metamodernshad
@metamodernshad.bsky.social
Deep state lawyer. Compassionate nihilist. Former advisor to Dwight Eisenhower. Most of those are true.
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Dumbass tree… 🤎👩🏾🤝👨🏻
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December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dumbass tree… 🤎👩🏾🤝👨🏻
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December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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👩🏾🤝👨🏻
“a white man, no?!“ -me
“So Fiyero and Elphaba were definitely fucking?? - @metamodernshad.bsky.social
“a white man, no?!“ -me
“So Fiyero and Elphaba were definitely fucking?? - @metamodernshad.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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“a white man, no?!“ -me
“So Fiyero and Elphaba were definitely fucking?? - @metamodernshad.bsky.social
“a white man, no?!“ -me
“So Fiyero and Elphaba were definitely fucking?? - @metamodernshad.bsky.social
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DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
My new "Roman Empire" is that in Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein," Victor has post-nut clarity immediately after creating the monster and realizes that he has zero interest in actually raising and nurturing his "son."
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My new "Roman Empire" is that in Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein," Victor has post-nut clarity immediately after creating the monster and realizes that he has zero interest in actually raising and nurturing his "son."
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November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Your unc and auntie outside again…
👩🏾🤝👨🏻👩🏾❤️👨🏻 #DateNight #FangirlLyfe
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👩🏾🤝👨🏻👩🏾❤️👨🏻 #DateNight #FangirlLyfe
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November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Your unc and auntie outside again…
👩🏾🤝👨🏻👩🏾❤️👨🏻 #DateNight #FangirlLyfe
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👩🏾🤝👨🏻👩🏾❤️👨🏻 #DateNight #FangirlLyfe
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Went from shopping for a new couch and making groceries and eating a shark coochie board with some Pinot Gri for dinner watching Scandal to now twerking cross faded to No Limit and Cash Money verzus…
Everyone remind @metamodernshad.bsky.social how lucky he is
Everyone remind @metamodernshad.bsky.social how lucky he is
October 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Went from shopping for a new couch and making groceries and eating a shark coochie board with some Pinot Gri for dinner watching Scandal to now twerking cross faded to No Limit and Cash Money verzus…
Everyone remind @metamodernshad.bsky.social how lucky he is
Everyone remind @metamodernshad.bsky.social how lucky he is
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Cory tried it and that white lady said “oh, absolutely not!” And read him DOWN. I had to watch it twice.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Cory tried it and that white lady said “oh, absolutely not!” And read him DOWN. I had to watch it twice.
My family really think they're helping when they say shit like, "why don't you just start your own real estate law practice during the shutdown?"
Like finding clients is as easy as walking up to someone and saying I want to be their attorney 🙄
Like finding clients is as easy as walking up to someone and saying I want to be their attorney 🙄
October 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My family really think they're helping when they say shit like, "why don't you just start your own real estate law practice during the shutdown?"
Like finding clients is as easy as walking up to someone and saying I want to be their attorney 🙄
Like finding clients is as easy as walking up to someone and saying I want to be their attorney 🙄
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“ABC7 spoke to Pertissue Fisher, a woman who lives in the building. She said ICE agents took everyone in the building, including her, and asked questions later….’They was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other.’”
It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.
It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.
ICE agents raid South Shore apartments; Trump says Chicago could become military training ground
ICE agents raided a South Shore apartment building overnight as the city braces for a possible military deployment.
abc7chicago.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“ABC7 spoke to Pertissue Fisher, a woman who lives in the building. She said ICE agents took everyone in the building, including her, and asked questions later….’They was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other.’”
It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.
It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.
Jesus Fucking Christ I'm so sick of these systems we're forced to live under. Let me just go home, take a 20mg edible, and cocoon for a few hours.
October 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ I'm so sick of these systems we're forced to live under. Let me just go home, take a 20mg edible, and cocoon for a few hours.
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You know the vibes! Shana Tova!
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September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You know the vibes! Shana Tova!
Cc: @metamodernshad.bsky.social
Cc: @metamodernshad.bsky.social
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Just a reminder that Brendan Carr wrote a chapter of Project 2025, even though that violates the law which prohibits gov't officials from using their positions for political advocacy like that. www.techdirt.com/2024/07/23/f...
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just a reminder that Brendan Carr wrote a chapter of Project 2025, even though that violates the law which prohibits gov't officials from using their positions for political advocacy like that. www.techdirt.com/2024/07/23/f...
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Been seeing videos of Palestinian children being murdered for 2 years. Children dying in school shootings didn't raise concerns. George Floyd's on camera murder didn't raise concerns, and in fact some of you got "protest fatigue." Respectfully foh
Graphic videos of the Charlie Kirk shooting spread widely online, raising concerns over the emotional and political toll of exposure to violent imagery.
Kirk shooting videos spread online, even to viewers who didn't want to see them
Graphic videos of the Charlie Kirk shooting spread widely online, raising concerns over the emotional and political toll of exposure to violent imagery.
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September 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Been seeing videos of Palestinian children being murdered for 2 years. Children dying in school shootings didn't raise concerns. George Floyd's on camera murder didn't raise concerns, and in fact some of you got "protest fatigue." Respectfully foh
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The @washingtonpost.com has changed its slogan again, from “Democracy Dies In Darkness” to “Know Your Place.”
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The @washingtonpost.com has changed its slogan again, from “Democracy Dies In Darkness” to “Know Your Place.”
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I know it's not exactly breaking news that some "free speech" warriors are total hypocrites, but I still feel it's important to call it out when it happens.
Fake “Free Speech” Champion Clay Higgins Now Wants To Use Gov’t Power To Silence Anyone Who “Belittles” Kirk’s Death
Rep. Clay Higgins wants to use his government power to ban Americans from the internet for life if they say unkind things about Charlie Kirk's death. Yes, the same Clay Higgins who…
Rep. Clay Higgins wants to use his government power to ban Americans from the internet for life if they say unkind things about Charlie Kirk's death. Yes, the same Clay Higgins who…
Fake “Free Speech” Champion Clay Higgins Now Wants To Use Gov’t Power To Silence Anyone Who “Belittles” Kirk’s Death
Rep. Clay Higgins wants to use his government power to ban Americans from the internet for life if they say unkind things about Charlie Kirk's death. Yes, the same Clay Higgins who just two years ago co-sponsored the "Protecting Speech from Government Interference Act"—a performative bill that did literally nothing except restate that government actors cannot engage in censorship.
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September 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know it's not exactly breaking news that some "free speech" warriors are total hypocrites, but I still feel it's important to call it out when it happens.
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"We must reject political violence in EVERY form"
Anyway, back to using State violence to clear homeless camps out of the park, because rich people were complaining they had to look at them.
Anyway, back to using State violence to clear homeless camps out of the park, because rich people were complaining they had to look at them.
The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible.
In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.
In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"We must reject political violence in EVERY form"
Anyway, back to using State violence to clear homeless camps out of the park, because rich people were complaining they had to look at them.
Anyway, back to using State violence to clear homeless camps out of the park, because rich people were complaining they had to look at them.
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"well what do you want Dems to say?? obviously they can't be lolling and posting memes"
This ought to be the mainstream response: very quick sympathetic statements to the family, qualify that we don't know the shooter's motives, make clear the right has been escalating political violence for years.
This ought to be the mainstream response: very quick sympathetic statements to the family, qualify that we don't know the shooter's motives, make clear the right has been escalating political violence for years.
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"well what do you want Dems to say?? obviously they can't be lolling and posting memes"
This ought to be the mainstream response: very quick sympathetic statements to the family, qualify that we don't know the shooter's motives, make clear the right has been escalating political violence for years.
This ought to be the mainstream response: very quick sympathetic statements to the family, qualify that we don't know the shooter's motives, make clear the right has been escalating political violence for years.
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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What happened to "this isn't the time for politics"
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What happened to "this isn't the time for politics"