McSnee
@mcsnee.bsky.social
DC and Maine.
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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.
I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.
I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
I guess "DC Mayor, After Cozying Up To Fascist Regime, Investigated For Taking Bribe From Same Country Trump Received Whole-Ass 747 From, But Investigation Stymied By Regime's Politically Motivated Firing of FBI Agent" was too long a headline for this Ironyception of a story.
Justice Dept. Is Said to Be Investigating D.C. Mayor Over Foreign Trip
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I guess "DC Mayor, After Cozying Up To Fascist Regime, Investigated For Taking Bribe From Same Country Trump Received Whole-Ass 747 From, But Investigation Stymied By Regime's Politically Motivated Firing of FBI Agent" was too long a headline for this Ironyception of a story.
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Wife: Fuck the Yankees!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wife: Fuck the Yankees!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
m
Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!
Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
I believe you mean "Called on Carpet for Carrying Trump's Water, Eva Blondi Whines at Senate," @nytimes.com .
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I believe you mean "Called on Carpet for Carrying Trump's Water, Eva Blondi Whines at Senate," @nytimes.com .
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People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
The answer is empathy and compassion.
It is honestly shocking to me that, with everything else he's doing, he does not yet appear to have violated the Third Amendment.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is honestly shocking to me that, with everything else he's doing, he does not yet appear to have violated the Third Amendment.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
I'm sure it's an oversight.
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
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Walter Wiggum
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Walter Wiggum
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# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
Not sure what the authors' counting methodology is, but I suspect @governor.pa.gov might disagree with their assertion that the assassination of Speaker Hortman is the "only ... right-wing-terrorist incident ... in the first six months of 2025."
Left-Wing Terrorism Is on the Rise
For the first time in more than 30 years, attacks by the far left outnumber those by the far right.
www.theatlantic.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not sure what the authors' counting methodology is, but I suspect @governor.pa.gov might disagree with their assertion that the assassination of Speaker Hortman is the "only ... right-wing-terrorist incident ... in the first six months of 2025."
"I can't believe it's not MU/TH/UR" was RIGHT THERE.
Franchise Legend Sigourney Weaver Gives Her Verdict on FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’: “I Can’t Believe It’s Television” [Exclusive]
Alien franchise icon Sigourney Weaver shares her thoughts on Noah Hawley's ambitious 'Alien: Earth' series, praising its scope, themes, and execution.
collider.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I can't believe it's not MU/TH/UR" was RIGHT THERE.
Slightly diminish a book
The Dark 63/128ths
The Dark 63/128ths
Slightly diminish a book.
Draculite
Draculite
Slightly diminish a book.
Jane Beneficiary
Jane Beneficiary
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Slightly diminish a book
The Dark 63/128ths
The Dark 63/128ths
@petridishes.bsky.social is a national treasure. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
How I Came to Be in the Epstein Files
A conspiracy wrapped in a conspiracy theory wrapped in an enigma
www.theatlantic.com
July 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@petridishes.bsky.social is a national treasure. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Just checking--has anybody looked into how much it would cost to cover a giant hollow wooden horse in tacky gold leaf?
July 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just checking--has anybody looked into how much it would cost to cover a giant hollow wooden horse in tacky gold leaf?
Seriously, not literally. No, wait. Literally, not seriously. No, wait. Neither seriously nor literally. No, wai
April 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Seriously, not literally. No, wait. Literally, not seriously. No, wait. Neither seriously nor literally. No, wai
Don't put pictures of @booker.senate.gov , age 55, up next to pictures of Strom Racist Dixiecrat Shitstain Thurmond at age 976. Thurmond was ALSO 55 when he made his dirtbag racist filibuster speech, but wasn't half as cogent as Sen. Booker.
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don't put pictures of @booker.senate.gov , age 55, up next to pictures of Strom Racist Dixiecrat Shitstain Thurmond at age 976. Thurmond was ALSO 55 when he made his dirtbag racist filibuster speech, but wasn't half as cogent as Sen. Booker.
WITHHOLD UNANIMOUS CONSENT.
April 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
WITHHOLD UNANIMOUS CONSENT.
@booker.senate.gov Thank you. Sen. Schumer is right for once: America is hugely proud of you.
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@booker.senate.gov Thank you. Sen. Schumer is right for once: America is hugely proud of you.
I certainly don't always agree with @booker.senate.gov , but this is an important and impressive feat.
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I certainly don't always agree with @booker.senate.gov , but this is an important and impressive feat.
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when you are longing for an old vampire movie the feeling is called nosferalgia
March 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
when you are longing for an old vampire movie the feeling is called nosferalgia
"Crazy that they're just going on talk shows and repeating the lie when we have the texts"
No, it's plainly not. They have NEVER ONCE suffered any lasting consequence for even the most blatant lies. This regime is founded on lies and continues to exist only by lying.
No, it's plainly not. They have NEVER ONCE suffered any lasting consequence for even the most blatant lies. This regime is founded on lies and continues to exist only by lying.
March 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Crazy that they're just going on talk shows and repeating the lie when we have the texts"
No, it's plainly not. They have NEVER ONCE suffered any lasting consequence for even the most blatant lies. This regime is founded on lies and continues to exist only by lying.
No, it's plainly not. They have NEVER ONCE suffered any lasting consequence for even the most blatant lies. This regime is founded on lies and continues to exist only by lying.
"What we were texting was CONFLICT plans, which is COMPLETELY different from the WAR on Venezuelan non-state actors."
Reporter: Why were those details shared on signal?
Hegseth: Nobody was texting war plans
Hegseth: Nobody was texting war plans
March 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"What we were texting was CONFLICT plans, which is COMPLETELY different from the WAR on Venezuelan non-state actors."
Mr. Bouie has identified the fundamental problem with America.
we believe we are special and we simply are not
March 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Mr. Bouie has identified the fundamental problem with America.
Paul, Weiss can eat a fucking dick.
March 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Paul, Weiss can eat a fucking dick.
He meant he'd bring STOCK prices down on day one, y'all. #promisesmadepromiseskept
March 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He meant he'd bring STOCK prices down on day one, y'all. #promisesmadepromiseskept