Michelle Greene
@mgreenephd.bsky.social
Cognitive scientist at Barnard College; visual categorization; EEG; eye movements; machine learning; childless cat fae; will ask to see a picture of your pet. Opinions my own. They/she. 🏳️🌈
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Happy start of the semester! Coming back from sabbatical and immediately facing a flood of student emails inspired me to repost this hack (I've used the accommodation letter one 10x already today).
#Academicsky
#Academicsky
As semesters start and you find yourself repeatedly answering emails with the same questions from students, this is my annual reminder that you can make all your frequent responses email signatures and just select them from your signature list to respond. You're welcome. #academicsky
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Happy start of the semester! Coming back from sabbatical and immediately facing a flood of student emails inspired me to repost this hack (I've used the accommodation letter one 10x already today).
#Academicsky
#Academicsky
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🧠 Hiring a Research Assistant/Lab Manager! Share widely! 📍 St. Louis | ⏰ Full-time
We're launching the How We Learn Lab @WashU, studying attention, learning & memory interactions. Perfect for anyone interested in dev cog neuro who wants hands-on experience before grad school.
deckerlab.com
We're launching the How We Learn Lab @WashU, studying attention, learning & memory interactions. Perfect for anyone interested in dev cog neuro who wants hands-on experience before grad school.
deckerlab.com
How We Learn Lab
deckerlab.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
🧠 Hiring a Research Assistant/Lab Manager! Share widely! 📍 St. Louis | ⏰ Full-time
We're launching the How We Learn Lab @WashU, studying attention, learning & memory interactions. Perfect for anyone interested in dev cog neuro who wants hands-on experience before grad school.
deckerlab.com
We're launching the How We Learn Lab @WashU, studying attention, learning & memory interactions. Perfect for anyone interested in dev cog neuro who wants hands-on experience before grad school.
deckerlab.com
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There’s another emergency rally in NYC this morning—9am Foley Square.
Kristi Noem is going to NYC today to hold a press conference. New Yorkers are showing up in mass to tell her to get the f*ck out.
Join @handsoffnyc.bsky.social in the streets. It’s time to get loud and stay loud.
Kristi Noem is going to NYC today to hold a press conference. New Yorkers are showing up in mass to tell her to get the f*ck out.
Join @handsoffnyc.bsky.social in the streets. It’s time to get loud and stay loud.
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
There’s another emergency rally in NYC this morning—9am Foley Square.
Kristi Noem is going to NYC today to hold a press conference. New Yorkers are showing up in mass to tell her to get the f*ck out.
Join @handsoffnyc.bsky.social in the streets. It’s time to get loud and stay loud.
Kristi Noem is going to NYC today to hold a press conference. New Yorkers are showing up in mass to tell her to get the f*ck out.
Join @handsoffnyc.bsky.social in the streets. It’s time to get loud and stay loud.
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"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made
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Still accepting applications!
Pls report: We're hiring! Looking for a postdoctoral research fellow to join our study of individual differences in plasticity in #blindness (+ possible extension to #deafness) using fMRI.
Details and application: apply.interfolio.com/177838
#hiring #postdoc #neurojobs #Neuroscience #NeuroTwitter
Details and application: apply.interfolio.com/177838
#hiring #postdoc #neurojobs #Neuroscience #NeuroTwitter
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January 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Still accepting applications!
Collaborator green flags: when cis-het white guys join the whisper network to ensure they're sending femme and/or queer and/or PoC trainees to good, supportive labs. #neuroskyence #VisionScience
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Collaborator green flags: when cis-het white guys join the whisper network to ensure they're sending femme and/or queer and/or PoC trainees to good, supportive labs. #neuroskyence #VisionScience
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
Looks like another good day to start screaming in the streets.
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Looks like another good day to start screaming in the streets.
What is your plan, @schumer.senate.gov? This requires more than a strongly-worded letter.
My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
What is your plan, @schumer.senate.gov? This requires more than a strongly-worded letter.
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While some weird guys decided to out themselves as @irisvanrooij.bsky.social haters (whatever it means), i think it's time to out myself as a longtime fan of her (and colleagues') work. A short thread of my favorites:
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
While some weird guys decided to out themselves as @irisvanrooij.bsky.social haters (whatever it means), i think it's time to out myself as a longtime fan of her (and colleagues') work. A short thread of my favorites:
🚨 Last publication alert of 2025! Why is scene understanding easier and faster for some scenes than for others? Here, we explore whether scenes with too much information slow visual processing. 1/
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
🚨 Last publication alert of 2025! Why is scene understanding easier and faster for some scenes than for others? Here, we explore whether scenes with too much information slow visual processing. 1/
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I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC.
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
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December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC.
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Happy #VSS submission day to all who celebrate! So proud of this crew (and friends!) pulling off six abstracts! See y’all in Florida! #VisionScience
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy #VSS submission day to all who celebrate! So proud of this crew (and friends!) pulling off six abstracts! See y’all in Florida! #VisionScience
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Join the We Ain't Buying it campaign, don't shop at Trump enablers Target, Home Depot, or Amazon 11/27 - 12/1.
indivisible.org/campaign/we-...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
indivisible.org/campaign/we-...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
What is the latest Black Friday boycott – and will it work?
While others scramble for deals on Black Friday and Cyber Monday, activists hope to leverage shopping behavior for societal change
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Join the We Ain't Buying it campaign, don't shop at Trump enablers Target, Home Depot, or Amazon 11/27 - 12/1.
indivisible.org/campaign/we-...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
indivisible.org/campaign/we-...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
AI slop proliferating in journal letters-to-editor. Very interesting analysis. Unfortunately, little discussion about the cost to human editors and authors of original work who process and respond to slop.
www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-7...
www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-7...
Robot pen pals: a multidisciplinary analysis of recent trends in scientific correspondence
BackgroundThis summer, we received a suspicious letter to the editor commenting on our recently published results. We noticed the letter’s author had gone from zero letters ever published in 202...
www.researchsquare.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
AI slop proliferating in journal letters-to-editor. Very interesting analysis. Unfortunately, little discussion about the cost to human editors and authors of original work who process and respond to slop.
www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-7...
www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-7...
Absolute 🔥
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Absolute 🔥
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the internet wasn't a complete failure
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the internet wasn't a complete failure
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Please repost! I am looking for a PhD candidate in the area of Computational Cognitive Neuroscience to start in early 2026.
The position is funded as part of the Excellence Cluster "The Adaptive Mind" at @jlugiessen.bsky.social.
Please apply here until Nov 25:
www.uni-giessen.de/de/ueber-uns...
The position is funded as part of the Excellence Cluster "The Adaptive Mind" at @jlugiessen.bsky.social.
Please apply here until Nov 25:
www.uni-giessen.de/de/ueber-uns...
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Please repost! I am looking for a PhD candidate in the area of Computational Cognitive Neuroscience to start in early 2026.
The position is funded as part of the Excellence Cluster "The Adaptive Mind" at @jlugiessen.bsky.social.
Please apply here until Nov 25:
www.uni-giessen.de/de/ueber-uns...
The position is funded as part of the Excellence Cluster "The Adaptive Mind" at @jlugiessen.bsky.social.
Please apply here until Nov 25:
www.uni-giessen.de/de/ueber-uns...
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VOTE!
VOTE!
VOTE!
VOTE!
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VOTE!
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VOTE!
VOTE!
a kermit the frog is holding a sign that says vote .
Alt: a kermit the frog is holding a sign that says vote .
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November 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
VOTE!
VOTE!
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Sobs in intellectual.
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sobs in intellectual.
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NYC No Kings—these are 8 different pics of an aerial shot panning for blocks. Enormous crowd.
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
NYC No Kings—these are 8 different pics of an aerial shot panning for blocks. Enormous crowd.
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Without ACA subsidies, a couple in Watertown, MA earning $85,000 a year could see their health care premium increase from $1,394 to $3,194 per month.
This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent—and what Republicans shut down the government over.
This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent—and what Republicans shut down the government over.
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Without ACA subsidies, a couple in Watertown, MA earning $85,000 a year could see their health care premium increase from $1,394 to $3,194 per month.
This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent—and what Republicans shut down the government over.
This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent—and what Republicans shut down the government over.
Another flight, another dude who feels entitled to my legroom. 🙄
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Another flight, another dude who feels entitled to my legroom. 🙄