leave nameless) on behalf of a Minneapolis candidate (ditto) is urging voters to vote by mail *or* request an absentee ballot.
Except from mailer
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Parrish writes, "Buying Dominion? It’s personal. 'These machines are too easy to tamper with,' [Burress has] said." Except that searching for "These machines are too easy to tamper with," I find zero hits aside from Parrish's own document.
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Minor details regarding Burress are a bit off — whether he's 82 or 83, whether he founded Citizens for Community Values in the ‘80s or took over its leadership in 1991. And then we get a supposed quote, supposedly from him, to explain his supposed personal connection ...
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Parrish describes Burress as "a battle-hardened Ohio Republican, former election official, and lifelong crusader against everything from porn to political corruption." Most of that fits Burress. But I find no evidence he was ever an election official. Unlike Leiendecker.
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Parrish writes that "Phil Burress ... has quietly acquired Dominion Voting Systems." Do a google search. There are zero other sources tying Burress to this acquisition. Instead, every other source mentions Scott Leiendecker.
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This is bizarre even by Phil Parrish standards. He's published his take on Dominion Voting Systems' recent acquisition. It hallucinates the identity of the man behind the new company, blends one aspect of the real guy into the hallucinated one, and throws in a dubious "quote." 🧵
By Phillip C. Parrish

LCDR, USN (Ret.) | Candidate for Governor of Minnesota, 2026

October 10, 2025

Fellow Minnesotans, Patriots, and Guardians of the Ballot Box,

In a twist that even the most jaded election watcher couldn’t script, Phil Burress—a battle-hardened Ohio Republican, former election official, and lifelong crusader against everything from porn to political corruption—has quietly acquired Dominion Voting Systems. That’s right: the same Dominion that’s been at the epicenter of 2020’s wild conspiracy storms, now under the thumb of a GOP stalwart who’s vowing to dismantle its electronic empire and usher in an era of good old-fashioned paper ballots. Burress sealed the deal back in March through a low-profile shell company, but his mission is crystal clear: electronic machines are a “security nightmare,” ripe for hacks, glitches, and vanishing votes. His fix? Nationwide hand-marked paper ballots, audited by hand, with tech taking a backseat to transparency.

This isn’t just Ohio drama—it’s a seismic shift for American elections, and it lands like a thunderclap in Minnesota, where our own voting systems are a tinderbox of vulnerabilities I’ve been exposing for months. As your Candidate for Governor in 2026—a retired Navy Lieutenant Commander with two decades in counterterrorism, a farmer who’s tilled this soil, and a teacher who’s shaped young minds—I’ve made election integrity my North Star. From bloated voter rolls to foreign software risks, we’ve got a recipe for fraud that’s not just cooking; it’s boiling over. Burress’s bold move validates every warning I’ve issued, and it spotlights why we must act now to protect our votes before the 2026 midterms turn into another rigged spectacle. The Dominion Bombshell: From Conspiracy Target to Paper Ballot Pioneer

Burress, 82 and unapologetically conservative, isn’t some Silicon Valley suit peddling more machines. He’s the guy who founded Citizens for Community Values in the ‘80s, fought obscenity laws tooth and nail, and served as a Hamilton County election board member. Buying Dominion? It’s personal. “These machines are too easy to tamper with,” he’s said, echoing audits that cleared Dominion of 2020 fraud claims but couldn’t erase the distrust sown by Fox News’s $787 million settlement or OAN’s similar smackdown. No more QR codes scanned by strangers, no more “assist terminals” that sparked fresh glitches in recent cycles—like the ones flipping straight-party votes or “losing” ballots mid-count.

Burress’s vision aligns with a growing chorus: Elon Musk’s X rants demanding “paper only” because “code can be rigged from anywhere.” States like Georgia are already tabling bills for hand-marked ballots, citing the irrefutable audit trail paper provides—proven in recounts where Dominion’s own trails held up, but only because paper backups existed. In a world of surging ransomware (up 300+ incidents in healthcare and government this year alone, per CISA), electronic systems are sitting ducks. Burress gets it: Ink on paper means no Venezuelan whispers, no CCP hardware scares, no “coincidental” shutdowns like the Interlock gang’s July 2025 hit on St. Paul that leaked 43 GB of city data and activated the National Guard. It’s analog democracy in a digital warzone—simple, secure, and sovereign.
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My memory is that when my institution declared itself “Extraordinary People, Extraordinary Place,” a brief web search revealed that several other entities of various kinds had said the same of themselves.
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The logic to suggesting people just rank him and no one else is that he's afraid that if they rank someone else, they'll rank that person *ahead* of him. He's confident enough of making it into the final round that he has no reason to care who is ranked behind him on a ballot, so it's all downside.
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I'm pretty sure it's 14 gables for a dollar, not just 7, because it's two packages of seven each.
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With regard to whether Ward 6 voting loses as much steam this year, I offer up these two graphs. One includes all forms of early voting (including in particular by mail, which kicks in later) and the other is limited to just the in-person voting.
Graph showing Ward 6 early voting tailing off after a strong first week, whereas other wards are stronger in weeks 2 and 3 Graph showing Ward 6 early in-person voting substantially falling off in week 2 and decreasing somewhat further in week 3, whereas other wards fell off less so in week 2 and picked back up some in week 3
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As an MIT alumnus, I'm proud of President Kornbluth's letter responding to the proposed "compact". She encapsulated the values I remember not only in the substance of her response but in its phrasing. orgchart.mit.edu/letters/rega...
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Yo dog, I heard you like hallucinated citations, so we put hallucinated citations in your response regarding hallucinated citations so you can show cause while you show cause.
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And please turn off automatic spelling "correction" on stuff you paste in. Nothing worse than taking the trouble to paste in the correct spelling, and then you press the space bar to put a space after it, and boing, suddenly it is "corrected" instead of correct.
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With one t it is a real drug. Not one you want to experience.
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Or if you really want a "registered voters" denominator, at the county and state levels one can wait for the EAVS data (which is now out for 2024), because that includes registration counts as of the end of the election.
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There's really no good publicly available denominator at the precinct level. (At larger geography one can use CVAP or VEP.)
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Conversely, the conventional choice of 7AM doesn't count the EDRs of people newly arriving from out of state or turning 18, so it could be an undercount in those university areas (for example). But that tends to balance out with the people who have departed for other states (e.g., after graduation).
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one winds up with approximately double counting in each precinct in high mobility areas (e.g., the precincts surrounding a university) because voters moving from A to B and meanwhile others moving from B to A are getting counted in both their origin (7AM) and destination (EDR) which roughly equal.