McSnee
@mcsnee.bsky.social
DC and Maine.
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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.
I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.
I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
Me: "Siri, turn on living room."
Siri: ""
Me: "SIRI, turn ... on ... living room."
Siri: ""
Me: "Siri, TURN ON LIVING ROOM."
Siri: ""
TV: " ... but the wisteria is a beautiful purple flower that ..."
Siri: "Looking for purple flowers"
Siri: ""
Me: "SIRI, turn ... on ... living room."
Siri: ""
Me: "Siri, TURN ON LIVING ROOM."
Siri: ""
TV: " ... but the wisteria is a beautiful purple flower that ..."
Siri: "Looking for purple flowers"
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Me: "Siri, turn on living room."
Siri: ""
Me: "SIRI, turn ... on ... living room."
Siri: ""
Me: "Siri, TURN ON LIVING ROOM."
Siri: ""
TV: " ... but the wisteria is a beautiful purple flower that ..."
Siri: "Looking for purple flowers"
Siri: ""
Me: "SIRI, turn ... on ... living room."
Siri: ""
Me: "Siri, TURN ON LIVING ROOM."
Siri: ""
TV: " ... but the wisteria is a beautiful purple flower that ..."
Siri: "Looking for purple flowers"
Surprised to learn that Speaker Johnson has heard of Venezuela and is aware of the military action there.
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Surprised to learn that Speaker Johnson has heard of Venezuela and is aware of the military action there.
No cheating; reskeet with the last picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
No cheating; reskeet with the last picture of your pet.
Unsurprisingly, @scalzi.com says it best.
The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Unsurprisingly, @scalzi.com says it best.
Revisiting Studio 60. As it turns out, it was about 20 years ahead of its time.
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Revisiting Studio 60. As it turns out, it was about 20 years ahead of its time.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Congratulations to Bari Weiss for converting 60 fucking Minutes to samizdat.
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Congratulations to Bari Weiss for converting 60 fucking Minutes to samizdat.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
The unmitigated incompetence of the regime at doing even a basic coverup is both kind of hilarious and--when considering how many people will nevertheless believe the coverup--deeply depressing.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The unmitigated incompetence of the regime at doing even a basic coverup is both kind of hilarious and--when considering how many people will nevertheless believe the coverup--deeply depressing.
Nobody--especially nobody at this wildly corrupt Bondi DOJ--is going to convince me that Judge Dugan is anything but a hero.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nobody--especially nobody at this wildly corrupt Bondi DOJ--is going to convince me that Judge Dugan is anything but a hero.
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
ACC Football Champion Blue Devils. ... WHAT?!
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ACC Football Champion Blue Devils. ... WHAT?!
I guess the good news is nobody needs to pay attention to the World Cup now.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I guess the good news is nobody needs to pay attention to the World Cup now.
Is the administration of President "fight fight fight dot jpeg" really making THIS argument?
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Is the administration of President "fight fight fight dot jpeg" really making THIS argument?
The White House right now is Dunder Mifflin on performance-review day interpreting Jan's voicemail message, except Jan is Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The White House right now is Dunder Mifflin on performance-review day interpreting Jan's voicemail message, except Jan is Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump is a pedophile.
I guess "DC Mayor, After Cozying Up To Fascist Regime, Investigated For Taking Bribe From Same Country Trump Received Whole-Ass 747 From, But Investigation Stymied By Regime's Politically Motivated Firing of FBI Agent" was too long a headline for this Ironyception of a story.
Justice Dept. Is Said to Be Investigating D.C. Mayor Over Foreign Trip
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I guess "DC Mayor, After Cozying Up To Fascist Regime, Investigated For Taking Bribe From Same Country Trump Received Whole-Ass 747 From, But Investigation Stymied By Regime's Politically Motivated Firing of FBI Agent" was too long a headline for this Ironyception of a story.
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Wife: Fuck the Yankees!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wife: Fuck the Yankees!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
I believe you mean "Called on Carpet for Carrying Trump's Water, Eva Blondi Whines at Senate," @nytimes.com .
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I believe you mean "Called on Carpet for Carrying Trump's Water, Eva Blondi Whines at Senate," @nytimes.com .
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People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
It is honestly shocking to me that, with everything else he's doing, he does not yet appear to have violated the Third Amendment.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is honestly shocking to me that, with everything else he's doing, he does not yet appear to have violated the Third Amendment.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
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Walter Wiggum
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Walter Wiggum
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# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
Not sure what the authors' counting methodology is, but I suspect @governor.pa.gov might disagree with their assertion that the assassination of Speaker Hortman is the "only ... right-wing-terrorist incident ... in the first six months of 2025."
Left-Wing Terrorism Is on the Rise
For the first time in more than 30 years, attacks by the far left outnumber those by the far right.
www.theatlantic.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not sure what the authors' counting methodology is, but I suspect @governor.pa.gov might disagree with their assertion that the assassination of Speaker Hortman is the "only ... right-wing-terrorist incident ... in the first six months of 2025."
"I can't believe it's not MU/TH/UR" was RIGHT THERE.
Franchise Legend Sigourney Weaver Gives Her Verdict on FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’: “I Can’t Believe It’s Television” [Exclusive]
Alien franchise icon Sigourney Weaver shares her thoughts on Noah Hawley's ambitious 'Alien: Earth' series, praising its scope, themes, and execution.
collider.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I can't believe it's not MU/TH/UR" was RIGHT THERE.