Heather J. “I Should Be Writing” Wood
@rollwithheather.bsky.social
Author, Publicist, World Fantasy Award Nominee, Cat Lover, Feminist (she/her but they/their is good too!)
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"Mr. Darcy’s member was not unhung, nor was it not uncircumcised. It was very neat indeed, the sort of protrusion one would thoroughly expect from a gentleman of Mr. Darcy’s stature." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The Deleted Sex Scene from Pride and Prejudice
Dancing was the first step to falling in love, and falling in love was the first step to lying down in tandem. Not soon after Elizabeth had persuad...
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February 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
"Mr. Darcy’s member was not unhung, nor was it not uncircumcised. It was very neat indeed, the sort of protrusion one would thoroughly expect from a gentleman of Mr. Darcy’s stature." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/
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PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day https://theonion.com/petsmart-introduces-heart-shaped-puppy-for-valentine-s-1822980373/
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day https://theonion.com/petsmart-introduces-heart-shaped-puppy-for-valentine-s-1822980373/
Toronto may not seem like a romantic place but @adambunch.bsky.social begs to differ. #CanLit
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The Toronto Book of Love · Books · 49th Shelf
Exploring Torontoâs history through tantalizing true tales of romance, marriage, and lust. Torontoâs past is filled with passion and heartache. ...
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February 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Toronto may not seem like a romantic place but @adambunch.bsky.social begs to differ. #CanLit
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49thshelf.com/Books/T/The-...
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ST VALENTINE is the holy guardian of lovers but not many people know that after death his skull became a decorated floral relic, one of the most gothic items to be found in a Roman reliquary. Shown here in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin #ValentinesDay
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
ST VALENTINE is the holy guardian of lovers but not many people know that after death his skull became a decorated floral relic, one of the most gothic items to be found in a Roman reliquary. Shown here in the Basilica di Santa Maria in Cosmedin #ValentinesDay
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Carnations in a Glass Vase
Mary Wrinch
1893
Mary Wrinch
1893
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Carnations in a Glass Vase
Mary Wrinch
1893
Mary Wrinch
1893
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“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”
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Happy Valentines Day! On this day of love, what if we shared something we LOVE about our CITY OR COMMUNITY? Save our frustrations for another day. Explain your “love letter” to your city, and include visuals if you can!
Mine? Our public transit FREQUENCY, which equals freedom! #HappyValentinesDay
Mine? Our public transit FREQUENCY, which equals freedom! #HappyValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Happy Valentines Day! On this day of love, what if we shared something we LOVE about our CITY OR COMMUNITY? Save our frustrations for another day. Explain your “love letter” to your city, and include visuals if you can!
Mine? Our public transit FREQUENCY, which equals freedom! #HappyValentinesDay
Mine? Our public transit FREQUENCY, which equals freedom! #HappyValentinesDay
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The audiobook (read by the great Moira Quirk) of my novel Assassin's Creed: The Resurrection Plot is currently 50% off at this page. Shortlisted for a Scribe award. It follows the events in The Magus Conspiracy, but can be read on its own. Love, betrayal, political assassinations.
The Assassin's Creed: The Resurrection Plot: The Engine of History
The war between Assassins and Templars has escalated …
Cairo, 1869—When a bomb goes off at the Khedivial Opera House celebrating the opening of the new Suez Canal, visiting Assassin Pier...
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February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The audiobook (read by the great Moira Quirk) of my novel Assassin's Creed: The Resurrection Plot is currently 50% off at this page. Shortlisted for a Scribe award. It follows the events in The Magus Conspiracy, but can be read on its own. Love, betrayal, political assassinations.
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I love that half of Team LGBTQ is women's ice hockey players.
We're currently in 6th!
We're currently in 6th!
Team LGBTQ in 6th place in Winter Olympics medal count - Outsports
For the 2026 Milan Winter Olympics, Outsports is again tracking the progress of out LGBTQ athletes as if they were an Olympic team.
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February 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I love that half of Team LGBTQ is women's ice hockey players.
We're currently in 6th!
We're currently in 6th!
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Can't resist sharing a new Hildegard von Blingin' video!
Let's get Romantic the medieval bardcore way!
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Let's get Romantic the medieval bardcore way!
youtu.be/EGkV6JttDFs?...
Can't Help Falling in Love - Elvis (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover)
YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'
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February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Can't resist sharing a new Hildegard von Blingin' video!
Let's get Romantic the medieval bardcore way!
youtu.be/EGkV6JttDFs?...
Let's get Romantic the medieval bardcore way!
youtu.be/EGkV6JttDFs?...
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WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
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Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold
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Toad fell into the pond. He sank to the bottom and came up again.
“Drat,” said Toad. “All of our sweet, cold ice cream has washed away.”
“Drat,” said Toad. “All of our sweet, cold ice cream has washed away.”
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Toad fell into the pond. He sank to the bottom and came up again.
“Drat,” said Toad. “All of our sweet, cold ice cream has washed away.”
“Drat,” said Toad. “All of our sweet, cold ice cream has washed away.”
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“Drat,” said Toad.
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“Drat,” said Toad.
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CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN
It’s a 5-1 victory for the Canadian women’s hockey team over Germany.
Canada now plays either Finland or Switzerland in the semifinal.
It’s a 5-1 victory for the Canadian women’s hockey team over Germany.
Canada now plays either Finland or Switzerland in the semifinal.
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN
It’s a 5-1 victory for the Canadian women’s hockey team over Germany.
Canada now plays either Finland or Switzerland in the semifinal.
It’s a 5-1 victory for the Canadian women’s hockey team over Germany.
Canada now plays either Finland or Switzerland in the semifinal.
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There he was, sitting on the inside of the long track arena in sweatpants awaiting his fate.
Canada’s Laurent Dubreuil wins 500m bronze with what was at the time an Olympic record.
He’s 33 years old in his third Olympics and just gave the performance of his career.
Canada’s Laurent Dubreuil wins 500m bronze with what was at the time an Olympic record.
He’s 33 years old in his third Olympics and just gave the performance of his career.
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
There he was, sitting on the inside of the long track arena in sweatpants awaiting his fate.
Canada’s Laurent Dubreuil wins 500m bronze with what was at the time an Olympic record.
He’s 33 years old in his third Olympics and just gave the performance of his career.
Canada’s Laurent Dubreuil wins 500m bronze with what was at the time an Olympic record.
He’s 33 years old in his third Olympics and just gave the performance of his career.
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CAPTAIN CANADA 🇨🇦
Marie-Philip Poulin scores a historic 18th goal at the Olympics. It’s 5-1 Canada leading Germany late third.
She ties Hayley Wickenheiser for most goals ever at the Olympics. Two hockey legends.
Marie-Philip Poulin scores a historic 18th goal at the Olympics. It’s 5-1 Canada leading Germany late third.
She ties Hayley Wickenheiser for most goals ever at the Olympics. Two hockey legends.
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
CAPTAIN CANADA 🇨🇦
Marie-Philip Poulin scores a historic 18th goal at the Olympics. It’s 5-1 Canada leading Germany late third.
She ties Hayley Wickenheiser for most goals ever at the Olympics. Two hockey legends.
Marie-Philip Poulin scores a historic 18th goal at the Olympics. It’s 5-1 Canada leading Germany late third.
She ties Hayley Wickenheiser for most goals ever at the Olympics. Two hockey legends.
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Through 14 James Bond movies, she was known to the world as Miss Moneypenny.
A Golden Globe winner, she also wrote a weekly column for the Toronto Sun.
Her life was full and her legacy remains.
This is the story of Canadian Lois Maxwell.
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A Golden Globe winner, she also wrote a weekly column for the Toronto Sun.
Her life was full and her legacy remains.
This is the story of Canadian Lois Maxwell.
🧵 1/10
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Through 14 James Bond movies, she was known to the world as Miss Moneypenny.
A Golden Globe winner, she also wrote a weekly column for the Toronto Sun.
Her life was full and her legacy remains.
This is the story of Canadian Lois Maxwell.
🧵 1/10
A Golden Globe winner, she also wrote a weekly column for the Toronto Sun.
Her life was full and her legacy remains.
This is the story of Canadian Lois Maxwell.
🧵 1/10
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Local heroes!
Since I had some errands to do in the Annex anyway, I helped @bikewaysto.bsky.social clear the Bloor bike lane from Markham to Euclid. Hope the City gets the rest of the bike lane in Koreatown cleared ASAP! #BikeTO #TOpoli #VikingBiking
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Local heroes!
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I sure hope every company I’ve ever had contact with wishes me a happy Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I sure hope every company I’ve ever had contact with wishes me a happy Valentine’s Day.
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I don't really know where Stoufville is but if you or someone you know lives there you or they should definitely take home this scrungy little cat. Trust me, these guys give you the biggest and best love you could imagine.
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I don't really know where Stoufville is but if you or someone you know lives there you or they should definitely take home this scrungy little cat. Trust me, these guys give you the biggest and best love you could imagine.
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newly posted at @periodicities.bsky.social : Jacqueline Valencia @jacquelinevalencia.ca : Two poems
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Jacqueline Valencia : Two poems
Stilts Knees wish I had them not a semblance just aged and used irresponsibly no glue to bond sorry I walk on impossible stilts/...
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February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
newly posted at @periodicities.bsky.social : Jacqueline Valencia @jacquelinevalencia.ca : Two poems
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periodicityjournal.blogspot.com/2026/02/jacq...
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“This Valentine’s Day, we’re celebrating hope, belonging and the quiet miracle of choosing each other again and again in a place that chose us too.” 💌
Love Rules | The Tyee
Fall head over heels for six real-life love stories by Tyee staff and readers.
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February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
“This Valentine’s Day, we’re celebrating hope, belonging and the quiet miracle of choosing each other again and again in a place that chose us too.” 💌