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melmo
@melniii.bsky.social
woman loving worm
artistical appreciator
RVA
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paint thru the pain!!!!!
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They say that when you play "Strawberry Fields Forever" backwards, it says "Bring Back Keebler Pizzarias"
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
trump/clinton blowjob actually makes perfect sense when you think about all the blue-turned-MAGA kinksters who used to post on twitter abt voting against their beliefs while wearing buttplugs and cages to the polls back in 2020
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
insurance approved my claim and then my roommate called me to inform me the police are at our unit because the weird noises weve been hearing in our ceiling are in fact an unauthorized human being. silver lining wya
if insurance doesnt approve my claim i will do something to myself in front of all of you
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Pringles Select Szechuan BBQ (2007-circa 2011): Crispy, airy, rice chips coated in a dusting of bbq seasoning and Szechuan spice blend, noted for their strong heat. Part of Pringles "fancy" line, they were sold in bags rather than the traditional cans/stacks
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
im clearing out old text messages and laughing at my old habit of not saving ppls numbers…….. who the fuck was texting me “i think i left my inhalers in your car i cant breathe dawg” last spring 😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
if insurance doesnt approve my claim i will do something to myself in front of all of you
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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my takeaway from this letter is that glenn youngkin, rector sheridan and their flunkies on the board are deeply dishonest people who are engaged, with the trump administration, in a mob-style shakedown against the university of virginia
Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.

It's a surreal--and troubling--read.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
im listening to the world’s worst wake and bake playlist. and it is of my own creation!
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Life can be so beautiful with a Dark Knight Girlfriend 🖤 (Check out the full game on Steam & Itch.io soon!)
August 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i had some friends over tonight and they pointed out a very old art print on the wall like “Oooohhh this artist has us both blocked…” 😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Lyft driver playing Freaky Friday by Lil Dicky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND im farting in his car
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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this is not a novel observation but we live in a world where our leaders are child rapists, meanwhile any human interaction/expression around sex that is NOT taking advantage of another human being against their will is what we are told is ruining the world

this can't keep on like this man
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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💚💜DARK KNIGHT GIRLFRIEND💜💚
(fanart for @foreverfuture.bsky.social , this game rocks!!)
September 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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⭐ 💧 🏞️
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i was literally thinking a couple weeks ago “do people even remember Nuzlocke is a Lost joke”
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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obviously not a new topic of discussion but it really is crazy how perfect a name nuzlocke is for the challenge despite having literally nothing to do with the rules and being a result of like 8 coincidences piling up on top of each other. maybe he was right.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Coming up on Saturday at Circle.

I am the youngest person on this bill by at least two, maybe three decades. Jack is pretty close to twice my age and his playing just keeps getting better.
15 November
Circle Thrift RVA
8pm $10 notaflof

Jack Wright & David Menestres
Enchantress of Bioluminosity
Birds in the Meadow (Marty McCavitt etc)
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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guy who think it's called "mccartneyism" and is very confused as to why listening to the beatles makes you a communist
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this skeet could be you one day if you go and see #coaches in #richmond #rva #vampochofeed
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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bad luck after bad luck after bad luck
#art
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM