Maybe It's Keith
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Cars, #weirdcarBS, & #carsky stuff
Indy-adjacent.
Indy-adjacent.
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Love to watch pharmaceutical commercials with a pinch of Olympics in between
February 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Love to watch pharmaceutical commercials with a pinch of Olympics in between
Happy Valentime's Day
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Happy Valentime's Day
Young into my first sys admin job: boss was talking about about a certain csv (comma separated value) file and he says "comma comma comma...."
Me: "chameleon"
I heard their eyes roll
Me: "chameleon"
I heard their eyes roll
Do you have any jokes that require very precise and very rare circumstances to deploy, and you're always just waiting for the right opportunity? Whenever someone mentions Henry David Thoreau (when/why would that ever happen?) I always say doesn't he sing Bad to the Bone?
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Young into my first sys admin job: boss was talking about about a certain csv (comma separated value) file and he says "comma comma comma...."
Me: "chameleon"
I heard their eyes roll
Me: "chameleon"
I heard their eyes roll
Youngest's R34 Skyline Lego build. It's huge! Has suspension and drift mode!
(Hawaiian rolls for scale)
(Hawaiian rolls for scale)
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Youngest's R34 Skyline Lego build. It's huge! Has suspension and drift mode!
(Hawaiian rolls for scale)
(Hawaiian rolls for scale)
Met Florence Henderson at the 100th Indy 500 banquet
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Met Florence Henderson at the 100th Indy 500 banquet
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
I cannot wait til spring
THREAD: Random aesthetically pleasing baseball fields …
Estadio "José Aguilar y Maya", Guanajuato, Mexico
Estadio "José Aguilar y Maya", Guanajuato, Mexico
February 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I cannot wait til spring
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bear pear bear chair pear hair chair bear
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
bear pear bear chair pear hair chair bear
Wife took a work call today from a guy currently in jail. He's going to be late paying his bank loan this month 🙃
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Wife took a work call today from a guy currently in jail. He's going to be late paying his bank loan this month 🙃
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I don't know if it was before or after, but I wanted to learn karate right when the OG Karate Kid came out. Local small theater had the local dojo open the movie with some orchestrated moves right before the start
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I don't know if it was before or after, but I wanted to learn karate right when the OG Karate Kid came out. Local small theater had the local dojo open the movie with some orchestrated moves right before the start
Opened the Nextdoor app for the first time in a while...
...and immediately closed it. Should have known better.
...and immediately closed it. Should have known better.
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Opened the Nextdoor app for the first time in a while...
...and immediately closed it. Should have known better.
...and immediately closed it. Should have known better.
Work was nice enough to serve everyone individual bundt cakes
but now my tummy hort
but now my tummy hort
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Work was nice enough to serve everyone individual bundt cakes
but now my tummy hort
but now my tummy hort
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kid rock? isn’t that epstein’s island?
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
kid rock? isn’t that epstein’s island?
Mornin'. Anybody else up at 5am to make breakfast and take their freshman to a HS baseball practice?
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Mornin'. Anybody else up at 5am to make breakfast and take their freshman to a HS baseball practice?
Shouldn't have to live this way with Purdue basketball!! A W is a W, but jeeze ...
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Shouldn't have to live this way with Purdue basketball!! A W is a W, but jeeze ...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Pork tenderloin sandwich 😁👍
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Pork tenderloin sandwich 😁👍
Uncomfortable amount of Kok talk in women's speed skating rn
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Uncomfortable amount of Kok talk in women's speed skating rn
2025 Verizon call filter wrapped notification? In February??
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
2025 Verizon call filter wrapped notification? In February??
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Huh. A Toyota LC Prado. Shoulda checked if it was left or right drive
#weirdcarBS
#weirdcarBS
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Huh. A Toyota LC Prado. Shoulda checked if it was left or right drive
#weirdcarBS
#weirdcarBS