Melanie Baker
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Melanie Baker
@melle.ca
Reader, writer, editor, baker, sock zoologist, universal aunt, wayward. Tell your dog I said hi. (she/they) 🐾🖋🍪🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ | melle most places | linktr.ee/melledotca
In addition to being able to detach quote posts, you need to be able to excise ill-advised fuckery and seal it off in some abandoned salt mine somewhere.
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Set in Wonderland?
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I have sent this to many first-time dog owners. 🤦🏻‍♀️
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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Synopsis: Everyone's favorite hockey players are back! Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander continue the romance that began with viral sensation Heated Rivalry—now streaming on Crave in Canada and on HBO Max in the US—
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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This is lovely, doesn’t matter if you’ve been reading romance for decades or since you discovered Heated Rivalry. It’s a genre that is delighted by your feelings, and happy to make you feel more of them.
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The tech support can be challenging, but then there are good days when Mom asks how to turn off the new AI crap in Gmail. 💙
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I used to work with a guy who was from Moscow, Of an age to also grow up in the Soviet era. He was gay (and autistic) and needless to say he and his partner weren't *together* (and then married) until they moved to Canada. The stuff he said sometimes was chilling.
this hit me like a fucking freight train, but it’s important and I am so glad to have read it. Good for him. Fuck.

www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Ooh, personalized pun service. Thank you. 😊
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Bah, clearly we Canadians have to do everything ourselves... 🦞🦞
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Where's your "Will you come to my cottage this summer?" video featuring lobsters?
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Don't make me get out my real accent, young man...
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
A show about two gay Canadian meteorologists, Sleeted Rivalry.
A show about two gay computer hackers from the 90s, “1337ed Rivalry”
A show about two gay clay-pigeon shooters, Skeeted Rivalry
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Zynim Inc.: "Empowering your team to deliver transformative Software as a Service (SaaS) and connecting you to emerging-market outsourcing from Vietnam."

Indeed.

(Gander Social is in the works, too, and they're pretty transparent.)
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Broke my ankle walking the dog. Sliced my face open getting a plastic tote bin out of the closet.
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Adriana Anders's WHITE OUT is the rare book to both make our Best-Of list and get a deep dive episode. It's $2 today.

KOBO mf.fatedmates.net/aawo
B&N www.barnesandnoble.com/w/whiteout-adriana-anders/1129678146?ean=9781492698715
APPLE books.apple.com/us/book/whiteout/id6753874735
AMZ amzn.to/3YpaAV2
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
On the right, wearing a red harness.
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My dog is nature’s perfect winter ambush predator. 😂
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Bully me. #HeatedRivalry

via HBOMax on instagram
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The horrors persist, but so do cats.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Finland stuns USA in OT at the World Junior Hockey Championships

It’s a 4-3 Finnish victory in Minnesota to send the Americans home.

And now over to Canada vs Slovakia in the last quarterfinal.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM