If you don’t clock double hours while you multitask you’re doing it wrong
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you don’t clock double hours while you multitask you’re doing it wrong
Startled? Flight
Provoked? Fight
Attracted? Fawn
Provoked? Fight
Attracted? Fawn
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Startled? Flight
Provoked? Fight
Attracted? Fawn
Provoked? Fight
Attracted? Fawn
Constantly saying “son of a..” when something goes wrong because men are the problem not the bitch.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Constantly saying “son of a..” when something goes wrong because men are the problem not the bitch.
I wish I were a rat so it would be acceptable to live in a pile of all my garbage.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wish I were a rat so it would be acceptable to live in a pile of all my garbage.
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
I was slightly inconvenienced and now I have to broadcast my experience so everyone knows.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was slightly inconvenienced and now I have to broadcast my experience so everyone knows.
MERCURY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MERCURY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
*Flexing in the mirror*
I could totally knock a bitch out.
If the bitch signed a legally binding contract that allows me to attempt to knock them out with no retaliation.
But I could totally knock a bitch out.
*flex*
I could totally knock a bitch out.
If the bitch signed a legally binding contract that allows me to attempt to knock them out with no retaliation.
But I could totally knock a bitch out.
*flex*
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
*Flexing in the mirror*
I could totally knock a bitch out.
If the bitch signed a legally binding contract that allows me to attempt to knock them out with no retaliation.
But I could totally knock a bitch out.
*flex*
I could totally knock a bitch out.
If the bitch signed a legally binding contract that allows me to attempt to knock them out with no retaliation.
But I could totally knock a bitch out.
*flex*
Randomly remembering the time in Middle school one of my friends said he was dating Sean Bean and I never questioned it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Randomly remembering the time in Middle school one of my friends said he was dating Sean Bean and I never questioned it.
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Need to make an Atsushi edit to this song but I have so much work to do :[
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Need to make an Atsushi edit to this song but I have so much work to do :[
It’s my favorite time of year! 🐦
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s my favorite time of year! 🐦
It’s time to eat my daily scrambled eggs
It’s time to make my daily omelette
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s time to eat my daily scrambled eggs
It’s time to make my daily omelette
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s time to make my daily omelette
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
An average American Opossum can carry up to 1oz of marijuana in their pouch.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
An average American Opossum can carry up to 1oz of marijuana in their pouch.
Every day I am more and more convinced we live in a simulation. A very stupid simulation. Get me off this ride
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Every day I am more and more convinced we live in a simulation. A very stupid simulation. Get me off this ride
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Trick or treating started 5 minutes ago: where is everyone
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trick or treating started 5 minutes ago: where is everyone
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
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October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
Every single song is top tier 💙💋
Smoochies
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October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Every single song is top tier 💙💋
Pretty sure the Antifa they’re looking for is just the fa
I, the President of ANTIFA, have just been threatened by Jimmy Carville. As you can tell, I am terrified. Really trembling here.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Pretty sure the Antifa they’re looking for is just the fa