mayonnaise
@mayonnaizze.bsky.social
24, GNC/nonbinary/genderfluid, amateur NSFW artist and computer hobbyist, plus lowkey leftist activist (randomly and rabidly horny on main, minors DNI. also if you dont like politics, it'd be best not to follow.)
i think i fed my YouTube algo so much fucking slop that it's genuinely having a stroke or something (for context, i have never seen any videos about the TARDIS or Dream-adjacent Minecraft youtubers on my dash EVER)
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i think i fed my YouTube algo so much fucking slop that it's genuinely having a stroke or something (for context, i have never seen any videos about the TARDIS or Dream-adjacent Minecraft youtubers on my dash EVER)
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not nearly polished enough to post on twt so you my faithful bluskaians get a big fat catty today
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
not nearly polished enough to post on twt so you my faithful bluskaians get a big fat catty today
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HOLY FUCK TRIBAL HUNTER 2?!
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
HOLY FUCK TRIBAL HUNTER 2?!
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House E+C hearing takeaways:
- Dems voted against KOSA due to the duty of care + against COPPA 2.0 due to preemption of state laws.
- With KOSA, the House is concerned with FTC overreach to police online free speech. This is a good thing + a sign that your advocacy is working!
- Dems voted against KOSA due to the duty of care + against COPPA 2.0 due to preemption of state laws.
- With KOSA, the House is concerned with FTC overreach to police online free speech. This is a good thing + a sign that your advocacy is working!
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
House E+C hearing takeaways:
- Dems voted against KOSA due to the duty of care + against COPPA 2.0 due to preemption of state laws.
- With KOSA, the House is concerned with FTC overreach to police online free speech. This is a good thing + a sign that your advocacy is working!
- Dems voted against KOSA due to the duty of care + against COPPA 2.0 due to preemption of state laws.
- With KOSA, the House is concerned with FTC overreach to police online free speech. This is a good thing + a sign that your advocacy is working!
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amagon, magazine screenshot & caption, game player's magazine (1989) archive.org/details/game...
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
amagon, magazine screenshot & caption, game player's magazine (1989) archive.org/details/game...
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Most dangerous men in FPS
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Most dangerous men in FPS
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Woke up and doom scrolled on tiktok and saw something about the Aussie Ghost Bat drone, immediately thought "Damn that'd be rad if it had a big dick" and here we are. new oc. >_>
Victoria Martin
Victoria Martin
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Woke up and doom scrolled on tiktok and saw something about the Aussie Ghost Bat drone, immediately thought "Damn that'd be rad if it had a big dick" and here we are. new oc. >_>
Victoria Martin
Victoria Martin
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Juuust gonna bring this back..
For all the mouse/duck/goof fans out there:
I truly believe it's time we start creating our own stories/comics/fanfics/etc. (public domain or not) with the toons we love, cuz now with a corpo that owns them fully investing in gen AI we need each other more than ever
I truly believe it's time we start creating our own stories/comics/fanfics/etc. (public domain or not) with the toons we love, cuz now with a corpo that owns them fully investing in gen AI we need each other more than ever
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Juuust gonna bring this back..
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
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Today's low-key furry shirt.
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Today's low-key furry shirt.
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June 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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The every alternate windows theory
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The every alternate windows theory
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the vape store that autocanceled my order because the age verification service they use is transphobic sent a very nice apology email and flagged my account out of the verification system, we're gonna fuckin win y'all
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the vape store that autocanceled my order because the age verification service they use is transphobic sent a very nice apology email and flagged my account out of the verification system, we're gonna fuckin win y'all
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Holy shit. Remember the Trump debanking EO? The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency identified adult entertainment as one such industry facing unfair treatment from banks. This is huge
www.occ.gov/news-issuanc...
www.occ.gov/news-issuanc...
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Holy shit. Remember the Trump debanking EO? The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency identified adult entertainment as one such industry facing unfair treatment from banks. This is huge
www.occ.gov/news-issuanc...
www.occ.gov/news-issuanc...
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November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It's 2am and I'm not even close to tired bc my brains singular rabid thought is "god I hope the catgirls impregnate me"
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's 2am and I'm not even close to tired bc my brains singular rabid thought is "god I hope the catgirls impregnate me"
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If Esraniki walked up behind me and said "Esœge ugzi roæθ" I would bark like a dog
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If Esraniki walked up behind me and said "Esœge ugzi roæθ" I would bark like a dog
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I need an Ariral carnally
I am not okay
I am not okay
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I need an Ariral carnally
I am not okay
I am not okay
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Oh, I forgot.
I do berries once in a blue moon, too.
I do berries once in a blue moon, too.
February 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh, I forgot.
I do berries once in a blue moon, too.
I do berries once in a blue moon, too.