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Michael Mitchell
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*resists urge to vomit*
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"

RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Trump & MAGA are so mad Bad Bunny is playing the Super Bowl, conservative group Turning Point USA is holding an alternative halftime show called the “All-American Halftime Show," calling it a celebration of “faith, family and freedom" with headliner Kid Rock.

No hypocrisy here. Roll the clip...
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I won’t stop reporting the truth. The First Amendment is the bedrock of our democracy, and I’ll continue to fight to protect it 🤝🏾🇺🇸
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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Bill Belichick and Pete Carroll watching the teams that fired them two years ago make the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Across America and the world, people are realizing it’s not possible to appease America’s dictator.

The only way to deal with him is to stand up to him — and the only way to stand up to him is by joining together against him.

It's time for a massive general strike across the country.
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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The DNC keeps sending me letters begging for money, usually along the lines of “stop Trump”

I mark them REFUSED and send them back with the following note: “Not one DIME until Schumer and Jeffries are GONE. Do Your Damned Jobs and I’ll Consider it.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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It’s been 29 days since 100% of the Epstein files were supposed to be fully released. Thus far less than 1% of heavily redacted and unexplained files have been released.
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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People can stay mad that I won’t ignore the reality that Indigenous folks and Black folks have been contending with genocidal American violence *the whole time*
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Too bad there's no hugely successful footwear company nearby that might be interested.
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Breaking: Kristi Noem and Jayvee Vance out ICE thug who murdered bystander Renee Good as JONATHAN ROSS

He was identified because Noem and Vance - idiots - discussed his previous car incident - when he used a taser www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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If ICE agents aren’t held accountable for shooting and killing people, the killing of unarmed civilians will only continue.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Approval under 40% and yet American civil society treats him like a God Emperor.

Our country is filled with just an unbelievable amount of cowards and collaborationists.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Trump: we're gonna run the country. Get the oil companies in. That woman who stole my prize? Don't like her.

Starmer: "we don't have the full picture at the moment"

🤡
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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There’s always a tweet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Wahhhhh the people doing the work of the sport are making money for their labor wahhhhhhh
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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“The billionaire class has sought to convince those making $30-an-hour that their enemies are those earning $20-an-hour. They want the people to fight amongst ourselves so that we remain distracted from the work of remaking a long, broken system.”

-Zohran Mamdani
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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In Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" video, a blackboard shows “20-9-8-19-25-12-15-8.” Reading the letters from right to left with each number corresponding to the letter of the alphabet, it spells “HOLY SHIT.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Very serious ppl in sports media keep insisting that DK must be punished for his heinous actions, but all I see is evidence that he didn’t punch hard enough.
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Whatever trio of spooks visited Stephen Miller last night better have brought something stronger than visions and moral suasion. Better if they all just gang up, swing their chains furiously and beat him like a rented mule.
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Changing times. The Oscars have signed exclusively with YouTube.
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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😳🇺🇸
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Daniel Kaluuya confirms he is developing a ‘SPIDER-PUNK’ animated film.

“Those Spider-Verse films, they speak to me… I think the filmmakers and the animators are some of the best storytellers in the game”

(Source: Deadline)
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM