Mark Hill
@mehill.bsky.social
Editor and writer at Inverse, contributor at the Beaverton, words in Wired, the Toronto Star, etc. Previously editor and columnist at Cracked. Fiction: amzn.to/3CWFRSI. Rep: Aevitas.
Thought this was old news, appreciate that it's new to some people but don't let it overshadow "eat McDonald's by the sackful" as though cowering Transylvanian peasants are leaving bags of McDoubles at his door
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thought this was old news, appreciate that it's new to some people but don't let it overshadow "eat McDonald's by the sackful" as though cowering Transylvanian peasants are leaving bags of McDoubles at his door
This is the plot of the new Predator movie
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is the plot of the new Predator movie
Mr. President, I will resume tourism to America and get thrown in one of your posting gulags if you get The Nice Guys 2 made
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mr. President, I will resume tourism to America and get thrown in one of your posting gulags if you get The Nice Guys 2 made
This inspired the Canadian remake of A Clockwork Orange
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This inspired the Canadian remake of A Clockwork Orange
Great film that's difficult to take seriously now because apparently half the characters would just be CCing everyone they know on their "RE: rE: re: r u going 2 the sinister orgy 2nite???" emails
We spoke with cinematographer Larry Smith about making Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut and restoring it for the Criterion Collection.
What It Was Like To Film Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubrick's Final Masterpiece [Exclusive Interview] - SlashFilm
www.slashfilm.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Great film that's difficult to take seriously now because apparently half the characters would just be CCing everyone they know on their "RE: rE: re: r u going 2 the sinister orgy 2nite???" emails
Oh, so I guess we’re suddenly all concerned about the children even though we all use the Metaverse every day in our professional and social lives
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh, so I guess we’re suddenly all concerned about the children even though we all use the Metaverse every day in our professional and social lives
I don't have lore because I sit at a desk for a living. I'm not the Achilles of writing.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don't have lore because I sit at a desk for a living. I'm not the Achilles of writing.
I am the world's tallest man.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am the world's tallest man.
She should look like this in the Wicked movies
🧵 Before Hollywood turned her green, L. Frank Baum’s Wicked Witch of the West looked very different… & she appears only briefly in the 1900 book. 📚
🧙🏼Check out her earliest depictions in these images, & explore more Oz history on our blog ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/11/17/t...
#PublicDomain #Oz #Wicked
🧙🏼Check out her earliest depictions in these images, & explore more Oz history on our blog ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/11/17/t...
#PublicDomain #Oz #Wicked
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She should look like this in the Wicked movies
It says this about me too, it’s not a big deal
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It says this about me too, it’s not a big deal
Wow, okay. So I guess we're just ignoring the credible rumours about its behavior.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wow, okay. So I guess we're just ignoring the credible rumours about its behavior.
I didn't ask any scientists to watch monkeys kiss. Cure my disease already, you perverts
Humans are far from the only species locking lips. British scientists say they’ve traced kissing to anywhere from 16 million to 21 million years ago, and have found that it was far more common among other species — including orangutans — than previously understood.
Kissing Has Existed for at Least 16 Million Years, Scientists Say
And humans are far from the only species locking lips.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I didn't ask any scientists to watch monkeys kiss. Cure my disease already, you perverts
Reposted by Mark Hill
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
Reposted by Mark Hill
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
Reposted by Mark Hill
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
That's just the plot of Tenet.
“From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible.“
guys.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That's just the plot of Tenet.
Sound AND fury? It sounds like this story is going to have it all.
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sound AND fury? It sounds like this story is going to have it all.
I think this is just the list of games you get if you Google video games
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think this is just the list of games you get if you Google video games
$200 is a lot to spend on one pre-order, but if I trust anyone to deliver it's Brockway
Buy it. I'm starting to think it might be good, but that doesn't matter. Buy it to keep me out of prison where I belong.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
$200 is a lot to spend on one pre-order, but if I trust anyone to deliver it's Brockway
Why is everyone posting excerpts from Pale Fire this morning
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why is everyone posting excerpts from Pale Fire this morning
We should all market stuff like the AI guys. If you buy my book you will live 150 healthy years, be graced by a vision of God, and give off a subtle citrus scent that your friends and family will appreciate.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We should all market stuff like the AI guys. If you buy my book you will live 150 healthy years, be graced by a vision of God, and give off a subtle citrus scent that your friends and family will appreciate.
The NFL may get all the money and attention, but in my mind, nothing beats the Grey Cup and its proud, over-century-long tradition of bringing out the CEO of Coinbase Canada for the Coinbase Coin Toss
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The NFL may get all the money and attention, but in my mind, nothing beats the Grey Cup and its proud, over-century-long tradition of bringing out the CEO of Coinbase Canada for the Coinbase Coin Toss
When you're truly goated with the sauce you don't need a computer to tell you
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When you're truly goated with the sauce you don't need a computer to tell you
Waking up to a news alert that the Boys from Brazil is happening
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Waking up to a news alert that the Boys from Brazil is happening
I smell a Sex and the City reboot
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I smell a Sex and the City reboot